A bunch of Chinese kids strapped themselves up for a 31 legged race and run at full-speed across a basketball gym. This worries me. If they can get this organized for a feat that was just for giggles, immagine how organized they'll be when they invade the USA.
EDIT: Actually, I think this race was in Japan. Further online reading states that there is a 31 legged race contest that schools compete in. I think it was Attack of the Show that misled me into thinking it was China.