Pimples.

If you had Acne in the 10^th grade you are probably cool now.  If you didn’t have Acne in the 10^th grade you are probably a balding loser now.  Some of us flourish during our teen years, whereas some of us struggle to keep our head above water.  Some of us are pimps whereas the greater majority are nervous to even initiate conversation with a person of the female (from my perspective) or male persuasion.  It’s not easy being a teen, and the guys who had it easy make it look so appealing.  Fortunately, Acne riddled years filled with teenage angst come to an end, and for the youngsters who had it the toughest, the teenage years are typically valleys in a life dominated with peaks.  Acne and awkward are battle scars, and we all know that to excel you must be battle tested.  We all love to watch cinema where the little guy triumphs over Goliath: Gladiator, Rocky, Pineapple Express and Kung Fu Panda illuminate this point like the Big-Dipper lights up the sky on a cloudless night.  If you, like I, were riddled with back-ne, strange craters around your mouth and painful poppers on your forehead, then you are most likely beginning the twilight of your career and life. (That is assuming you were born between 1985 and 1990)  You did not peak in high school, like the guy who had access to his parent’s car and avoided an awkward teenage stage all together. But you’ve experienced the rigours of an acne-induced awkward adolescence and this is what will catapult you too becoming a grounded and most likely youthful looking handsome as fuck adult.  A couple years of physical hardship set you up for the remainder of your lifespan.  You’ll be the 80 year old with the 60 year old mistress as well as the freshest grandpa or grandma on the lawn bowling circuit. You will have earned your looks and taken your lumps and bumps, learned a thing or two, and for that, you have Acne to thank.

Choo-choo.

Factually, Viral videos are better than anything on TV. Paid programming now-a-days just does not compare. But how do you sift through the garbage, to find the stinkier garbage that is the most entertaining? I do it for you.

I couldn't not put this up.

Whatever Tracy Morgan is on, I want some too.  Seriously, no matter how hard it is.  This looks like it's the best time anyone could ever have.

Daily Clip---> Fainting Goats, controversial, seriously. Look it up.

You all know when you're about to fall asleep, in let's say, your chair, like I do @ work everyday from 2-2:20, and you twitch or make a very spastic movement and almost punch your neighbor square in the nose or worse, punch yourself in the pecker? 

This is called the Mycolonic twitches:
Myoclonus ( /maɪˈɒklənəs/) is brief, involuntary twitching of a muscle or a group of muscles. It describes a medical sign and, generally, is not a diagnosis of a disease. The myoclonic twitches are usually caused by sudden muscle contractions; they also can result from brief lapses of contraction. Contractions are called positive myoclonus; relaxations are called negative myoclonus. The most common time for people to encounter them is while falling asleep (hypnic jerk), but myoclonic jerks are also a sign of a number of neurological disorders.Hiccups are also a kind of myoclonic jerk specifically affecting the diaphragm. Also when a spasm is caused by another person it is known as a "provoked spasm". Shuddering attacks with babies also fall in this category.


Pretty intriguing stuff isn't it? Personally, I twitch aggressively when I'm heading into the dream world.  Fainting goats and twitching humans reside in the same category of disorder, although twitching isn't quite as serious.  Here's the picture.  You're a Billy goat, you're on the run, and you are the direct pray of a famished Liger.  A liger is a mixture of a Lion and Tiger. Supplementary research required if you wanna find out how G'd up this animal is.  Back to the canvas.  You're adrenaline is pumpong, but you need to calm this adrenaline ASAP.  Tough luck, you're a fainting goat, you're genetics get the best of you and you experience temporary rigor mortis. You wake up murdered. Game over.  Fainting goats were not initially the novelty they are today.  They were breed because their muscles don't atrophy, therefore their muscles don't atrophy so they are leaner for slaughter.  PETA is not to happy about these goats, and the term un-natural selection is associated with their "gift".  On a side note, how cute is this BONUS video:   

Daily Clip---> I don't even Care, this is smoking. Pop music is the cat's Meow.

Imma disrobe you, then Imma probe you.

Daily Clip---> Mountain Goats, more than PG.

This would only ever occur in Asia, that is why I need to find a way to get to this continent.  Don't skip FFW this clip, cause there is a monkey, and that's all you need to know.

Masturbating, the environmentally friendly way.

In today's society there is a great deal of emphasis placed upon the importance of being environmentally conscious.  I believe in conservation and that every little bit can help.

Fellas, when masturbating think of mother nature not just Alexis Texas's fat booty and or Eva Angelina's fake boobies.  When you are about to crack one off plan in advance.  You may lose the spontaneity of just whipping out your pen15 club but you will be saving the world one jerk @ a time. Use a jizz towel.  I understand this seems entirely unsanitary, and in reality it may in fact be, (I have yet to do any appropriate research) but I do know it keeps kleenex out of your waste basket and consequently out of a land fill.  If you must insist upon using Kleenex place them in your compost, they are in fact compost-able.  One of the benefits of the cum rag is that you have a greater surface area to catch your personal cum-shots and less possibility of spillage.  Keep this in mind next time you have personal time, and if you have been lacking personal time, make time, it's feels ef-ing wikkid.

Daily clip--->Weird + Weird = Weird

Chris Breezy, WHY THE FACE?.

INSPIRATIONAL

I'm really confused right now.

Daily Clip--->No idea is original, scratch that, this one is.

Don't over-think this one, you're not meant to.