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Monday, August 22, 2011

Guest Blog: Vegetarian Pig Slop and Heat Wave Rasslin - ACW's Distrust, Dismay and Antisocial Behavior '11 Review

Brandon Stroud needs no introduction, but I'm going to give him one anyway. He's the managing editor at With Leather and is a huge supporter of indie wrestling, especially Chikara and in his current hometown of Austin, TX with Anarchy Championship Wrestling. He went to their latest show, Distrust, Dismay and Antisocial Behavior '11, and here's his live report, complete with pictures!




Portia, pre-slop, taunting Lillie Mae
Photo Credit: Brandon Stroud
Texas is currently experiencing a heat wave that has taken us into 700+ consecutive days of 100+ degree heat. High school football coaches and players have died from exposure to the sun. Sprinklers are getting installed everywhere because it's rained like 3/4th of a time since March. I don't know what's going on with the world's climate, exactly, but I thought it would be a good idea to attend Anarchy Championship Wrestling's Distrust, Dismay and Antisocial Behavior 2011 and sit for four and a half hours in an open-roof bar in direct sunlight to watch professional wrestling.

TH already posted some basic results for the show, and if you're interested in that sort of thing I urge you to head over to their home page or their roster page to find out more. I've been to nearly every show since I moved to Texas last August with a few exceptions (including one with Paul London I missed for King of Trios... but that worked out all right) so I value myself as an increasingly-learned perspective on the promotion.

That, or I'm semi-popular on the Internet and write about them a lot.

- The pre-show started with a battle royal to determine the third participant in a triple threat elimination match for the ACW Championship, and I am confidently in full-on child mark mode when I tell you how much I love cheesy, shitty over-the-top-rope battle royals. Battle royals are like NBA games: you don't have to start watching them until they're almost over, and any fun you have before that is made for yourself.

The show featured an absolute gaggle of people I (and the ACW Superfans who usually sit in front of me) had never seen or heard of, and a few of them made appearances here. That's one of my favorite parts of an independent wrestling show, the "okay, so who's THIS guy" thing. Sometimes they're terrible, sometimes they end up being your favorites. I had no idea Picture Perfect Portia Perez would make me wobbly-kneed trying to get a picture with her when I was watching her wrestle literally nobody in Cleveland half a decade ago.

Jessica James won the battle royal and is four feet tall and adorable, but she ate it pretty hard in that title match, gotta say.

- The selling point of the show for most was the return of the "Godfather of Anarchy" Jerry Lynn. I wasn't around when Lynn ran in ACW, but TNA-be-damned if Lynn doesn't look and move exactly like he did 15 years ago. Maybe he was having fun. Maybe it was the fact that ACH (who I again will talk up here as the craziest and best athlete I've probably ever seen in a wrestling ring) entered to "Walk" by Pantera with a fake Bill Alphonso and did Rob Van Dam's taunts and intro posing. Regardless, Lynn is on point, and this show was one of those little reminders that if Impact could understand that 1) wrestling is supposed to be fun and 2) we're supposed to LIKE the people we're watching, they could be something more than they are.

The match also featured Rachel Summerlyn, who continues to be progressively more beautiful every time you see her and a great conversationalist about both David Otunga and vegans in wrestling, and Shawn Vexx, who enters to Jay-Z's "Public Service Announcement", and if you don't instantly think that's the best indy wrestling entrance theme ever, you are a pleeb.

- I'm not doing a Best and Worst format for this, but I have to give both a Best and a Worst to the Angel Blue vs. "Five Star" Amanda Fox match. It came right in the middle of the show, and despite plastic cup of water after plastic cup of water I had to go into the bar part of the bar and not roast myself for five minutes. The Best part is Amanda Fox, who looks like she probably shouldn't be a thing but ends up being really kinda great, and the Worst goes to Angel Blue, who got the win. Her butt still looks like toilet paper.

See, I'm getting so into it that I'm even saying affable things about the people I shoot don't like.

- The selling point of the show for ME was a Texas Bullrope Match between Lillie Mae and Portia Perez. I'm a fan of both -- Lillie always puts on a good match, and anybody who has read four sentences of wrestling talk from me has seen Portia in two of them. This match stemmed from ACW's Queen of Queens tournament when Portia bashed Lillie in the face with a wrench during the opening ceremonies and took her out of competition. Lillie challenged Porita to a bullrope match, and while the rope wasn't exactly tight around their wrists (which sucked a little, but hey) they still beat the shit out of each other. Lillie got the win when she hogtied Porita's legs and dumped pig slop on her head. Well, a backslide won it, but that was the actual win.

Portia is always getting stuff dumped on her head when I'm trying to meet her. The first time she wrestled Lady Poison and got green poison gland goop all over her face. The second time she got Gory Bombed into a birthday cake by Rachel. Last night, it was pig slop. Vegetarian pig slop, at least, as confirmed later by Lillie.

But sometimes things work out for the best. ACW Superfan Anna just said "come on" and dragged me backstage (upstairs) and asked Portia to take a pic with me. I told her I was sorry for all the stuff that kept getting thrown on her. She sorta shrugged and rolled her eyes at me, and it was the coolest wrestler interaction I've had since Arn Anderson yelled at me. Here, want to see how happy my face can get?




B's cheesin', Portia's all like "I AIN'T CARE"
Photo Credit: Anna Pineda
A few more quick observations so this doesn't turn into an essay:

- ACW Champion and fellow Cleveland Indians fan Davey Vega got the win over Jaykus Plisken (who is like the Pit Boss by a gigantic man) when Darin Childs interfered, and outside of me going OH OH GOD when Jaykus murdered poor little Jessica James with a backbreaker it was fun. Vega's cool because the things he does have weight, which is something missing from a lot of indy wrestlers. There's a big difference between stiffness and weight, I think. Sorta like the jump mechanics in a video game. Without weight, you don't know where the hell you're jumping.

- I got to shake Mat Fitchett's hand before he goes off to CHIKARA and become a thing, with the added bonus of telling him he's my girlfriend's favorite guy there.

- Matt Palmer and Lady Poison teamed up against Pierre Abernathy (who reminds me of a Raticate from Pokémon, although he's pretty goddamn funny and starting to win me over) and Athena. Palmer is always a favorite and if you don't like a woman with literal poison in her blood I don't know what to tell you. Athena's normally gorgeous diving top rope Stunner turned into a horrifying looking neckbreaker thing, and it wasn't a good night for seeing small female wrestlers walk away unscathed.

- Awesome Andy looks like somebody's not-great Create-A-Wrestler attempt at Low Ki. This was my first time seeing him in action, and he seemed pretty good. He was having some trouble with the ropes, though. Thankfully the Mohawk isn't a bar prone to chanting YOU FUCKED UP at everything, so that's a plus.

- On the same tip, another debuting Anarchist, Christian Rose, looks like a not-great Jon Moxley. Or the guy from Nip/Tuck. But HE turned out to be good, too, and it's nice when a guy from an indy scene I don't get to know about comes around. St. Louis is full of guys I need to learn more about.

- Bolt Brady's going to be a star somewhere, probably sooner rather than later.

- And... that's probably it. But I want to take every posted Internet opportunity I can to say thank you to Darin, Rachel, the lady at the merch table and pretty much everyone involved with ACW for giving me an awesome thing to do with some of my Sundays. I get to spend a good chunk of my Monday going through the Queen of Queens DVD. Good times.

The next show is at the Mohawk in Austin on the 18th of September, "The Evolution of the Revolution", and you should go. I'm not going to be there because I've got a Dodgers game to catch in L.A., but Darin Corbin and Mia Yim are already announced, so if you're anywhere in theoretical driving distance, make it.

Monday, August 15, 2011

Big Sexy Destiny: WWE SummerSlam 2011 Review




I did not see this one coming in the least, did you?
Photo Credit: WWE.com
Personally, if you laid out all the finishes to SummerSlam that I thought would happen, I didn't think in a million years that Kevin Nash, acting apparently independently of Triple H, laying out CM Punk after he had questionably defeated John Cena to unify the titles to set up Alberto del Rio cashing in his Money in the Bank contract, would be the end game. Given all the agita that some folks on the Internet were giving themselves over this, the fact that Triple H's biggest impact in this match was him putting over the importance of having a title, i.e. putting Cena and Punk over his own supposed MO, should be the biggest relief in the world to those who thought he'd end up jizzing all over the ring, and I'm left feeling much easier about things going forward. With all that being said, SummerSlam was a damn fine PPV, and a fitting follow up to the white hot Money in the Bank.

Let's start from the top, after LEGENDARY guitarist Adam Jones played the National Anthem, we were treated to a surprise match. Miz came out, doing his best dime store Rock impression. I like Miz a lot, but c'mon son, you're better than that. That elicited R-Truth, which then elicited Alberto del Rio, and boom, there was team #1 for the six man tag. The faces, John Morrison, Kofi Kingston and Rey Mysterio came out with no real promos or frills. That's how I'd describe this match, at least for the first part of it. There was good tag team work from both squads, which leads me to believe that there's good potential for a tag division if WWE would get their heads out of their asses to build one and not wait for the Kings of Wrestling to magically save them. Oh well.

Anyway, there was a really good bit of cohesive spot-fu here by Kingston and Morrison against their heel counterparts, mainly Miz. The Awesome One tried a hair pull takedown on that hippie Morrison, but JoMo countered with a mock Pele kick. At another point, Miz and Kingston were tangled together, with the former going for his Skull Crushing Finale and the latter segueing into the SOS for a two count. The end sequence probably had the biggest firework display from Kingston of them all. Mysterio went for a double 619 attempt on Miz and Truth, but Miz slipped away, leaving Truth to take the brunt of the kicks. Thinking he was home free, Miz turned around only to see Kingston leaping at him from the top rope to the outside of the ring with a splash. When I tell you that Kofi got mad air on this splash, the guy got MAD FUCKING AIR. Rey finished off Truth in the ring with what friend of TWB and fellow PPV-watcher Jesse Draham termed the "tadpole splash", and the PPV got started off with a high note.

Between matches, we got our first Punk sighting of the night, sarcastically acquiescing to John "Funkhauser" Laurinitis' request for an apology, and encountering Stephanie McMahon for the first time since he called her idiotic in Vegas. She wished him luck, although Punk was skeptical. Afterwards, she offered her hand, but Punk "knew where it's been" and refused. Awesome segment. Seriously, there is no better all-around performer in all of wrestling right now than Punk. Steph was tolerable here too. I'd say if she didn't shriek and took more of a neutral character like her husband is right now, then I wouldn't mind her back on WWE TV on an occasional basis. Yes, I just wrote that. No, I don't know why you're all coming at me with pitchforks and torches. Was it something I said?

The second match of the evening was HOSS FIGHT 2K11, aka Mark Henry vs. Sheamus, and it was probably my second favorite match on the card. When you get two big guys in the ring like that, the tendency is for slow, plodding and boring. I think with Sheamus in there, you get a new breed of big guy. He's so much crisper, so much stiffer-looking and has an agility that most guys his size don't possess. Henry's got athletic qualities too, even if they're more understated.

That's why this match worked. Sheamus clubbed hard with his strikes, and Henry moved around the ring, acquitting himself just fine. There was one point in the match where Sheamus was resting over the second rope in the classic 619 position, and Henry charged in like a locomotive at full steam, leaping in a Big Bossman-style hip attack, only he went through the ropes and to the floor. Christ, it was a mean looking attack. Sheamus looked the part of a mold-breaking wrestler, showing his strength at one point breaking out of a Canadian backbreaker by Henry by ripping his arms apart, and then his agility at another, flying from the top with a big shoulderblock. The finish of the match is what made it for me though. It was a countout, but it was such a well-done count out and one that made so much sense that I feel like it was the only right way to go. The two were brawling around on the outside when Henry scooped up Sheamus, slammed him against the ringpost and then barreled through the guardrail, busting a giant hole through it, leaving Sheamus in the wreckage. Henry struggled back to the ring, but Sheamus couldn't answer the bell and was counted out. See, that's the kind of countout finish I can dig. The visual of the rail breaking open was way cool, and it would make sense that an impact that broke steel, padding and other hard materials would take Sheamus out for at least 10 seconds.

While I was left with a positive imprint of the PPV to this point and for the most part thereafter, SummerSlam was not without its glaring flaws, and they all seemed to be compressed within the 20 or so minutes between HOSS FIGHT and the Divas Championship match. The sequence went as such where there was a commercial for a fucking movie, Cee-Lo Green performing and then ANOTHER commercial, this time for Slim Jim. First off, I pay $44.99 plus taxes and fees so that I get wrestling, resolution, banter and the occasional WWE hype piece. The reason for the payment is so that I, and everyone else, aren't bogged the fuck down by idiotic commercials made by terrible companies with terrible ad departments (for the most part). If you're going to have advertisements during PPV, then for Christ's sake, don't charge $45-$55+ per buy.

Secondly, and I'm going to try and be as fair to this as possible because he wasn't terrible, but I think Cee-Lo's performance here is the big reason why televised wrestling and live music don't mix. Again, he wasn't bad, and I realize that the wrestlers all marked out like schoolchildren to have him there. Punk, William Regal and several other wrestlers Tweeted things about how awesome it was to have him there. In theory, the live crowd probably should have dug him too. However, there are a lot of things that work for a live crowd that don't play off well for the audience at home. Dance-offs on RAW fall in this category. Talent shows are another. Singers performing stand-alone at a wrestling event? They definitely fall into this category.

The strange thing was though, the live crowd didn't even eat this up. Even during its deadest during the matches, they were still able to generate some buzz for each match. Aside from the random lip-syncing girl in the crowd they panned to, no one really seemed to be into Cee-Lo. It's a shame, because he's a higher caliber performer than, say, the Chris Warren band or even Kid Rock (whom I think with his last album or two has turned into an alright singer, but he definitely appeals to a wrestling crowd more than Cee-Lo). And I kinda dug him. But at the same time, it didn't feel right to me, and I'm not sure I was the only one who felt this way.

The Divas Championship, as I mentioned before, was next, but a funny thing happened. It wasn't a murderific squishy-squash, but it wasn't terrible either. Either Kelly Kelly got better by osmosis of being in there with Beth Phoenix, or maybe Kelly just needed more of a stage and a better opponent than, say, Brie Bella, to ply her wares. I don't know, but this was actually bordering on a good match. A lot of it had to do with Phoenix openly mocking Kelly's moves, especially the stink face, which I thought was a great bit of dickery. A lot of it had to with Kelly's bumping, it being really the only thing she does well. I thought the flash pin coming out of the way-too-long setup for the Glama-Slam was a really good finish too. I don't think this was meant to be the finish to the feud, and with it starting a couple of weeks prior, I didn't think it should have been either.

Back to the back, Stephanie was shown coming out of Cena's locker room to throw in a bit more drama. Then, another commercial. ANOTHER FUCKING COMMERCIAL GAWD ASDFKASfda;sdfh... this time, that godawful Twix spot with the two cops singing the theme song from Mannequin. At this point, I thought we'd see a commercial for Suits or In Plain Sight or whatever other formula drama USA Network was coming out with next.

Daniel Bryan and Wade Barrett would be the next match, and it was a fine match indeed. Then again, it's Daniel Bryan. He could have wrestled Moppy to an adequate at least match, and Wade Barrett is hardly Moppy. I don't know if I was the only one who picked up on this or not, but towards the beginning of the match, it felt like both guys were channeling the World of Sport and Johnny Saint with the escapes and the grappling sequences. As someone whose memory is still fresh with Chikarasaurus Rex and the wonderment of Saint, Johnny Kidd, Colt Cabana and Mike Quackenbush, I thought that was a great little sequence, almost an Easter egg for folks like me who are familiar with the style.

It was clear that Barrett, who still needs some seasoning to me, had a great rapport with Bryan last night, but again, it's Bryan. Still, some guys look better in there with the erstwhile Best in the World, and this has been the best Barrett has looked ever in a WWE ring. It was the little things, really, like his almost seamless reaction to Bryan's matrix-in-the-corner escape into a waiting Black Hole Slam, or the fact that Bryan had to resort to crawling between Barrett's legs to escape him. I really liked his slingshot backbreaker too. It was innovative offense without really needing to make things complex. Obviously, Bryan brought his A-game too, but does he ever not come ready to dazzle? I loved the sequence out of the first Wasteland attempt where Bryan went from the guillotine choke into the LeBell Lock, into the KICKS~! after the rope break. Seriously, watching Bryan wrestle is the major perk of being a fan right here and right now.

I thought the finish was really well done too. You had Barrett in the corner, ready to take a Frankensteiner from the top, and then he just shoved Bryan onto the ropes. Crotching Bryan would have been good, but they went the extra mile by having Barrett clothesline Bryan off the ropes before going into Wasteland. Really slick match. I want to see more of this, and if Barrett is going to be in the main event without needing Money in the Bank, then he really should work more with Bryan so he can get a bit of a shine on him. They got del Rio acclimatized to WWE by having him work with Mysterio, so why not let it work with another guy they have big plans for?

The World Heavyweight Championship NO HOLDS BARRED match was next on the docket, and Christian had some words for Randy Orton. He brought out his insurance policy, Edge, who got a pretty decent pop. There was a love-in at first, but then Edge started berating Christian for his whiny behavior as of late. Anticipating the swerve with promo swerve... it was so meta. A lot of people thought this was the match of the night, and I'm not going to sit here and say that it wasn't a good garbage brawl. It was. I enjoyed a lot of it, but at the same time, parts felt needlessly excessive, and I didn't feel like Orton took enough big bumps to really put the match in doubt. I mean, three tables were broken. All three of them had Christian going through them. Yeah, Orton took a few Kendo stick shots, but at the same time, he dished out a bunch of them too. The Con-Chair-To was foiled. Christian took the stump DDT on the trashcan, the flip onto the steel steps on the outside and the big finish with the RKO on the steps. Orton really came out of the match unscathed.

Now, I'm not one to harp on a guy looking stronger than the other guy because that's pedantic and I fucking hate when people judge their enjoyment of a match based on parity. That being said, the story didn't draw me in nearly as much as it might have if Orton's health and well-being was put into jeopardy more than just taking a random Kendo shot or the Killswitch. People complain about John Cena being SUPERCENA, but Orton as the destroyer of worlds doesn't draw me in all that much. Remember when I talked about vulnerability being key for a good performer? Orton didn't put that vibe out for me, and he really hasn't for a good long time now. So yeah, he'll have good matches, even great ones, but it's times like these where he really hampers himself with the lack of big spots he takes. The no-DQ match was a perfect place for Orton to show that he could really generate something more than a pop for his RKO. He didn't. That's why this, for me, was maybe my fourth favorite match on the card rather than my favorite.

And now, after a shot with Stephanie giving Trips a good luck smooch, it was time for the main event. This is the match that is going to be dissected the most by everyone who watched and even those who didn't care to tune in at all. Cena and Punk had a very, very tough act to follow, but I thought that if any two guys in WWE right now were up to the task whose names weren't Bryan, it was these two. I thought Cena's entrance was really cool in turning to the camera and waxing about how this was the arena where it all got started for him. I thought it was really cool. The crowd, which was on the quiet side most of the night (although they were hot for certain guys, more on that later), came alive for this match, going into the "LET'S GO CENA/CENA SUCKS" routine every chance they could. It was so weird, there were barely any "CM PUNK!" chants, although he got a lot of the positive cheers for things he did. It was almost like this match was a referendum on Cena more than anything else. Something to chew on.

Anyway, the match at the beginning felt like it was your standard feeling-out process. Lots of headlocks and whips, strikes and rope-runs. Actually, I felt like most of the story revolved around how evenly matched the two were, even as they went deeper into the match. Case in point, Cena went for the Five Knuckle Shuffle, and Punk, like he did at Money in the Bank, went to kick Cena in the head. Cena, knowing that the counter was coming, blocked it and segued into the STF. That was brilliant storytelling. That was brilliant wrestling. That set off a stretch where guys were countering and countering and countering some more with some damn good submission wrestling from both men until Punk, while in the Crippler Crossface (!), gained the ropes.

The moment of the match for me came when Punk hit his plancha to the outside. This was the only spot in the match where Triple H stood out to me, and it was for the right reasons. Punk nailed Cena with his suicide dive, and then there was a double countout tease, mainly because Punk hit his face flush against the rail. Trips got to 9, and then said "fuck it". He decided he wasn't going to let the match end on a BS double countout, so he fetched both Cena and Punk. This interjection was positive because it ensured we were going to get a true winner. Trips got involved, yeah, but it was in a way that put the other guys over, put the match over. I dug it a lot.

From there, we went into a prolonged sequence of finishers and big spots. Punk and Cena traded strikes in BOO!/YAY! crowd reaction format. Punk got a majority of the YAY! cheers. There were a bunch of AA teases, a few GTS teases. Each guy kicked out of each other's finisher. At one point, Cena slickly countered Punk's springboard dive into a STF, something that I didn't think could be humanly possible. Punk elicited a "Randy Savage!" chant with a flying elbow from the top. Then, Punk just started laying into Cena, getting a buisaku knee to the gut, a few more kicks and a second GTS for the pin. Cena got his foot on the ropes, yes, which I thought at the time would be the source of controversy going forward, but Trips shrugged it off. Punk won, and all was right with the world. Hell, he even refused to shake Triple H's hand. SummerSlam would end with a happy ending...

...but then Kevin Nash came out of the crowd and all hell broke loose. A clothesline and a Jackknife powerbomb later, and Alberto del Rio comes in to cash his briefcase with a glimmering warlock and the 1-2-3.

This is the point of contention where most people will bicker as to the worth of this event. Personally, I loved it, and I'll tell you why. One, Nash's involvement, and then Triple H's bewilderment over it, gives the ending so much doubt and so many directions where they can go. Nash and Trips have a long history, and not just in character either. In fact, I'm not sure how far back their in-ring characters go. This was very much a wink-nudge moment that this top story has been built upon ever since Punk sat Indian style on top of the stage in Las Vegas and "spoke his mind". Secondly, it preserves both Punk and Cena as three-dimensional, rootable characters and gives an external villain for either of them to chase. Thirdly, it allowed for Triple H to have a moment at the end of the event without overshadowing anything. Fourth, it was genuinely shocking and at the same time, it still felt fresh.

All in all, I thought this show was a GREAT SUCCESS. It had its problems - the commercials and having Stephanie McMahon there almost superfluously being the worst - and it didn't really have that special atmosphere that Money in the Bank did (but then again, that's a minor quibble since MitB '11 is in at least the top five if not top three WWE shows since 1996). That being said, there really were not patently offensively bad matches, there were some great moments, and I thought the end, though admittedly polarizing, was memorable and sets up so many great options for storytelling going forward. Yeah, maybe Punk winning should have gotten more breathing room, but then again, he got his super happy ending in Chicago. I don't want to see CM Punk's super hot resolutions lose their specialness right away, y'know? That's why I'm more than okay with SummerSlam and its end. This caps off what has been an amazing summer for the Worldwide Leader in Sports Entertainment, and I'll be awaiting RAW tonight with baited bated breath.

Monday, August 1, 2011

Sara del Rey and a World of Sport: Chikarasaurus Rex 2011 Review

Sara del Rey don't take no crap from no one
Photo Credit: John Hyperion/Dirty Dirty Sheets Tumblr

On a weekend that was supposed to belong to a scrappy Ant fighting for the good ol' United States of America and two old-timey English wrestlers come to amaze and marvel with their expert execution of counters, submissions and good, clean chain wrestling, it was a Queen who stole the show. I'm not saying that the other two things didn't dazzle and amaze. I'll admit I was a bit nonplussed at the finish to the former, but I was totally amazed and astounded by the latter. Hell, and if I wrote this review in a moment of stopped time between match 7 and the main event on Night 2, then the weekend would have played to seed. But yeah, about that main event... it belonged to Sara del Rey, and in effect, she seized the entire weekend for herself. And no, I am totally not complaining about. That being said though, there was a whole mess of great action leading up to the final match, and it was pretty snazzy, or in terms of Chikara, par for the course.

Night One started in Reading at the Goodwill Fire Association Hall. Much like the Palmer Center in Easton, it had a really intimate feel to it. There are no guard barriers; the front row is situated ten feet from the ring apron. It was so close that we could notice (and skeeve out, by the way) at Mima Shimoda hocking a loogie on the floor, which was linoleum, by the way. I liked that it was all contained in one room rather than in Easton, where it was on a basketball court that was half shut off. It's a neat little venue, even if it was a little dingy with very rude concession staff.

Our first match of the evening was a 12 Large Summit contest. Jigsaw, making his return after a biceps injury, took on Fire Ant in what turned out to be a very spry, very well-worked opener. It kicked off with a nice display of chain wrestling, almost setting the tone for the evening. Maybe they were looking to impress the English Johnnies with their knowledge of grappling. It ended with Fire landing an arm drag on Jig, which led into the heart of the match, Jigsaw selling the arm that had just healed. The rest of the match's narrative centered around this, and it made for some really good theater. At one point in the match, I thought things were getting a little testy for a match between two fan-favorites. Jig teased a brainbuster, but his arm couldn't support the weight and Fire countered slickly into an Ace crusher and then into a brainbuster of his own for two. Jig made a slight comeback after that, getting in position for the Jig 'n Tonic, but Fire reversed into a cross armbreaker on the weak arm. Jig tapped out, and Fire Ant gained three points. Afterwards, sportsmanship abounded.

Next out was Jakob Hammermeir, who came out in his ring garb. He quickly made an announcement for himself, describing himself as "handi-capable". Hmmm... he rushed to the back and then came back out, preening and gloating all the way. Say what you want about him, but I respect the hell out of Jakob because he, like Icarus, puts so much effort into getting people to hate him, and it all works. His opponent for the evening was none other than Gregory Iron, which got a big reaction from the crowd. I think the intros to the match were longer than the match itself though, really short. Iron started out like a house on fire, but there was a shockingly early ref bump, which Jakob took advantage of with some cheating. Then, shortly thereafter, UltraMantis Black came out from the Commentation Station and hit Jakob with the Praying Mantis Bomb. He threw Iron on top, and bam, decision in something like two minutes. Afterwards, Mantis commented that he'd do the same thing to the rest of the BDK until Ares stopped running and hiding from him.

Third match of the evening pitted Eddie Kingston against Adam Cole, who showed more personality and panache in his 30 second walk to the ring than he has in his entire ROH career to date. If you're surprised by this, then I have beachfront property to sell you in the Black Hills of South Dakota. Cole actually did a really good job heeling it up here. He kept doing big moves and then screaming "I'M ADAM COLE!" afterwards, which elicited "If he says that one more time, I'm screaming MATT DAMON at him" from my Twitter pal and TWB superfan IronyNOW. Actually, the antics started before the opening bell, as Cole Pearl Harbored Kingston as he was making his entrance into the arena, which the War King quickly turned the tide on. Once the action began, it was Kingston pretty much hammering Cole until Panama's Finest was able to get a clean shot on Kingston's traditionally injured knee. HE works that injury into a lot of matches, I wonder if he's got a legit history there that he plays up? Either way, it led into maybe my favorite spot of the night, where Cole had Kingston locked in the Figure 8 (think a Figure 4, only done off to the side) and then raked his nose. I love arcane heel tactics like that. If he had only broken out a fishhook later on in that match, I might have changed allegiances. Even when Kingston was on offense, he was selling the leg, most evident when he couldn't hold the bridge on a Northern Lights suplex. Anyway, despite the leg injury, Kingston got the duke with a Sliding D and a Backfist to the Future on a seated Cole. Afterwards, they got a cup of ice to put on his knee from concessions. I wonder how many times they had to ask the surly old ladies behind the counter for it? No, I'm not bitter.

Final match before intermission was a doozy, a trios match between Team FIST (Icarus, Johnny Gargano and Chuck Taylor) and Team ¡3.Olé! (El Generico, Scott Parker and Shane Matthews). If you know anything about Chikara, you had to have had the feeling that this match would be insanely silly, insanely fun and insanely action packed. You'd have been right too. Pre-match saw some infighting between Parker and Matthews over a can of Red Bull. Apparently, Matthews has a problem, and there may be a Red Bull intervention staged at a later card, but that's just my gut feeling. Icarus didn't tease the jacket coming off for nearly as long as he'd do at King of Trios, but once it did come off, it got an elbow drop from Parker. Taylor countered with threatening to cut El Generico's t-shirt with a pair of scissors, which yielded an elbow drop on Taylor's t-shirt. This was all in the first couple of minutes after the bell rang. God, I love Chikara.

Once the action started, it was pretty high-octane stuff. Matthews busted out some attempts at his big moves, but was thwarted. The faces got a lot of the advantage early on. 3.0 has a lot of really cool tag team offense. They've got some of the best teamwork offense in the game today, and I'm glad that we kinda get them exclusively in Chikara when they visit down South of Quebec. Generico got to show John Morrison how to properly do a split-legged move off the top with a moonsault. At one point a little later, Matthews took a cheap shot at Taylor's throat, and when he was called out on it by Nick Papageorgio, he remarked "Karate! That's called karate!" This led into the heels getting the advantage and a long face-in-peril sequence on Generico. At one point, Matthews tried to get into the ring to help his teammate, and Papageorgio held him back, to which the crazy Canadian replied "You're deceptively strong!" See, it's banter like this that makes 3.0 so awesome to watch.

Generico dead-weighting on a powerbomb attempt and getting the hot tag on the subsequent counter lead into the match's third act, which was pretty insane. Matthews went into his headscissors-o-rama on FIST, and then all three members of the tecnico trio locked in Boston crabs on their counterparts. Matthews went for a powerbomb pin, but it was broken up and FIST went onto their advantage, which featured Taylor leapfrogging over a charging Parker that led into Gargano doing his slingshot spear from the apron. Generico teased a BRAINBUSTAAAAAHHHH~! on Icarus, but Taylor ripped him from the top and hit him with Sole Food. He was then taken out with a corner EXPLODAAAAHHH~!, which led right into eating a face bomb/Codebreaker combo from 3.0 for the win. Really, really fun trios match, which by my estimation was the best part of the first half. The winning trio then posed for pictures in ring with fans during the break.

After the intermission, we were treated to our first entree into the World of Sport, as Johnny Kidd, making his American debut, took on the man that I bet more than half the arena wished were their grandfather, Johnny Saint. The match was separated into six rounds of five minutes apiece, which is how they did things back in the day on the iconic British sports program on ITV. Both men were greeted very warmly, and the crowd was super into the match. That warmed my cold black heart, because I was a bit worried whether the crowd would get into a match that didn't feature any high spots, head drops or big impact strikes. Instead, the crowd ate up every top wristlock, every reversal, every little wink and nod to the absurdity of wrestling without making fun of it . It was terrific.

Round one featured a full nelson back-and-forth, and Saint really kicked his game off in high gear. Basically, if you've never seen Saint work, the crux of his in-ring game is performing magicians' escapes from submission holds and reversing them into ones of his own. It really is fascinating to watch. Kidd is similar, but he relies more on his slyness rather than his creativity when escaping holds. Case in point, towards the end of round two, Kidd had Saint in a seated wishbone lock. Saint reversed it and had Kidd in one of his own. Kidd pointed over Saint's shoulder, basically to say "LOOK!", and as Saint turned his head, Kidd just got right up and dusted himself off.

I could try to describe more of the action in detail, but I feel like this the kind of match that needs to be experienced, not described. Chain wrestling can come off as boring in the written word, and to the untrained eye, or at least the eye of a shithead indie wrestling fan who goes to ROH shows and boos any attempt at doing this style over HEAD DROPZ N FLIPZ GUISE, it can look boring. But there's a sublime beauty inherently embedded in the DNA of good chain wrestling. For those who appreciate it, there's nothing better than seeing the cat and mouse and the safe acrobatics that come with a good round of catch-as-catch-can brilliance, especially when laid down by masters such as Kidd and Saint. That isn't to say that all other styles aren't beautiful, or that this is the best, or that you're dumb if you don't like chain wrestling (although it is symptomatic of some short-sighted, read: shitheaded, fans that they hate this when it subs in for their usual 20 MOVEZ in 2 minutes desires). I'm sounding really pretentious here, and for that I'm sorry. However, I really like seeing this kind of action from time to time.

Kidd ended up winning with a, according to the Chikara Pro site, kneeling frog press out of an Irish whip in the fourth round, but I'm of the school of thought that the result in this particular match was immaterial in comparison to the actual body of work. If you seek out the DVDs for this weekend, I'd do it if just for this match and the Night Two tag match alone.

How could they follow up that match? Well, they tried with the six woman expo between the BDK Ladies and Makoto against Team Mima Shimoda, which also featured Tsukasa Fujimoto and Portia Perez. Tried is the operative word here, because this match was flat for a few reasons. One, there were no real defined roles in the match. Ostensibly, Team Mima was the babyface trio, mainly because of the presence of both del Rey and Daizee Haze on the other team. That really didn't stop Mima or Perez from working total rudo during the match. In fact, I'd say the only one who worked face was poor Makoto, who got beaten like she owed the other team money. When Makoto made her hot tag to Haze, the crowd was dead silent, mainly because no one wanted to pop for her (yet...). The match was mainly centered around del Rey and Mima going at it, which sounded better in theory. It wasn't Sara's fault either.

Mima Shimoda was one of the names I was looking forward to watching during this weekend, and sadly, all I could think of watching her in the ring was "Man, I wish it was Manami Toyota instead of Mima." There was just something off about her in-ring. I couldn't put my finger on it. I hate to continually compare her to Toyota here, but it was like she was way, way, WAY less fun than her other joshi counterpart. I dunno. I wanted to like this match, but it came off as very disjointed. Mima got the duke over Haze with a Tiger superplex.

Match seven was the long-awaited Flex Express match, Green Ant taking on Tursas. During the introductions, Greenie removed his original mask to reveal a red-white-and-blue mask to match his Old Glory-themed Colony ring wear. We got the scoop from friend of TWB and shutterbug extraordinaire Zia Hiltey that he was being rechristened US Ant for the evening. Derek Sabato reffed the affair... which meant there were going to be shenanigans abounding. I got a sick feeling in the pit of my stomach.

The match started off with Jakob going for a sneak attack, which US Ant thwarted. Tursas tried to use it as a way to get the jump, but US Ant was savvy enough to thwart that too. It wasn't long before the action spilled out into the outside ring area as well as well into the crowd. Sabato let the extracurriculars go, like Tursas choking US Ant with the American flag around the ring post, as long as it favored the BDK behemoth. US Ant was able to mount a bit of a comeback, felling the giant with two splashes from the top rope. There were a few countout teases, harkening back to how the original Lex Express angle ended with the SummerSlam countout victory for Luger. Tursas got back to his feet and proceeded to start wrecking shit like a man of his size is wont to do. He took US Ant from the apron and superplexed him into the ring, afterwards taunting him with "You wanna fight? You wanna fight me? You're gonna DIE!" For as tightly as I had my mark hat on during the match, I had to admit that that was an awesome, awesome visual.

One thing I didn't understand was Sabato going into a standing ten count for US Ant when he'd be laying on the canvas by himself. I thought I had missed the point where they announced it to be a Last Man Standing match. From here, they started going into Rocky (the movie, not the wrestler) territory with the Ant making some valiant comebacks that were squelched right away by the Finnish giant. To his credit, Ant's bumping here really sold that sizzle. He is my favorite worker in the Colony by a large margin, and it's not like I hate the other two for their ring game either. Tursas really played into the whole spirit of the angle by going for the Banzai Drop on a couple of occasions. The first one led into US Ant trying to wrangle Tursas into the Torture Rack, which would have literally blown the roof off the Goodwill Fire Association. Seriously, the roof would have flown into the air and landed somewhere on the PA 12 highway. After the second missed Banzai, US Ant segued into a cross armbreaker, which was countered by Tursas with a smush into the corner.

From here, I think I have to give Tursas some props for being a huge guy who isn't afraid to fly or look good doing it either. He went into a moonsault that he missed, but it was damn impressive looking. It's one thing to be a big dude, but to be a big dude who can move? Major respect. Off the miss, Ant bodyslammed him, and the place exploded. Tursas fell out of the ring, to which Sabato kept his full attention. Ant tried to exit, but he was blocked at every attempt, so he went around to other parts of the ring to exit...

...only to be whacked in the back of the head twice by Jakob with a tennis racket that he pulled out from Tursas' fur entrance overcoat. Tursas got back into the ring and proceeded to hit US Ant with a Border Toss, and then after a cocky let-up at 2, a top rope splash that won the match for the Finnish evildoer. Afterwards, he spat on the Stars 'n Stripes before he left. The crowd clapped for US Ant's valiant effort.

I couldn't help but be a bit disappointed at this finish. I mean, I get that the story's not over yet, probably not even close to being over with the referee shenanigans and the rampant interference, but still, I was hoping to see Chikara do with this whole angle what the WWF failed to do... deliver a cool resolution to the bus trip across the country. That being said, I can't hate on it, because it was a brilliantly executed wrestling match with a great story and some damn fine performances from everyone involved, including Sabato and Jakob.

Finally, Night One's main event was upon us, another 12 Large Summit match between Mike Quackenbush and Claudio Castagnoli. Just like in the opener, there was some World of Sport-style chain wrestling going on after a short opening dominance by Claudio, although it wasn't nearly as good-spirited as the grappling between Fire Ant and Jigsaw. I wanna write about the officiating here for a moment and how it played in the match. Just as Sabato was instrumental in the story of the last match, I think Justice Jon Barber's refereeing played a role in this story too, albeit a smaller, subtler one. With Bryce Remsburg being absent for the proceedings (he had a wedding to go to on the Left Coast), it allowed for the other officials to have more time in the sun. Barber is definitely the least experienced of the troupe, and he played that up so well in this match, whether intentionally or not. The best would be when Claudio would blatantly cheat, and he'd feebly admonish him, almost afraid to do anything but say "You can't do that, Claudio!" or "C'mon, stop! Please?" He really was the perfect choice to officiate this match in Bryce's absence.

The action spilled to the outside, as most of the matches did that night, and between taking ranas and ramming Quack into the ringposts, Claudio took to breaking people's miniature American flags in half (which were handed out pre-show for the Flex Express match). He kept a wooden shard from one of his conquests and hid it in his trunks, doing his best to stab Quack with it whenever Barber's line of sight was obstructed or distracted. When Barber found out and grabbed the shard from Claudio, someone in the crowd yelled "DQ!" Then, in his best Lenny Leonard (the Simpsons character, not the DGUSA announcer) voice, Claudio retorted "Shut up!" That was pretty awesome.

The interruption didn't cost Claudio that much momentum as he kept toying with the smaller Quack, dropping him gut first on his knee via a military press and ending a short-lived comeback with a huge bicycle kick. Quack made another comeback that culminated in a Chikara Special attempt, but Claudio got the ropes, leading into a blocked tornado DDT -> Swiss Death -> UFO with a LONG no hands spin sequence. Quack countered a Ricola bomb into a la casadora pin, but he couldn't block the second one, which Claudio performed while standing on the apron facing the ring. He could only muster a two-count. He went for another Swiss Death, but Quack countered it by standing on the top of Claudio's chest, backflipping and wrangling him into the Chikara Special right in the middle of the ring. Claudio tapped out, and Quack sent the crowd home happy with another awesome match to top off the card.

Night One wasn't without its bumps, notably the women's match and the decision to an otherwise outstanding tilt between US Ant and Tursas, but hey, not even Chikara can attain perfection all the time. Plus, there was still another whole night of action to go Sunday in Philadelphia.

The opener for this slate was the two Ice Ribbon imports, Makoto and Fujimoto, doing battle in singles competition. My disappointment in the previous night's match really tempered my excitement for this match, because I really wanted to see them do well, especially Makoto. Joshi girls are notorious for being super stiff, and the beating she took from Mima especially the night before made me cringe a little bit, even though I knew in my heart that Makoto more than likely enjoyed it in a perverse way. That was sort of validated in this match, as both women came out stiffing each other with smiles on their faces, after they removed streamers that got stuck in the rafters before the match began. I had never heard a wrestling crowd mark so loudly for debris removal in my life. Seriously though, back to the action, I've never seen any two people enjoy beating the crap out of each other in a worked match than I did these two. Normally, you'd think shit like that would be a turnoff, but here, I was somewhat charmed in my own perverse way. You had to think these were two women who were working in America their first time, and as big as wrestling is in Japan, it's big in a different way over here.

They ran through a bunch of spots they did the night before, only with more emphasis because they weren't being overshadowed by Mima's domineering presence. Makoto draped Fujimoto over the top turnbuckle and kicked her, field goal style. Fujimoto was able to land a 619 without the Internet combusting in hatred over such a contrived move, and then sweetly followed up with a rolling clutch pin attempt. Fujimoto got the win with a pseudo-springboard-off-the-turnbuckle enzugiri in what was a largely satisfying and redemptive opener for the gals of Ice Ribbon. Brandon Stroud is onto something with this promotion, I think.

Second into the card was a comedic matchup between Archibald Peck and Dasher Hatfield, two of the funniest (in a good way) acts in all of wrestling. The two met nose to nose in the middle of the ring before they were patted down by Barber. Peck removed his glove and swung at Dasher's face, duel-style. The only thing was Dasher ducked, and Peck smacked Barber right in the face with his glove, leading right into a roll-up attempt by the Old Timey King of Swing. After throwing a temper tantrum into the ropes, Marchie Archie accused Dasher of having a pirate hook while Barber was patting him down. Then when it came to Peck getting patted down, he "accidentally" mule kicked Barber. Poor kid got the business all match.

I remarked before the match that this was a classic jock vs. band geek match, and they totally played it up, with Dasher using the Wet Willy as an offensive maneuver, and later on, a wedgie as a potential submission hold with the crowd chanting "TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP!" Again, I love Chikara. Barber got nailed a third time by Archie accidentally, after that time, skulking out of the ring like he was never there. He then accused everyone short of Darkness Crabtree of knocking the easily intimidated official to the ground. Peck got the duke with his Unchained Melody, an inverted tombstone-style Styles Clash, after using Barber as a shield from an impending Dasher attack. As far as comedic matches go, you can't get much better than this one. Very well-played.

Next up, Mima Shimoda against Daizee Haze. Again, Mima straight up heeled her ass off during the match, which again was weird given that there was no inkling that anyone from the BDK would ever be cheered against anyone other than a member of their own faction, at least to that point. It started from get-go one, when it was Mima who pulled out the handshake fake into an attack. Haze got a bit of advantage early with a suicide dive, but it was basically a clinic in Mima stiffing the crap out of her the entire time. Haze would get the win with a roll-up, but the story was more in the after-match beatdown... by Mima. Playing up the sore loser heel schtick, Mima destroyed Daizee, finishing her off by throwing her HARD into the guardrails. Yeesh. It was so bad that Gavin Loudspeaker after the match did the whole "give it up for Daizee Haze" spiel he does for defeated babyfaces. Maybe that was the first clue...

Just like Night One, Team ¡3.Olé! finished off the first half of this card, this time against the Spectral Envoy of UltraMantis Black, Hallowicked and the infectiously fun Frightmare. While making their intro, Parker grabbed Mantis' staff from the timekeeper's table and remarked at it before giving it back. He then went into the ring and told Mantis "Hey, I like your stick!" Again, I love Chikara. Hell, if there's anyone better at in-match banter than 3.0, someone let me know, because I'm not aware of them. Okay, maybe Archibald Peck or perhaps Robert Evans. And no, they're definitely not the same person. Matt Classic told me himself. Not to be outdone by his tag partner, Matthews beckoned to Generico to pull Hallowicked's horn while he had him in a headlock, which Generico did to the chagrin of the referee.

Matthews went for his HEADSCISSORS schtick early in the match on Hallowicked to no avail, being greeted by an elbow instead. His second attempt was greeted by a clothesline. Third time was the charm, as he ran the ropes twice to get his move off on Wicked. Mantis entered the ring and ate a headscissors of his own, but when Frightmare got into the ring, it was he who was the executor of the move on Matthews in a nice little twist.

There was a lot of back and forth and some really cool spots in this match. Again, 3.0 is such a fun tag team, and they showed their double-team-o-rama style here in full display. Mantis showed his wrestling chops too, hitting a slick arm drag into a pin attempt at one point. Towards the end of the match, Frightmare hit a nice looking tope con giro on Generico to the outside, but he inexplicably didn't get up afterwards. A moment later, I saw Tim Donst wielding a steel chair, having just nailed Frightmare with it on the ground. The BDK then assembled in the entry way, distracting everyone except for Mantis and Generico in the ring, as Mantis hit the Praying Mantis Bomb for the win. Afterwards, the combined forces scared off the BDK back to the back.

After intermission was our surprise match of the evening. First in the ring were Gargano and Taylor of FIST, awaiting their opponents. Loudspeaker announced that their scheduled opponents didn't show, so they brought out the hat (albeit a Chikara hat instead of Bryce's traditional Phillies hat, since of course, Bryce wasn't there). The first team picked out was Giant Bernard and Karl Anderson, but they predictably weren't in the back. The second team was announced as Rey Bucanero and Atlantis. We all expected Sabato to run back without them, because they usually go three or four deep, but to my surprise, the lights went down and yes, the lucha veterans came out from the back to a very surprisingly tepid reaction. I'm not sure whether the crowd was taken aback by the abruptness of their entry or whether they just didn't know CMLL all that well to know who they were, but they got a disappointing reaction from where I sat.

Taylor put his antics into overdrive from jump, trying to start a chant for himself, and then later, after selling his own headbutt more than Bucanero did, chastising Gargano for not being totally ready for the tag, yelling "WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING WATER FOR?" Gargano and R-Truth are now inexorably linked as the answer to the trivia question "Which two wrestlers were admonished in 2011 for drinking water during a match?" I think that's good company, don't you?

I thought the two luchadors acquitted themselves well. I was into them, but it seemed like I was the only one, which is odd because Chikara fans usually go nuts for guest stars from South of the Border. Was it that these two really didn't click with the crowd? I dunno, I thought they were great, but then again, I've proven time and time again that I can be out of touch with what fans at large like. Whether that's a good thing or bad thing is up to you. Anyway, I loved their tag offense, spotlighted by two really cool spots. One came with Gargano draped across Atlantis' knees, catapult style, with Bucanero coming off the top with a senton elbow. The second one was towards the end Atlantis launched Bucanero out of the ring and into Taylor. Right after that, while Sabato was distracted, Gargano feigned like he was just kicked in the balls by Atlantis, dropping to the canvas holding his crotch. Despite not seeing any evidence other than Gargano's acting, Sabato disqualified the visiting luchadors. Crowd was dead for the finish, which was par for the course for the match, sadly. Afterwards, the duo got a "Please come back!" chant, which hopefully means they will come back and get a little better heat next time.

After the match, Loudspeaker made the announcement that Chikara was coming to iPPV for the first time with their November 13th return to The Arena in Philly, High Noon. I imagine that it'll be the card where the 12 Large Summit will conclude, which is as fine a time as any for the first foray into live Internet streaming. Very excite! Very very excite, although I probably won't need to buy a stream. Cuz I'll be there. Duh.

Next up, Jigsaw and Kingston did battle in what many called the match of the night (not me, but I loved it regardless though) in a 12 Large Summit tilt. There was a test of strength early, where Kingston got in a nearfall, playing up the weakness in Jig's biceps. Jig would return the favor by targeting King's gimpy knee a little later on in the match, turning it into dueling injured limbs. Jig had maybe the most creative spot in that back 'n forth when he did a yakuza kick in King's knee while it was draped over the ropes.

The action spilled to the outside, and here's where the most superfluous run in of all time happened. Vin Gerard came out, presumably to wreck Kingston's shit, when he's stopped by a Jigsaw superkick before he could do anything. I feel like it was just something to try and add heat to the feud between King and Gerard, but it just came off as so unnecessary, the only real black mark on the match. This segued into King's big advantage in the match with a bunch of big moves that netted him a two count. Jig countered back with a bunch of big moves, culminating in a top rope double stomp, the move which Jig beat King with way back at Open the Freedom Gate in late '09. It netted a two-count.

The match from here really went into indie-rific territory, with a lot of big moves, strike trading and kicking out of finishers. That being said, I thought it still kept a lot of its composure and psychology if that makes any sense. I never got the feeling once that I was watching Davey Richards and Kenny Omega throw all semblance of selling out the window just to do moves to each other for the last five minutes of a long match. I think that's where the whole "DR is good in his style!" argument gets thrown out the window, because I see guys like King, Jig, Generico and Kevin Steen work a similar style and still have some idea that hey, this is a hard-hitting match and we're supposed to act hurt. Okay, side-track over.

Jig set Kingston up for a Coast to Coast in the big finish, but he fanned when King moved last second. This led into the finishing sequence of Backdrop Driver, Backfist to the Future, two-count and Backdrop Driver pin hold to give the War King three points. Afterwards, the two embraced and held up the Chikara logo tablecloth that was on the timekeeper's table. After the two left, Loudspeaker predictably announced that the DVDs for the weekend's shows would be available Monday (which is TODAY~!), which I expected because this was where they first did that offer last year. Smart Mark really is good at what they do.

The World of Sport tag match was next, although this one didn't have any rounds, just a straight-up, American rules tag match. Kidd's teammate was Colt Cabana, while Saint's was Quack. The review for this match may be a bit sparse, because I didn't take a whole lot of notes during it. That didn't mean sometime between Saturday and Sunday, the style got boring and I didn't care. That was the opposite. The fact that it was a tag match added so many more layers to the affair, and it made it that much harder for me to take notes and still take in the action in the ring, which again was rich, plentiful, layered and above all else, fun.

There were some spots repeated from Saturday, but the old dogs did bust out some new tricks. I thought a lot of what worked to make this match feel more unique than the one the night before was the addition of Cabana and Quack to the affair. Not only did they have great rapport with each other, but they also did well with their British counterparts as well. Cabana was a scream on the apron too, saying stuff like "Just like I taught you, Johnny" when Kidd was trying to counter out of various holds. I think the most amazing thing was that the match went 26+ minutes, and Saint and Kidd were in there for just as much time, if not more, than their American counterparts. After going 21+ the night before... I am in awe. Seriously, these guys were such a welcome addition to the Chikaraverse this past weekend, and they totally exceeded my expectations. Saint and Quack got the win when Saint pinned Kidd with a reverse rolling prawn hold. After the match, both Quack and Saint got on the mic and thanked the fans. That still bugs me, because it should be us thanking them, but hey, these guys were genuinely touched, and I'm glad that my enjoyment of what they put out helped them get some enjoyment back. It's an unvicious circle, guys!

After everyone cleared the ring, they played another video on the big screen, promising the return of Manami Toyota. I got excited because I've kinda fallen in love with Toyota over the last year, and any chance I get to see her back in the States is golden. But then the feed cut out, and when it came back in? Aja. Fucking. Kong. Promising death and destruction and to take Toyota and turn her into a Smart Car. It was the first of what I hope are many promos for Joshi-Mania in December. Quack definitely is serious about this education in joshi he's giving us here, although I have a suggestion. Kong's awesome. Toyota's awesome. Ice Ribbon is awesome. The SHIMMER guests (Ayumi Kurihara etc.) would be awesome. Bringing in domestic women like Rachel Summerlyn, Portia Perez, Nicole Matthews and even Mercedes Martinez would be awesome. Mima Shimoda? Please leave her at home, thanks.

Now, if the event had ended there, it would have been awesome, another feather in Chikara's cap. However, the main event, for me at least, and judging by the crowd reactions everyone else too, shifted it into overdrive. Sara del Rey, seconded by Daizee Haze, and Claudio Castagnoli, accompanied by Tursas, in the 12 Large Series would close the show, refereed by Derek Sabato. Judging by the look Death Rey had on her face, she wasn't going to reenact the Finger Poke of Doom. Of course, Claudio ordered her to lay down, but she was like "no thx, gonna kill u now lol not jk". Claudio responded by shoving and slapping her, but then del Rey followed up by dominating the shit out of Claudio from jump. And The Arena exploded. She went for the Royal Butterfly way too early, but she didn't break serve until Tursas tripped her up on a rope-run.

From there, Claudio had his fun working del Rey over like a woman's wrestler, circa 1950 would, with gratuitous hair pulls and tosses, all the while with Sabato looking on like he was watching Johnny Saint putting Johnny Kidd in a top wristlock. Of course, this didn't stop the crowd from chanting "LET'S GO SARA!", which elicited mock chants from the Swiss Stalwart as he was working del Rey over. At one point, Claudio tried to pin del Rey by holding her down to the mat by her jaw. That didn't set well at all with anyone in the arena outside of Tursas and maybe Sabato. Her feistiness shone through on a few occasions, getting some flash pins between the Claudio offense, but her comebacks were short lived each time. She did initiate some limb work, dodging a corner spear and causing Claudio to go chest first into the ring post. She then almost caused the roof to cave in when she did a koppo kick off the apron onto Tursas.

From there, she started to work the arm, hitting a crossbody and then locking Claudio in a cross armbreaker. He got to the ropes and then nailed her with a bicycle kick upon recovery. After a UFO though, he was back on the defensive, missing a corner splash and then eating three koppos from del Rey, back into another sequence where she tenaciously kept going for the cross armbreaker, a move that was super over all match long. Claudio again got to the ropes and mounted a comeback that ended in a Ricola Bomb. He cockily grabbed her up from the pin attempt at 2, repeating it after a hard European uppercut. He didn't get a chance to do a third move, because del Rey got a surprise backslide and a successful three count. The place came UNGLUED. For a moment, I think everyone in the former ECW Arena was a feminist.

After the match, I'm guessing the expulsion of del Rey and Haze from the BDK was complete as Claudio sneak attacked the Queen of Wrestling with a bicycle kick to the back of the head. Then, when Haze went in the ring to confront him, she was met with a HUGE chokeslam with Claudio's good arm. After barking at Sabato for fucking up the match, they left, and the former ladies of the Bruderschaft got a standing ovation.

After seeing this match, everything made sense. It was almost like the matches from before with Mima were put in some kind of post-The Sixth Sense light that revealed that Bruce Willis was dead the whole time maybe del Rey and Haze were both faces the entire weekend. Of course, I still had major problems with Mima's in-ring, so it wasn't like I could go back and bump up my opinions of the offending matches, but hey, at least there was now a rhyme and reason associated.

All things told, I think that Chikarasaurus weekend is definitely a must-get on DVD if you didn't attend live. Most of the action is good, believe me, but it's must see if just for the World of Sport stuff, both Jigsaw matches, both Generico/3.0 matches and ESPECIALLY for Sara del Rey becoming the biggest babyface in all of Chikara in the span of one main event match.

Monday, June 27, 2011

Guest Blog: The Best and Worst of ACW Queen of Queens

Portia Perez about to be betrayed...
Photo Credit: Brandon Stroud
Brandon Stroud is the managing editor at With Leather. He's an unabashed fan of everything indie wrestling, especially female indie wrestling. He's also become a good friend of TWB, so of course if I was going to solicit a show review for Anarchy Championship Wrestling, I was going to solicit him. Here's his review of their latest show, the Queen of Queens, in his usual Best and Worst format.

One of the only downsides of my infant editorial power at With Leather is that I don't often get a chance to write about pro wrestling I love. It's hard enough to get over with a mainstream sports audience writing about WWE. If I wrote 10,000 words on Kenta Kobashi they'd call it "fake WWE". So of course I don't get to write about independent wrestling, which is where my bread has been buttered since Chris Benoit killed himself and WOW: Women of Wrestling went off the air.

That was a good show.

But hey, I'm lucky enough to live in one of the five or so cities in the country with a legitimately great independent pro wreslting company, Austin and Anarchy Championship Wrestling respectively. Yesterday they ran their annual "American Joshi Queen of Queens Tournament" in Live Oak, Texas, and because TH has become my straight up Bro Wrestling I'm going to give you an extremely truncated review of the tournament in "Best and Worst" style. If you want actual results, check out his weekend recap. I am not in the business of actually saying what happened on wrestling shows.

Best: Women's Wrestling is Awesome

I don't even really need the qualifier "women's" here, because it's not that women wrestling each other is good, it's that 1) good wrestling is good, and 2) it's nice to see women treated as normal, equal human beings who can do things without any real barriers or restrictions. Sure, ACW gets its share of horny woots and Dawn Marie "whore/crackwhore/herpes" chants, but someone like Rachel Summerlyn gets to be a popular wrestler because she's good in the ring and nice, and not because she's pretty. Although she's extremely pretty.

The tournament featured seven legitimately talented female wrestlers and Angel Blue. And what's great is that it didn't feature the same women you'd see in every other indy wrestling thing. Daizee Haze wasn't there, Cheerleader Melissa wasn't there, Sara del Rey wasn't there. I like those wrestlers a lot, but the Queen of Queens show did it right by throwing in some big names (like Serena Deeb and Daffney), pairing them with fresh, popular faces making a name for themselves (Christina von Eerie, Mia Yim, Rachel) and throwing in some people you'll be seeing everywhere in a few years (Athena, Amanda Fox if she keeps it up). And also Angel Blue.

So we got a cool show that worked as a statement on women's wrestling by being all about women's wrestling, but not really about being women. Does that make sense?

Worst: Angel Blue

I don't like to talk shit about indy wrestlers on the Internet, especially ones that are always hanging around down the street from my house, but Porita Perez hit Lillie Mae in the face with a wrench during the pre-match ceremonies and Angel Blue got subbed in instead. Lillie Mae is cool. She's unique, she's got a lot of personality. Angel Blue looks like that girl you knew in high school who got pregnant (you know the one, the one who wears blue eye shadow and smokes Newports and always looks like she's about to fall asleep) and she has "Angel Blue" written across her butt with a halo over it like she's a walking roll of toilet paper. And I think she called me "faggot" about eight times in one sentence. The conversation went something like this:

Me: "Unsatisfactory substitution."
Angel Blue: "WHAT"
Me: "Unsatisfactory substitution."
Angel Blue: "FAGGOT YOU SHUT UP FAGGOT I'D FAGGOT YOUR ASS IF YOU WERE SUCH A PUSSY FAGGOT."

...and I was like "ha, okay!" Then she lost about five minutes later. Homophobia is lazy, Texas wrestlers!

But Best: Literally Everything Else

The show was solid, even if ACW shows tend to run into the five and six and seven hour territory. I mentioned it a little on The Wrestling Podcast, but the talent in my local promotion is crazy. I grew up in a place where the biggest local wrestling stars were guys who shaved their heads and pretended to be Koloffs. Here we've got the crew from St. Louis (including ACW Champion Davey Vega, who put on a great match with Darin Childs, who deserves his own "best" for dropping 100 pounds), we've got guys like Masada flying in from Tournaments of Death to be there, we've got future stars like Matt Palmer and ACH (and I don't say that because they're guys I like locally, they are at least as good as anybody on the ROH undercard, and WWE should be driving trucks of money up to ACH's house and putting him on TV before he ages and his body stops working like that), we recently had Robert Evans, who is the talk of the...

Oh, wait, hold on.

WORST: Robert Evans Returns

I love Robert Evans. I went to King of Trios and ran up to Archibald Peck just to get a picture with him. I'm the guy in the crowd at Trios cheering like a mother for Peck. HOWEVER. His glorious return to ACW had to coincide with him turning on Porita Perez and costing her a repeat run as the American Joshi Queen of Queens, and no amount of understanding how wrestling works makes that okay for me. Maybe I'm doing it wrong by being the only person in the crowd cheering for Portia, but if that makes me wrong, I don't want to be right. Evans, you made me a sad sort of guy for the last half of that show.

Best: But Seriously, Rachel Summerlyn

Rachel is the best. She puts so much work into this thing, and she's always out there killing herself for it while it happens. She put on three good matches yesterday to take the trophy, and she delivered the closest thing I've ever heard to a sincere, humble thank you at the end. It wasn't Sean Waltman channeling Randy the Ram. It was somebody goodhearted having something happy happen to them. And that is cool.

Supplementary Best: Jessica James' Ankle Scrunchie

I don't think I have a picture of it anywhere, but Rachel's tag team partner Jessica is commonly barefoot, and she wears her scrunchie around her ankle. I don't know if I need to explain to you why that's great, but if I do, I'm not going to.

Worst: Portia Perez Doesn't Want My Money

It's my fault for deciding a shoot heel is one of my favorite wrestlers in the world. I've been a normal, sexually-nonaggressive fan of her work since Cleveland All Pro Wrestling, and I made sure to hit up an ATM before the show and bring cash for a t-shirt, an 8 x 10, and any number of miscellania she might've carried down from Canada in a gym bag. There was nothing. Athena had a new t-shirt, Christina Von Eerie had a file folder full of photos, Serena Deeb brought SHIMMER stuff. Portia sat upstairs. So I bought a Davey Vega shirt and went out for burritos after the show.

I am right here with my money and I want to give it to you. And you don't even have to be nice to me about it!

Best: Tip the Wrestlers

This is something a lot of wrestlers don't understand, and if you live in that Philly area where you get seven competing wrestling shows within a five mile drive every weekend you probably don't and can't do it, but if you go to an independent wrestling show and can buy something from a wrestler or pay them for a photo, do it. It's like a tip. They're probably getting a little money to be there, but it's not a lot. Think of it like a server's wage. Sure, the server is getting 3 bucks an hour to wait tables, so you don't HAVE to leave them a tip, but if you aren't the hole of a butt you see them working their ass off for you. Drop a couple of bucks every now and then. Skip the nachos or the second beer. Support independent wrestling, and do it for real. Because these are human folk, believe it or not.

Best/Worst?: Chris Hero

Chris Hero is supposed to be in Austin next month to take on ACH, and that is more or less the kind of thing that could make me dance around in happy circles. If WWE buys out the Kings of Wrestling and he doesn't show up, and Angel Blue ends up wrestling ACH, I swear to God...

Remember you can contact TH and ask him questions about wrestling, life or anything else. Please refer to this post for contact information. He always takes questions!