Showing posts with label football. Show all posts
Showing posts with label football. Show all posts

Thursday, September 1, 2011

The Wrestling Podcast, Episode 18: Michael Tunison/Christmas Ape

Photo Credit: KSK Spreadshirt shop
Episode 18: The Unforgettable Fire Ant

This week's podcast is your NFL preview podcast, and who better to run down the upcoming season than Michael Tunison (aka Christmas Ape) of Kissing Suzy Kolber? We run down each division, talk about the Steelers, Peyton Manning, both races in the AFC East, the big three in the NFC, whether Cam Newton is the new Brett Favre and who the Super Bowl teams might be come February. We also talk about CM Punk, the Attitude Era, our favorite wrestlers, WrestleMania each year and of course, KSK.

Direct link for your downloading pleasure

Thursday, August 11, 2011

TWIOT: NFL Training Camp Assessment




The AFC's two favorites?
Photo Credit: ESPN.com
Well, thank God professional football will come back with no missed games outside of a meaningless Hall of Fame preseason game. Hallelujah, hallelujah, praise the Lord! Praise the Lord! The season may a month or so out, but now that its back, why not give a very rudimentary look at the way things will shape up. I'll save my full predictions for the Opening Night, but now, here are ten essential questions for the upcoming NFL season.

1. Are the Eagles a "Dream Team"?

No, and I'm saying this as a fan who has every reason to believe that they could be the best squad money can buy under the constraints of the NFL salary cap. I'm not saying that they won't be good, because I think they will. I think they win the division, and depending on how the Giants or Cowboys gel as teams, we may just win it running away, and I don't mean at 2002-04 levels, but with the way the Phillies right now seem to be running away with their division (knock on wood, for the love of God, don't let me jinx the baseball team). I mean, look at the collection of players on both sides of the ball. Michael Vick, DeSean Jackson, Jeremy Maclin, Steve Smith, Brent Celek, LeSean McCoy, Ronnie Brown, Nnamdi Asomugha, Asante Samuel, Dominique Rogers-Cromartie and Trent Cole all range from very good to the best at their respective positions. However, that's only really looking at things in a vacuum.

For one, the NFC East rarely, if ever, is won going away by anyone. Remember, the Eagles were challenged in their salad days by the Giants, and I don't see them really going away this year either. Two, the Eagles may not even have the most impressive collection of talent in the conference. That distinction may still belong to the Green Bay Packers, who still boast the singular best offensive and defensive players in the NFL from last season in Aaron Rodgers and Clay Matthews. Plus, the defending Super Bowl Champions will be getting back a lot of players from injury as well.

Plus, there's that whole deal about the lines really being questions for the Birds. Games are won and lost in the trenches. That's a fact. Granted, there were signings that addressed both lines, but will they be enough, especially on the offensive line? I mean, Vick can do a lot with his feet to diffuse a pass rush, but for all his talents, his blitz awareness can be absolutely terrible at times. When the line had trouble holding back the front four from getting penetration, you could imagine how many free blitzers they let get into the backfield. I saw a really bad example of this at the infamous Tuesday night game, when a Vikings safety came into the backfield untouched and clobbered Vick, forcing a fumble. Vick didn't even know he was there until impact. That's bad. So while you think Vick may not need a line to be effective, well, even he can't turn every play into a positive if he's getting no protection.

Plus, the players that I did mention have some question marks. Maclin is battling a mystery illness. Samuel is on the trading block and isn't exactly happy about it. Jackson is holding out. The newly-signed Smith is battling through a knee injury and probably won't be ready Week 1. So yeah, there are plenty of reasons to think the Eagles will crash and burn. That being said, I still think they're in really good shape. Just don't crown 'em yet.

2. Okay then, other than the Packers, what other teams do you see with a chance at winning the NFC?

The Falcons are definitely a squad to contend with. Last year, they gained homefield advantage, and although they squandered it away, it wasn't like they lost to the Seahawks, right? The Packers were not going to be denied. The scary part is that the Dirty Birds got better all around for the most part. They signed DE Ray Edwards, a guy I wanted the Eagles to pick up, and they may have gotten the best overall offensive talent in the draft in Alabama WR Julio Jones. With Roddy White on the other side and Tony Gonzalez in the middle of the field, the Falcons all of a sudden have one of the scariest air attacks in the whole league. It's amazing that one of the three teams among the Eagles, Packers and Falcons is going to have to play on Wild Card weekend, because I think they may be three of the best four teams in the NFL right now, not NFC, but NFL.

Other than those three, well, anything goes. That's the beauty of the NFL; the best teams on paper in August rarely play out as the best teams on the field. The rest of the NFC right now has no fewer than ten teams that could make the playoffs. Right now, only the Redskins, Vikings and Panthers seem dead in the water to me, but who knows, I've been proven wrong before.

3. So what, is the AFC chopped liver?

No, but I think on the whole, it's a little more predictable, at least in the three divisions that aren't the West. I think there are fewer teams that are going to contend to go deep in the playoffs as well. For example, it wouldn't surprise me to see the Lions or 49ers make a deep run in the NFC, even at the expense of their big three teams. However, even though I'm not exactly sure that the Browns, Ravens, Jaguars or even the Broncos won't make the playoffs, I'd be utterly shocked if they crashed the party in the AFC Title game. There's less parity in the AFC this year. It's very top heavy.

Basically, it comes down to the Jets, Patriots, Steelers, maybe the Colts and possibly the Chiefs. That may seem like a lot of teams, but compared to how many I think can possibly make noise in the NFC, it's not that many at all.

4. Have we finally seen the last of Brett Favre?

...no, no, NO MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP!! Err... I mean, I don't think you're ever going to hear the last of him, at least for a couple more years. Any time a team has QB issues or is looking for a backup, Favre's name is probably going to be dropped, either by the hive mind of reporters who for some reason flock to slobber the guy no matter if he's playing "heroically" or texting dick pics to Jenn Sterger, or by his agent who will call a big press conference just to say Favre is retired and has no plans of coming back.

That being said, there will be bluster, but I think the worst is over. I don't want to definitively say that he's not coming back because when he does, I'll catch some of the blowback, and believe me, I don't want anything to do with being seen as a guy who supports the notion that Favre is good for the game right now. However, I'd be less surprised to see Cam Newton lead the Panthers to a perfect season than I would be to see Favre starting any games for a NFL team this year. I just think last year, he got battered, and even his dumb hick self has to have gotten the hint that he's too old for this shit anymore, right? Right?

*knocks on wood*

5. The rookie wage scale, the new policy on holdouts from training camp and the decree on a salary floor has made this offseason unique and interesting. However, did it make things better?

Depends on whose perspective you're taking here. It's clear the owners won the lockout because they now have way more leverage over players, both rookie and veteran, with the wage scale and the holdout policy. A guy wants more money, especially one drafted in rounds 2 or later from previous years (the dropoff into the second round for salaries is pretty epic... DeSean Jackson is only slated to make $565K whereas Darrius Heyward-Bey makes $2.42M), and not only does he have to grin and bear it, but now his holdout will cost him money and eat more into his bottom line. The first round picks now will make a fraction of what their forebears made. From that standpoint, the greedy shitbag owners got what they wanted with a minimal deflection of the salary floor, which really still amounts to pennies out of their pocket relatively speaking.

That being said, "only" $565K? While I can baffle at the average fan's siding with the owners over players (or at the very least their equal disdain for both sides in conflicts such as these), I can wholly understand their lack of sympathy for a guy like Jackson or Chris Johnson. Fans who plunk down their hard-earned cash to watch grown men play school yard games don't necessarily want to care about the economics (hm, sounds familiar on this, The Wrestling Blog, eh?). Quite frankly, this improves the quality of the game. It'll force more players into training camp on time, they'll be more prepared, and the quality of play will theoretically be sharper in week 1.

6. How long do you see Kyle Orton staying in Denver?

I thought he would have been gone already, and in fact, that Miami hasn't already traded for him means that I don't think he's going anywhere. If the Dolphins, a team struggling to find a QB for about a decade now in the post-Marino area, won't give up half of what the Cardinals gave up for Kevin Kolb, then I seem to think Orton, a valuable fantasy QB and not a whole lot else it seems, doesn't have the demand that the Broncos thinks he has. Looking around the league, there aren't a whole lot of teams that seem to think they have a need for a QB right now. Tennessee got themselves Matt Hasselbeck, a guy who may be washed up, but don't tell the Titans that. The Seahawks have hitched their wagon to Tavaris Jackson and Charlie Whitehurst. Whether you think Orton is better than both those guys or not, it doesn't matter what you think. Pete Carroll thinks he can salvage T-Jax, so that's what's going to happen.

The best thing that can happen for Denver is for a marquee name to get injured and for Tim Tebow to prove everyone wrong and make the jump from college-fabulous player to sound NFL signal caller. It would make Orton expendable, but given that he's a capable QB being bandied about midseason, he'd still command a big price tag. Until then, I expect him to be a Bronco until the end of the year.

7. How will Albert Haynesworth fit in with the Patriots?

Bill Belichick has this track record of taking problem guys and reining them in at the very least. Look at Randy Moss. He was enough of a problem in the locker room everywhere he went that you could at least loosely correlate his behavior to the on-field performance of the team on the whole, but in New England, he was summarily kept in line. When he started to become remotely close to a problem, they shipped his ass to Minnesota.

Haynesworth at the very least was lazy and at the very worst a malignant sore sport on the field in his previous two stints in Tennessee and Washington respectively. That being said, he's doing and saying all the right things right now, which leads me to believe that he'll be useful to the Pats for a year or so, which is good for them, because their defense is coming along nicely and is ready to be a dominant force again. A motivated, healthy, in-check Haynesworth only makes them deadlier.

8. What player would you take first overall in fantasy this year?

As of right now, before any preseason games played, the top player on my radar is Jamaal Charles. Arian Foster produced out of his mind last year, but reports are saying that he's battling a sore hamstring. It's always troubling to see backs struggle with their legs. To me, that catapults Charles to the top of the heap. He split carries last year and still busted out with 1400+ yards rushing/1900+ total yards from scrimmage and 8 total touchdowns. Impressive for a guy who gave up most of his goal line carries to Thomas Jones. In TD only leagues, he may not be as enticing an option due to Todd Haley's refusal to use him at the goal line, and even in yardage leagues, his 6.4 yards per carry last year is a major red flag in that I doubt he keeps it up this year with increased carries. That being said, I'm not sure there's a better candidate in a traditional league.

In other types of leagues, other players may have more value. Leagues that weigh passing yards the same as yards from scrimmage dictate that you take hard looks at both Michael Vick and Aaron Rodgers at the top spot. Point-per-reception leagues put LeSean McCoy, Ray Rice and Peyton Hillis near the top along with Charles and Foster. It depends on the league, but I think you can't go wrong going with Charles.

9. I know you said you weren't doing predictions, but what team is your bust-out candidate this year?

The Rams seem to me to be on the verge of something special. Last year, Sam Bradford shocked the world, coming back from a year inactive in college to take every snap for his team and lead them to the doorstep of the playoffs despite the fact that they didn't have a receiving threat greater than the world's most famous shoot German suplex victim, Danny Amendola. This year, they brought in Mike Sims-Walker from Jacksonville, a proven threat who will give Bradford someone to target more reliably than last year's crops.

Their defense really impresses me too. They have a good young core with the right coach molding them into a fierce unit. I wouldn't be surprised to see them take the NFC West this year with a record better than the 7-9 slate posted by last year's divisional Champion Seattle Seahawks.

10. Again, I know you said you weren't doing full predictions right now, but who do you have in the Super Bowl this year?

It's a tough call, because we haven't seen any teams play live ball, even in somewhat-meaningless preseason play. There are also a lot of injury questions that have yet to be posed. My gut feeling is to say Packers and Jets. My super optimistic homer glasses tell me Eagles and Jets. My ultra-pessimistic outlook says Giants and Patriots. I dunno. I'll get a better feeling for this after week 4 of the preseason, but for now, let's pencil in Eagles and Patriots and go from there.

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Your Midweek Links: Chikara and Kate Upton... Best Links Dump Ever?

This isn't from the WL shoot, but
I'm sure you don't care.
Photo found by Mat Harrell
It's hump day, so here are some links to get you through the rest of the week:

Self-Shilling:

- I rarely link back to earlier posts on here that aren't podcasts, but I really feel strongly about this Chikara review. Read it. Love it. Experience it. And then buy their DVD from Smart Mark. If any promotion in this country is worthy of your money, it's Chikara Pro Wrestling. [Sara del Rey and a World of Sport: Chikarasaurus Rex 2011 Review]

- And if you couldn't get enough Chikara talk, I wrote something for Fair to Flair about the match the English Johnnies had on Saturday. [Your Match of the Week, 7/25-7/31]

- Me and the mysterious but intriguing flubby from Kissing Suzy Kolber talk about football, bourbon and Memphis wrestling. Talk about a manly triad. Also, I insult his profession, and we talk about Nnamdi Asomugha like he wasn't going to the Eagles (because he hadn't signed there yet). [Episode 13: Jar of Superflies]

- Another FtF piece from me, this time using super-nerdy calculus terms to describe why we need people like me and Trey Irby of Wrestling Theory FJMing the shit out of bad wrestling journalism. [Differentiation and Integration]

- Where I call people out for dishonest criticism of Rey Mysterio. [A Preemptive Requiem for Rey Mysterio]

Wrestling Links:

- Another Chikarasaurus Rex review from DDS, a more concise one than mine as well as one with a lot of really awesome pictures. [Dirty Dirty Sheets]

- Colt Cabana gets an AWESOME write-up in a local Chicago magazine. Must-read. [Chicago Reader]

- The Best and Worst of Monday Night RAW, 8/1, or, Get to 200 Comments and We Get Prizes (Maybe), or, Tell Brandon Stroud He Totes Should Do a Podcast and Have Me on as His First Guest [With Leather]

- Kenny Omega wrestles a 9-year old girl... no, he's not a pederast either. [I Want Wrestling]

- Eric Gargiulo looks at a WWF MSG show from 1984. [Camel Clutch Blog]

- K. Sawyer Paul and Garcian Smith discuss sexuality in wrestling and Sting's run in Impact among others. Guess which one I found to be more controversial? If you said the former, you don't know me very well, do you? [International Object]

- Razor's Smackdown review [Fair to Flair]

- And hey, he has thoughts on RAW too! [Kick-Out!! Wrestling]

- An interspecies match that may be better than "Dogface Gremlin" Rick Steiner vs. Ernest "The Cat" Miller [Youtube]

- Why am I linking Cracked in the wrestling links section? Because this list has an entry hitting the nail on the head why pro wrestlers have a pretty rough job. [Cracked]

- So, how good is Derrick Bateman? [Musings of a Mark]

- In the interest of fairness, a missive from an unbeliever in the power of Y2J [South Atlanta Wrestling]

- John Morrison is not at 100%... I can't see this ending well for him or for WWE [Cageside Seats]

- Cris Cyborg to WWE? It was closer than you thought at one point. [Diva Dirt]

- Your CMLL TV report, featuring the most impressive application of the Last Chancery ever [Luchablog]

- Jason Mann and Bill Baconhill discuss the Lex Express SummerSlam. [Wrestlespective Radio]

- All Charlie wants is a dang retweet, dangit [PizzaBodySlam Tumblr]

- And he's STILL not on a damn collector's cup... [Kentucky Fried Rasslin]

Jamie Dobson Interviews:

NO new interviews this week

Non-Wrestling Links:

- Spencer Hall is on The Wrestling Podcast tonight. Here is his take on Les Miles' foraging habits, because making fun of Les Miles is never not funny. [Every Day Should Be Saturday]

- Kate Upton is without a doubt the hottest woman on the planet. Here's a gallery of her with barnyard animals. [With Leather]

- Justin Henry checks in with the best arrests from this lockout-addled offseason in the NFL! [Camel Clutch Blog]

- 20 of the best 66 movie tag lines from the last 30 years... that's a lot of numbers! [Pajiba]

- Being a good Samaritan... you're doin' it wrong [Jalopnik]

- Guy Fieri crowns the best cheesesteak in Philly at the AC Wine and Food Festival. You may think he's a douchejuice (Buzz Bissinger ®), but the guy knows food. [Food Network]

- The Emo Eagle responds to his team's flurry of free agent moves [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

- Vlad Putin tries to restart the Cold War by calling us parasites... okay maybe he's not trying to restart the Cold War, but hey, I figured I'd try my hand at sensationalist journalism, okay? [Foreign Policy]

- Shark Week in a nutshell [Internet Cocaine]

- More sharks, the 10 biggest species in the world [Buzz Feed]

- At least Christopher Meloni has a sense of humor about the whole thing [Videogumblr]

- Anyone who tells you that Libertarians are anywhere remotely close to Republicans needs to get bitchslapped [Coyote Blog]

- Amazon looking to get into social gaming? [20th Level Marketing]

- A travelogue of a local Philly sports blogger exploring the Northern West Coast [Flyers Goal Scored By]

- The ultimate in cameo [Unreality Mag]

- On changing brands and being fickle [Aggressive Art]

- The definitive guide to booger growth [Deadspin]

- Gabrielle Giffords is either really courageous or she's biting off way more than she can chew aiming for a 2012 reelection bid [The Atlantic Wire]

- Five animals we should be eating, or, mmm... endangered, aaaahhhh [Cracked]

- Batman's new origin story! [Ironph]

- Everyone calm down, the three-boobed hooker will be in the Total Recall remake. [Film Drunk]

- For those who care (and judging by ratings, a whole shitload of you do), Charlie Sheen's character in Two and a Half Men is getting killed off. [Warming Glow]

- 75 songs that TSS has enjoyed so far in 2011. Prepare for a lot of hip-hop and some Adele. [The Smoking Section]

- A review of the book, The Swinger, which sadly, isn't about indiscriminate groupsex. [Hugging Harold Reynolds]

- Handheld Gamecube? Handheld Gamecube. [Gamma Squad]

- Donovan McNabb on Eagles' signings: "WHY THE FUCK COULDN'T THEY DO THAT WHILE I WAS HERE?" [The 700 Level]

- Hooray, gambling! [Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal]

- Why'd Cowboys and Aliens bomb? Well, you can start with, as my wife pointed out, the title which was seemingly created after a focus group with 10-year old boys [Grantland]

- We love you, Charlie Kelly [Skull Swap]

- A bunch of Photoshops celebrating Phillies general manager Ruben Amaro, Jr. I dunno, I only thing this'll stand to make him MORE smug. [I Want to Go to the Zoo with Roy Halladay]

- The new Ultimate Spider-man is black. Guys, I think you were a little late on making it happen since they already didn't cast Donald Glover in the new movie. [Topless Robot]

- Alison Brie doesn't like when people ask for her underwear over Twitter. In other news, NO SHIT. Seriously folks, this is why we can't have nice things. [Screen Junkies]

- I know this is for a game that's been over for about 12 hours now, but I just wanted to link to the sweet Photoshop of Kyle Kendrick's head on Brian Kendrick's body [The Fightins]

- Woman goes into labor during bar exam, finishes it regardless. I'd like to think of this as a makeup link for flubby and all my lawyer listeners out there from the podcast. [Mental Floss]

- "Exhaustion", Kings of Leon? Ooookay... [Uproxx]

- Penn State's season forecast... I'll take 8-4 this year, I suppose. [Dr. Saturday]

- Paul Kukla's hockey guilty pleasures [Puck Daddy]

- David Stern doesn't like basketball. Okay, I know this is satire, but it's entirely possible this is the case, right? [Sports Pickle]

- The top pizza moments in cinema history [Doughboys]

Thursday, July 28, 2011

The Wrestling Podcast, Episode 13: flubby of KSK

Jar of Superflies

The immortal Flubby of Kissing Suzy Kolber is my guest this week. We talk NFL football, fantasy football, bourbon, Randy Savage, old school Memphis wrestling and I insult his profession. Thankfully, he didn't hang up on me right there. Some good fantasy football advice and we talk some trash about Tennessee and their inferior whiskey. Give it a listen.

Note, the end got cut off, and before I could add it back in in post, my mic died. So just imagine me saying "Thank you for listening, and tune in next week when I'll have... another guest!" DO IT FOR YOUR OWN SANITY!

Direct link for download

Thursday, July 21, 2011

TWIOT: Even in Labor Strife, the NFL Does It Right

Reports are coming out that the NFL owners have ratified the new collective bargaining agreement. The players just need to recertify their union and ratify the CBA and the lockout is over. This could happen as early as tonight. I don't know about you, but I'm fucking thrilled. The prospect of missed football games on Sundays this fall scared the ever-loving shit out of me as a sports fan. There are a scant few things in life outside of wrestling and family that engross me the way the NFL does. I can watch any two teams play, even if it's a putrid NFC West matchup. I participate in fantasy football. If I gamble on sports (NOT WITH MONEY WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE GUISE), it's primarily on the NFL.

So why is it that I and millions of other red-blooded Americans of both genders (mostly males probably though) love the NFL so much? It's because they do mostly everything right. They market their product correctly. They've fine-tuned the game to the point where it's easy for people to watch for the most part, although the tide for that may be turning with the overcompensation in the name of player safety. Regardless, it's still a league that for the most part does everything right.

That includes having labor strife. As I knock on wood, rub my rabbit's foot and do everything else imaginable to avoid jinxing this progress, with all the luck in the world, this lockout is going to end with no missed regular season games. If you think about how disastrous other labor struggles have been for other leagues, having a work stoppage that only really stops the interesting-for-a-second free agency process is a God-damned blessing. Baseball had the entire stretch run and postseason in 1994 cancelled. The NBA's 1998-99 season ended up only being a 1999 season because of time missed. Hell, the NHL missed an entire fucking season with their last work stoppage. The interruptions in play damaged all three leagues; not irreparably, but the lockouts and strikes were all instrumental in the NFL's rise to prominence as the new American pastime as well as the NFL's smart marketing.

That's why, again KNOCKING ON WOOD, if this deal is accepted without any lost regular season time, it proves that the NFL just gets it. They had their labor strife and their squabbles. The owners got to let their greedy-as-fuck flags fly a little bit without giving a fuck (mainly because toadies like Peter King would keep defending them like they were Little Sisters of the Poor). The players got to rage against the machine while getting a respite from the "voluntary" minicamps as well as getting a truncated training camp. Now, if this deal gets signed sooner rather than later? The owners and players got it out of their systems. Now it's time to play.

A quarter of the way through the season? This will all be forgotten. I guarantee it. We'll all be enjoying football, and no one will remember Jerry Richardson eating babies while claiming that the players were bankrupting him, or Adrian Peterson comparing his plight to those who sailed over as captives on the Amistad.

And that's the reason why the NFL is, and probably will be for the forseeable future, the king of sport in the United States. As the NBA descends into a destructive lockout that could break it due to the bleak predictions of how long it's going to last, the NFL shows everyone how it's done.

If you want to read more about the lockout and its impact, be it within the sport itself or in an unusually salient way concerning its socio-economic place, then read these two pieces by Drew Magary at Deadspin and Mike Tunison at Kissing Suzy Kolber.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

The Wrestling Podcast, Episode 8: Josh "PUNTE" Zerkle

Episode 8: Yankem Hotel Foxtrot

PUNTE IS GOJIRA
Photo Credit: @PUNTE
Episode 8 welcomes Josh "PUNTE" Zerkle onto the show. Josh was the man who got me started in podcasting by having me on his House of PUNTE show, and he has presence on the web at Kissing Suzy Kolber and With Leather. We talk about blogging, free speech, Ryan Dunn, football and of course, wrestling, mainly through the eyes of a casual fan. Wrestling topics include why Bret Hart, the differences between then and now and why Randy Orton is boring and terrible.

Remember you can contact TH and ask him questions about wrestling, life or anything else. Please refer to this post for contact information. He always takes questions!