Vickie Guerrero Is the Hottest Woman in WWE

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Okay, so maybe the title is hyperbole, especially since Layla still is under contract despite being out with injury, and Maryse still appears on TV. That being said, I'm not sure how realistic their body types are. Sure, they're not as bad as Kelly Kelly, who sometimes looks like they slapped implants on a beanpole, but at the same time, they're hot but they're hot in the way Kate Upton is hot, in a way that almost doesn't seem real or attainable to the average person.

Then there's Vickie Guerrero.

When she came out seconding Dolph Ziggler last night, I was stunned by how goddamn attractive she looked (from the neck down of course). It's an every week occurrence, magnified especially since Vince McMahon feels it necessary to tell Jerry Lawler he has to say she's a fat cow. The opposite is the case, but that's never stopped WWE from toeing a party line that the unattainable is the only thing acceptable.

The fact that a 40+ year old woman was able to shed all that weight, work out and have one of the tightest bodies in the company astounds me, and I'm not alone. I'd say that she should be a good guy success story, but she's way, way, WAY too good at making people boo her. So yeah, it's cool either way. At the same time though, I think she needs to be celebrated for becoming a cougar and doing it in a way where she's real at the same time. Her look is not unattainable, and it doesn't feel like it is either. I think that's what heightens her appeal to me.

So yeah, I don't think I'm too far off when I say she's one of the hottest women in WWE right now. She definitely has the most realistic body type out of all the women there. And for a widowed mother of two over the age of 40 who makes her living at getting people not to like her, that's a damn impressive accomplishment.

The Lost Lay-Cool Promo

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This is from the Slammy RAW, and this was probably done over the commercial break, my guess is. Yeah, that's a bit of a simplistic promo, but it got killer heat. I think Layla's delivery is better though. All the more reason for her to come back heel.

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Layla Injured

So photogenic too...
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Layla, after winning the biggest match of her career and looking to bust out as a singles star after splitting from former BFF and current retiree Michelle McCool, revealed via Twitter that she tore her ACL and MCL and will miss six months. Very tough break for an already beleaguered Divas division which, depending on what rumor source you believe, will be losing Kharma (or won't be losing Kharma) to anything from pregnancy to a bad back to a really rough case of indigestion to being sent down for retooling because the other Divas weren't smart, sexy or powerful enough to stand up to her Awesome fury. Of course, nothing has really been confirmed from a primary source about Kharma, so yeah, that was an exercise in snark and futility.

But the real story here is that Layla will be missing time. It's a shame because she's really come into her own in the last year or so, and she was miles away the hottest Diva on the roster. I know that's a shallow reason, but I am a guy, and THAT'S ALL US GUYS THINK ABOUT ARE TITZ AND SAMMICHES AMIRITE?

Anyway, here's to wishing Layla a speedy and full recovery.

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