Parity.

This just doesn't make sense to me.  What do people even really like? It's hard to say now a days.  I'm going to liken this to what Michael Cera said in Superbad.  I want some production value.  Check out this video that has over 12 million views.

Firstly, I wanna see nips, second, seriously? This video doesn't even deserve a secondly.

Now take a look at one of my personal favorite youtube videos with approx. 75 thousand views.  It has everything a good video should have. Production value, a protagonist, Jay Grandin, an Antagonist, the poles and a very intriguing story line with a great twist @ the end.  Watch and see.

People are just so misguided on Youtube it's absurd.

Daily Clip--->Wanna get a Boner?

Since I began working out approximately 8 years ago; 1, I have become an unstoppable machine and 2, I have mastered the ability to manipulate mirror angles @ the gym to allow for the best view of babes booty's while they workout. You must be coy and sneaky.  You must also have your  ipod handy so that in case you ever get spotted whilst spotting lululemon sports bra titties you can pretend like you're just scrolling through your expansive selection of Young Jeezy songs.  Fortunately for you amateur breast spotters workout videos exist and they allow you to stare @ dime piece perfectly sculpted sex symbols instead of the half rate floppy brizzles @ your local gym. the good people @ complex magazine have gone to the "trouble" of creating a list of the top 25 hottest workout video instructors. This list is golden.  I sat in the chair at home with my moms new ipad on my lap feeling very naughty watching all 25 of these videos start to finish. Here is a couple of my personal favorites 

After the jump is an inkredible mix of old and new...

And for those of you who are unaware of why Kim K is soooooo famous, this is why.

3D Porno. Do you recycle the glasses afterwards?.

For those of you who have seen Drive ANgry with Nicholas Cage you know how wikkid 3D titties are;  they look so much more scrumptious than their 2D counterparts.
On opening day sex and zen, which is shot entirely in 3D grossed 2.78 million Hong Kong $'s in comparison to 2.5 million HKD's which Avatar grossed it's Opening day in China.  This says a lot about pornography.  Wildest thing in my opinion  is that you sit in a sold out theatre elbow to elbow with a stranger watching the dark arts.  Take a look @ the trailer and let me know what you guys think. I personally would LOVE to watch skin flicks entirely in 3D.  IMO it's even worth the headache and the constant glasses re-adjustment. It just cums with the territory.

Throwback Thursdays. Installment #2.

This last video is simply because of the BOOTY.

Porno Tendencies.

In advance, Mom, I'm sorry that I'm not sorry.

We all dabble in pornographic viewing, some consider themselves connoisseurs (myself included) and some are closet lovers of this magnificent art form.  Firstly porno has decencitized me.  I remember the good old days when I used to be able to simply close my eyes, rub myself over my underpants and a surprise occured in my pants.

I once had a binder full of nudies. Anna Nicole Smith and Pamela Anderson were my favorites.  (Next time your Jerkin' it, call it meeting up with Palmela Handerson.  It's funny)  As I grew older I graduated to hand cream and different forms of media including downloads off limewire and VHS recording of Bleu Nuit.  The Acadia Advantage was a new frontier in my masturbatory career.

Having a laptop ups ur porn game into the stratosphere.  It was such a new and exciting time for me.  I spent so much "special time" in my dorm room my first year of University.  I didn't need real women, I had Jill.  Look @ your right hand, although I personally am a lefty, spread ur digits wide like Jenna Haze does her butt cheeks and tell me what name your hand spells?  Since the acquisition of my first laptop my procurement of new materials has remained constant.  How many of you have numerous windows open whilst performing maintenance on your pipes?  I must admit I am guilty of this.  How many of you taught yourself to be left handed so you can scroll righty? My hand goes up.  How many of you have a mental list of your go-to girls depending on what fancy you wish to have suited?  Me. We all have our tendencies and I salute you for them.  Keep stroking and don't be embarrassed when you head to the cash @ Costco with the double pack of Petroleum Jelly.  The dude ringing you through has the jam jar sitting beside his bed.  

Masturbating, the environmentally friendly way.

In today's society there is a great deal of emphasis placed upon the importance of being environmentally conscious.  I believe in conservation and that every little bit can help.

Fellas, when masturbating think of mother nature not just Alexis Texas's fat booty and or Eva Angelina's fake boobies.  When you are about to crack one off plan in advance.  You may lose the spontaneity of just whipping out your pen15 club but you will be saving the world one jerk @ a time. Use a jizz towel.  I understand this seems entirely unsanitary, and in reality it may in fact be, (I have yet to do any appropriate research) but I do know it keeps kleenex out of your waste basket and consequently out of a land fill.  If you must insist upon using Kleenex place them in your compost, they are in fact compost-able.  One of the benefits of the cum rag is that you have a greater surface area to catch your personal cum-shots and less possibility of spillage.  Keep this in mind next time you have personal time, and if you have been lacking personal time, make time, it's feels ef-ing wikkid.

Daily clip--->Serena Williams, so hot right now.

WOW.  What's amazing about my generation is that this is readily available for everyone to enjoi.  back in the day this would be material worth "spending time with", in fact it may be now as well...

I'm about Sexxx right now, and all things whimzical.