Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Diddy Sued for $1 Trillion

I don't usually like celebrity news, but I'm making this one exception

Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks is suing Sean "Diddy" Combs for a myriad of ridiculous things. According to Turks, Diddy, along with his ex-girlfriend Kim Porter and LAPD brutality victim Rodney King, is responsible for the collapse of the World Trade Center. After the three knocked down the World Trade Center, Turks said that they "knocked my children down." Also, Turks says that Diddy stole a poker chip from her that is worth "100 zillions of dollars" that she won in a Mississippi casino and later gave to someone else (why would you ever give your poker chips to someone else?). She also claims that Diddy is the father of her son who is now 23 years old. She wants $900 billion for child support and $100 billion for pain and suffering.

Really? Get a life woman. Either that or sober up.

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