Tuesday, April 5, 2011

'Finally Miley' Sells Out in 48 Hours

Ah, America. A country filled with thousands of lonely b******s who have nothing better to do than make love to latex. Now that Miley is 18 and legal, the public (and by public, I mean desperate, lonely men who live in their mom's basements) has demanded everything sexual from Miley Cyrus--including a sex doll. This so-called "lifelike" doll was in so great a demand, in fact, that it sold out in sex shops and online within 48 hours of its release. The doll named "Finally Miley" boasts three "achy love holes" to satisfy any crazy and disgusting fantasies you've ever had with Miley. For some reason, legal action hasn't been been taken yet on Miley's side, but rumors have been circulating around the internet that the lawsuits may fly very soon.

This isn't really news, just something that will probably make you LOL. I will not be coving this in the future.

If you want to order one of these things, just search it in Google Shopping or check it out at this LINK.

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