Showing posts with label Colt Cabana. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Colt Cabana. Show all posts

Friday, September 2, 2011

From the A1 Message Boards: What I'd Do with Unlimited Money and Wrestling Desires

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Newish A1 user Rick Rude (great tribute handle, by the way), posted a thread asking what you'd do with unlimited funds re: building a wrestling promotion. Here's his original post:
Imagine a scenario where you have acquired a stupendous amount of money. You are set for life, as well as your children and grandchildren if you have any. You have so much money, in fact, that it's basically impossible for you to ever not have money again, even if you wasted ludicrous amounts on bad investments. I don't care if you won three state lotteries, or were discovered to be a long lost Walton love child, the money is yours to do what you want.

You decide that you might as well be a money mark since you love wrestling so much.

The WWE, as a public company, is out of bounds. Everything else is in play. What would you buy, or would you start up something new? Who would you hire for creative and for on-air talent? What would be your marketing plan? Where would you perform? What about a TV deal? Would you look to take down the WWE empire, or would you prefer to remain low key and simply recoup expenses?
And here is my reply:
I'd head up the booking team, because it's my fed, my vision. My booking team would probably consist of any combination of Brandon Stroud of With Leather, the Fair to Flair crew, Bill Dempsey, David Shoemaker (the Masked Man), jerseyboy (commenter) and/or Linus (Ingoldsby, A1 poster and TWB reader - because I'd have to consider European sensibilities if I wanted to have a following across the pond). Why people I know/writers? Again, something different. It's my money, I'll succeed or fail with the people I want to succeed and fail with.

My vision would be to combine old-school ideas and concepts with modern sport sensibility, bound together with a healthy sense of humor. Like Jamey "FATSEXY" Litton, no one from "the office" would make an appearance in storyline unless it's to introduce a new commissioner (no GMs, commissioners, because again, I'm old school) or some shit like that. In ring, I'd promote a safer style based on mat wrestling and storytelling. Big finishers are meant to be taken once every couple of months, not once every couple of spots in a match. I'd draw people in with strong characters and emphasis on unscripted but "guided" promos.

At first, I'd probably run February through November with a two month offseason that'd coincide with the holiday season/football playoffs. Give people some time to catch up with what they might have missed in DVDs during the two months we'd be off.

As for talent, again, since I'd want for guys to draw people in on a basis of a combination of character and sound fundamentals rather than ZOMG WERKRATE, I pick up guys who can cut promos or act out as great characters. So guys like Davey Richards who just like to kill and get killed in the ring to have the awesomest match ever? Get lost. But a guy like Colt Cabana, who has killer personality and a sound grasp on how to work a mat-based style? Welcome aboard. In fact, he's probably my top face. Austin Aries would be my top heel. He has a rep of being a ZOMG WERKRATE guy too, but he also is a great character and has worked a "sports entertainment" style in some matches to great effect. From there, I build outwards and pick up some established guys (AJ Styles, Beer Money - provided they don't balks at the idea to leave Impact - Jay Lethal, Mike Knox, Chris Masters, Kazarian, El Generico, Kevin Steen) and some under the radar guys (Kenn Doane, Lucky Cannon, Eddie Kingston, the RockNES Monsters, RD Evans, Brodie Lee). Throw in a choice veteran, say, Steve Corino or Tommy Dreamer, and then start developing stories.

I'd start slow, 10-15 shows a year, and then try to grow with television and such. Don't go all in early, don't expect to succeed and build on stories, three acts of varying development. Always have something really good happening at a given show. That's what I'd do.
Furthermore, I'd also put on an honest-to-God joshi division, really push tag teams as serious business and probably have an appearance by a WrestleCrap hall of famer every year or so, just to remind myself not to take myself too seriously.

Photo Credit: Scott Finkelstein - Please visit his site to view the plentiful amounts of pictures he's taken for DGUSA, ROH and other indie feds: Get Lost Photography

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Your Favorite Wrestlers Ever: Vince Morales

Now that my own favorites list is out of the way, I posed the question to some of my colleagues in the fan/writer community. Who are your favorite five wrestlers?

Today's entry comes to us from Vince Morales, writer of the Milwaukee Brewers' blog Miller Park Drunk. You may remember Vince on here from an excellent guest blog he submitted after the Money in the Bank PPV, one he was in attendance for. It's funny, aside from the Phillies, the most followers on Twitter/TWB superfans I have from a single fanbase belong to the Brewers. I must be in a weird pocket on the Internet, or maybe I'm just huge in Wisconsin. Anyway, here's his list:

Two best friends, two top spots on Vince's list
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When people say that wrestling is cyclical they usually mean that it goes in cycles of “good” and “bad”, but what they actually mean to say is that it goes in cycles of “popular” and “unpopular”. Wrestling is always good and it is always bad. It always has been and it always will be. To me wrestling is very cyclical in that my favorite wrestlers, the people that keep me tuned in, always change.

When I first discovered wrestling my favorite wrestler was Razor Ramon. He had the best finisher and he exuded coolness. As I grew older his ring work would decline and as I would learn from the internet he was a drug person. As my favorite wrestler he failed me, both in and out of character, and I soon began to wonder why I ever thought he was the best. The same thing happened with the 1-2-3 Kid.

Another early favorite of mine was Hunter Hearst Helmsley. (Seriously.) When he was the Connecticut Blue Blood you could definitely tell that he had “it” and it was fun to watch him grow. When he joined D-X I loved every minute of it. People forget now that it’s been done to death, but when he first came out with HBK because they were “really” friends it meant something. When he ascended to leader and brought in another one of his “real” friends, my old favorite X-Pac, it was great. Now? I cringe when I see him. The young guy trying to get over turned into a legend with extremely low self esteem and I wanted nothing to do with him. Again, a favorite of mine failed me in and out of the ring.

(Quick Triple H tangent: How does he not have more moves? The Undertaker can finish you with a chokeslam, Hells Gate, Last Ride or Tombstone. John Cena has the Attitude Adjustment and the STFU. CM Punk has the Anaconda Vise and the GTS. Even Randy “chinlock” Orton has the punt, RKO and second rope DDT. Triple H has the Pedigree. That’s it. With his ego how did he never say “You know what? I’m going to get the claw over as my new finisher” and just roll with it. I’m convinced this is why his match with Undertaker sucked.)

It never fails me that I find a wrestler to call my favorite and he fails me. Scott Hall let drugs and alcohol run his life. Triple H became the coolest, toughest and smartest. Chris Benoit murdered his family. I realized Raven wasn’t that good. John Cena won too much. Kurt Angle took himself too seriously. Samoa Joe went to TNA. On and on it went and my favorites quickly became people I didn’t want to see. Wrestlers are cyclical.

So when TH asked me who my favorite wrestlers are I didn’t know how to answer it because my favorite wrestlers today probably won’t be my favorite wrestlers tomorrow and one day I’ll probably regret ever calling these guys my favorite. With that being said, here’s my list.

5b. Stone Cold Steve Austin - Steve Austin is the greatest example of the cyclical nature of this list. In his heyday there is no way he’d be left off this list. He was the best wrestler, the best character and the best promo. I loved his heel turn and I loved it even more when the Invasion was over and he just came out as a babyface like nothing ever happened. Then he seemed to stop caring. There was that thing where he hit his wife. I don’t like to comment on things like that so I won’t, but it does make a person seem a lot less heroic. There was also that thing when he refused to job to Brock Lesnar and just went home. He eventually came back, but he was just stale. Drink beer, stun someone, rinse and repeat. Maybe it was the writing, maybe it was a lack of motivation, but Stone Cold just wasn’t Stone Cold anymore and I could live without him. Then Tough Enough happened. During that show I remembered the Stone Cold I loved and why he was one of the best talents I’d ever seen. Stone Cold ripping on reality show punks should win awards. The show seemed to give him his mojo back and made a potential program CM Punk sound like the greatest thing ever.

5a. Randy Savage - I never, ever got sick of the Macho Man and I never will.

4. Bret Hart - In 1997, I had an email newsletter called The Pedigree. It was the dumbest thing ever. I was 15 and I didn’t even know who Dave Meltzer was, but somehow I sent out a twice weekly pro-wrestling “newsletter”. I also had a hotline. When the whole Montreal thing was going down I refused to believe it. I left an angry message on my hotline how there was “no way” Bret Hart would ever leave the WWF and Dave Meltzer doesn’t know what the hell he’s talking about. (Which, in retrospect, is true most of the time.) I loved Bret Hart and I couldn’t imagine a WWF without him. When it all went down and what happened ended up happening it was the end of my innocence as a fan and the end of my newsletter. I knew that things were pre-determined before, but Montreal showed me just how real and fake the whole thing is.

My feelings on the situation always change (From How could Vince do that? to How could Bret be such a mark for himself? and back), but I always loved Bret Hart. He’s apart of a ton of my favorite matches and he’s the one guy I’ve ever really wanted one more match from.

Montreal question that’s always bothered me: If Bret refused to lose in Montreal because of his legacy (or whatever) then why did he allow them to turn him 200 times in WCW? He said in Wrestling With Shadows that he couldn’t be a heel in Canada, but then he was never that character again. Had he given up? Was WCW only about the money for him? Never made sense to me how he was so worried about his portrayal towards the end of his WWF run and then completely stopped caring about it in WCW.

3. Chris Jericho - I loved Chris Jericho from the moment I saw him as a crappy babyface that turned his back to the crowd in WCW. He was a nerd, but he was one of my favorites based strictly on his ring work. He was also one of the first guys I traded tapes for. As the mic skills came my fandom grew and grew. He was a channel changer in WCW and when he went to WWF that was game over for the Nitro set for me. His handling in WWE dropped him off my radar for awhile like so many wrestlers before him, but he came back strong and his second run in WWE solidified his spot as one of the all-time greats.

He also wrote two excellent books that solidified Chris Jericho as both a guy who gets it and a guy who I would love to hang out with.

2. CM Punk - I don’t know how he ended up here. I was never a CM Punk guy. I liked Samoa Joe. He was the bad ass. He was the one with the Kobashi match. He was the one the people warned in chant about their imminent death. CM Punk was good, but he was never my guy. When he went to WWE I was like “Yeah, cool,” but he was never a guy that I used as a reason the WWE was messed up. He got a good push and he was on TV enough that I appreciated him, but that was it.

Then Straight Edge Society happened and he said “Bring me Jared from Subway.” Then the feud with Randy Orton (the best built match at Wrestlemania imo) happened where he actually made Randy Orton seem somewhat interesting. Then Money in the Bank happened and I don’t know how he could be anywhere else. Money in the Bank was the first PPV I attended live since Over the Edge in 1998, it was my first live WWE show in five years and it was the greatest show I’ve ever been to. Since that show my interest in wrestling has waned quite a bit. Not because I don’t like it anymore, but because in some strange way I feel like I’ve reached the apex of my enjoyment of wrestling at that event and I’m not sure I can ever get that back.

1. Colt Cabana - I just started actively following Colt Cabana about four months ago so his placing on this list might seem a bit suspect to you, but Colt Cabana absolutely belongs here. Colt Cabana is professional wrestling. I’ve watched wrestling for a very long time and I can’t remember a single wrestler who put a smile on my face every single time he stepped into the ring. Jericho and others can make you laugh with their promos, but nobody’s in-ring work is responsible for more smiles and laughs than Colt Cabana.

Cabana’s outside projects help too. The Art of Wrestling is pretty much the greatest thing ever, Wrestling Road Diaries is a great documentary and Creative Has Nothing For You is always good for a laugh. If the Colt Cabana stamp of approval is on something than you can pretty much guarantee quality.

None of this is why he’s here though. Colt Cabana is here because he’s an inspiration. Not to get too inside baseball, but I’ve had a pretty crappy year. Like real crappy. Fired from my job, breaking up with my girlfriend, moving back home for a couple months, it’s been the year of not-Vince. I got depressed and dwelled on that for awhile, but Colt Cabana was always positive and on the Art of Wrestling he talked about that positivity and it really spoke to me. On one episode he spoke about an old story that inspired him about Lanny Poffo where Lanny said there were two buses, the happy bus and the sad bus, and that he was on the happy bus. That story spoke to Colt and Colt telling that story spoke to me. Life is too short. Get off the sad bus and get on the happy bus. It’s much more fun over here.

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

It's Time to Start Paying Attention to Wrestling Revolution




A member of the Revolution
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If you haven't been paying attention before, and trust me, while I've been gung ho about this project since my colleague Razor of House Kick-Out!! interviewed Jeff Katz for his podcast, I can understand why, Wrestling Revolution is a new concept in pro wrestling, looking to combine the artform we all love with episodic, three-act storytelling. Okay, all the podcasts in the world and all the hype from one guy who you may or (more likely) may not even know won't mean a thing without the talent involved. Well, over the last week, they've started to reveal the actual cast. So far, it looks pretty impressive:
  • Colt Cabana

  • MVP

  • Kenny Omega

  • Kenn "Kenny Dykstra" Doane

  • Sami Callihan

  • Alex Reynolds

  • Dr. Luther

I'm not familiar with the last two names, but the first five have a decent at least pedigree. The fact that Cabana and MVP are involved really excites me. The thing to remember though is that you're not going to see anyone of the above in their known characters. They'll be coming in with new personae, which is something that Katz was adamant about in describing the project. That being said, the pedigree of talent behind those new characters is undeniable.

The concept is good, the players so far are good, and the guy behind the screen is a dyed-in-the-wool wrestling fan who wants something better. If I wasn't fully on board with this before, I'm totally on board with it now.

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Thank You, Johnnies

Two of the best, ever
Photo Credit: Dirty Dirty Sheets
I'm very much an adventurous wrestling fan. I will sit through anything once, whether it's the most familiar of familiar styles like a WWE main event match between John Cena and Chris Jericho, or the most arcane and unusual of the lot, like an absurd match between Survival Tobita and Mojukin Ken. When it's middling or worse, I pass on it, but when it's good, when it's really good and eye opening, then I have no choice but to really heap praise on it. It's what I do when I find something I really like.

Until Saturday and Sunday, I had very limited exposure to what English mat wrestling1 was all about. I had seen Johnny Saint before at my first ever indie show, and I had been exposed briefly to wrestling exchanges by Colt Cabana and Nigel McGuinness before as well. However, I'd never been exposed to the full breadth of what men like Saint and Johnny Kidd could do. I likened Saturday's match to a religious experience, because it was like my eyes were opened to a whole new world of what wrestling could be like. I already had faith in what the artform could be, but that faith was bolstered by both matches that these two English legends produced, the first night by themselves and the second with the help of Cabana and Mike Quackenbush. I saw the beauty in each wristlock. I saw purity in each reversal. Hell, I even found a place in my heart for the Lady of the Lake, even though it literally had nothing about what I normally enjoy about matches about it.

After the second match, both Quack and Saint got on the microphone to thank the Philadelphia crowd for being in their words, not mine2, such a great crowd for wrestling. I appreciated the sentiment, but again, I don't think they should have been the ones thanking us, but vice versa. So, I will take this opportunity TO say thank you to all four men for awakening me to another world of potential for wrestling to take me as a fan and critical viewer. Thank you Colt Cabana, for your antics in the second match, making it a more fun experience than it would have been without your presence. Thank you Mike Quackenbush, for putting this match together and for wanting to expose your loyal fans to as many different styles of wrestling as possible.

And thank you most to Johnny Saint and Johnny Kidd. I was honored to have been there both nights to see you two legends ply your trade, for teaching me something new about wrestling, something that I've been missing out on for years and years now. It really was an engrossing experience, and it helped cap off what has been one of the most tremendous months in wrestling history.

1 - I erroneously used the term "chain wrestling" to describe the style used by Johnnies Saint and Kidd. I linked one William Regal to my Fair to Flair piece on the match, and he admonished me for using it. So, there's your knowledge for the day; it's not chain wrestling, it's mat wrestling or just plain ol' wrestling. On a side note, how f'n cool is it that Regal read one of my blogs? REALLY COOL is the correct answer.

2 - Just to head off the anonymous commenter who thinks I get off on "patting myself on the back" at the pass.

Your Midweek Links: Chikara and Kate Upton... Best Links Dump Ever?

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I'm sure you don't care.
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It's hump day, so here are some links to get you through the rest of the week:

Self-Shilling:

- I rarely link back to earlier posts on here that aren't podcasts, but I really feel strongly about this Chikara review. Read it. Love it. Experience it. And then buy their DVD from Smart Mark. If any promotion in this country is worthy of your money, it's Chikara Pro Wrestling. [Sara del Rey and a World of Sport: Chikarasaurus Rex 2011 Review]

- And if you couldn't get enough Chikara talk, I wrote something for Fair to Flair about the match the English Johnnies had on Saturday. [Your Match of the Week, 7/25-7/31]

- Me and the mysterious but intriguing flubby from Kissing Suzy Kolber talk about football, bourbon and Memphis wrestling. Talk about a manly triad. Also, I insult his profession, and we talk about Nnamdi Asomugha like he wasn't going to the Eagles (because he hadn't signed there yet). [Episode 13: Jar of Superflies]

- Another FtF piece from me, this time using super-nerdy calculus terms to describe why we need people like me and Trey Irby of Wrestling Theory FJMing the shit out of bad wrestling journalism. [Differentiation and Integration]

- Where I call people out for dishonest criticism of Rey Mysterio. [A Preemptive Requiem for Rey Mysterio]

Wrestling Links:

- Another Chikarasaurus Rex review from DDS, a more concise one than mine as well as one with a lot of really awesome pictures. [Dirty Dirty Sheets]

- Colt Cabana gets an AWESOME write-up in a local Chicago magazine. Must-read. [Chicago Reader]

- The Best and Worst of Monday Night RAW, 8/1, or, Get to 200 Comments and We Get Prizes (Maybe), or, Tell Brandon Stroud He Totes Should Do a Podcast and Have Me on as His First Guest [With Leather]

- Kenny Omega wrestles a 9-year old girl... no, he's not a pederast either. [I Want Wrestling]

- Eric Gargiulo looks at a WWF MSG show from 1984. [Camel Clutch Blog]

- K. Sawyer Paul and Garcian Smith discuss sexuality in wrestling and Sting's run in Impact among others. Guess which one I found to be more controversial? If you said the former, you don't know me very well, do you? [International Object]

- Razor's Smackdown review [Fair to Flair]

- And hey, he has thoughts on RAW too! [Kick-Out!! Wrestling]

- An interspecies match that may be better than "Dogface Gremlin" Rick Steiner vs. Ernest "The Cat" Miller [Youtube]

- Why am I linking Cracked in the wrestling links section? Because this list has an entry hitting the nail on the head why pro wrestlers have a pretty rough job. [Cracked]

- So, how good is Derrick Bateman? [Musings of a Mark]

- In the interest of fairness, a missive from an unbeliever in the power of Y2J [South Atlanta Wrestling]

- John Morrison is not at 100%... I can't see this ending well for him or for WWE [Cageside Seats]

- Cris Cyborg to WWE? It was closer than you thought at one point. [Diva Dirt]

- Your CMLL TV report, featuring the most impressive application of the Last Chancery ever [Luchablog]

- Jason Mann and Bill Baconhill discuss the Lex Express SummerSlam. [Wrestlespective Radio]

- All Charlie wants is a dang retweet, dangit [PizzaBodySlam Tumblr]

- And he's STILL not on a damn collector's cup... [Kentucky Fried Rasslin]

Jamie Dobson Interviews:

NO new interviews this week

Non-Wrestling Links:

- Spencer Hall is on The Wrestling Podcast tonight. Here is his take on Les Miles' foraging habits, because making fun of Les Miles is never not funny. [Every Day Should Be Saturday]

- Kate Upton is without a doubt the hottest woman on the planet. Here's a gallery of her with barnyard animals. [With Leather]

- Justin Henry checks in with the best arrests from this lockout-addled offseason in the NFL! [Camel Clutch Blog]

- 20 of the best 66 movie tag lines from the last 30 years... that's a lot of numbers! [Pajiba]

- Being a good Samaritan... you're doin' it wrong [Jalopnik]

- Guy Fieri crowns the best cheesesteak in Philly at the AC Wine and Food Festival. You may think he's a douchejuice (Buzz Bissinger ®), but the guy knows food. [Food Network]

- The Emo Eagle responds to his team's flurry of free agent moves [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

- Vlad Putin tries to restart the Cold War by calling us parasites... okay maybe he's not trying to restart the Cold War, but hey, I figured I'd try my hand at sensationalist journalism, okay? [Foreign Policy]

- Shark Week in a nutshell [Internet Cocaine]

- More sharks, the 10 biggest species in the world [Buzz Feed]

- At least Christopher Meloni has a sense of humor about the whole thing [Videogumblr]

- Anyone who tells you that Libertarians are anywhere remotely close to Republicans needs to get bitchslapped [Coyote Blog]

- Amazon looking to get into social gaming? [20th Level Marketing]

- A travelogue of a local Philly sports blogger exploring the Northern West Coast [Flyers Goal Scored By]

- The ultimate in cameo [Unreality Mag]

- On changing brands and being fickle [Aggressive Art]

- The definitive guide to booger growth [Deadspin]

- Gabrielle Giffords is either really courageous or she's biting off way more than she can chew aiming for a 2012 reelection bid [The Atlantic Wire]

- Five animals we should be eating, or, mmm... endangered, aaaahhhh [Cracked]

- Batman's new origin story! [Ironph]

- Everyone calm down, the three-boobed hooker will be in the Total Recall remake. [Film Drunk]

- For those who care (and judging by ratings, a whole shitload of you do), Charlie Sheen's character in Two and a Half Men is getting killed off. [Warming Glow]

- 75 songs that TSS has enjoyed so far in 2011. Prepare for a lot of hip-hop and some Adele. [The Smoking Section]

- A review of the book, The Swinger, which sadly, isn't about indiscriminate groupsex. [Hugging Harold Reynolds]

- Handheld Gamecube? Handheld Gamecube. [Gamma Squad]

- Donovan McNabb on Eagles' signings: "WHY THE FUCK COULDN'T THEY DO THAT WHILE I WAS HERE?" [The 700 Level]

- Hooray, gambling! [Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal]

- Why'd Cowboys and Aliens bomb? Well, you can start with, as my wife pointed out, the title which was seemingly created after a focus group with 10-year old boys [Grantland]

- We love you, Charlie Kelly [Skull Swap]

- A bunch of Photoshops celebrating Phillies general manager Ruben Amaro, Jr. I dunno, I only thing this'll stand to make him MORE smug. [I Want to Go to the Zoo with Roy Halladay]

- The new Ultimate Spider-man is black. Guys, I think you were a little late on making it happen since they already didn't cast Donald Glover in the new movie. [Topless Robot]

- Alison Brie doesn't like when people ask for her underwear over Twitter. In other news, NO SHIT. Seriously folks, this is why we can't have nice things. [Screen Junkies]

- I know this is for a game that's been over for about 12 hours now, but I just wanted to link to the sweet Photoshop of Kyle Kendrick's head on Brian Kendrick's body [The Fightins]

- Woman goes into labor during bar exam, finishes it regardless. I'd like to think of this as a makeup link for flubby and all my lawyer listeners out there from the podcast. [Mental Floss]

- "Exhaustion", Kings of Leon? Ooookay... [Uproxx]

- Penn State's season forecast... I'll take 8-4 this year, I suppose. [Dr. Saturday]

- Paul Kukla's hockey guilty pleasures [Puck Daddy]

- David Stern doesn't like basketball. Okay, I know this is satire, but it's entirely possible this is the case, right? [Sports Pickle]

- The top pizza moments in cinema history [Doughboys]

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Colt Cabana Works Smackdown Dark Match

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Colt Cabana has worked in a dark match before tonight's NXT/Smackdown tapings. He wrestled against Wade Barrett, which Barrett won. He was announced as Colt Cabana, and there was an audible chant for him after the match was over.

I honestly don't want to read too much into this at all. I don't want to get my hopes up. Conversely, COLT CABANA WORKED A MATCH AT A REAL LIVE WWE EVENT AS COLT CABANA! Holy shit, this is exciting, even if we don't know what exactly is going to come from it. Hopefully, something comes out of this, because Colt on a WWE TV show would be a win, especially if the winds of change really are blowing.

Photo Credit: Scott Finkelstein - Please visit his site to view the plentiful amounts of pictures he's taken for DGUSA, ROH and other indie feds: Get Lost Photography

Monday, August 1, 2011

Sara del Rey and a World of Sport: Chikarasaurus Rex 2011 Review

Sara del Rey don't take no crap from no one
Photo Credit: John Hyperion/Dirty Dirty Sheets Tumblr

On a weekend that was supposed to belong to a scrappy Ant fighting for the good ol' United States of America and two old-timey English wrestlers come to amaze and marvel with their expert execution of counters, submissions and good, clean chain wrestling, it was a Queen who stole the show. I'm not saying that the other two things didn't dazzle and amaze. I'll admit I was a bit nonplussed at the finish to the former, but I was totally amazed and astounded by the latter. Hell, and if I wrote this review in a moment of stopped time between match 7 and the main event on Night 2, then the weekend would have played to seed. But yeah, about that main event... it belonged to Sara del Rey, and in effect, she seized the entire weekend for herself. And no, I am totally not complaining about. That being said though, there was a whole mess of great action leading up to the final match, and it was pretty snazzy, or in terms of Chikara, par for the course.

Night One started in Reading at the Goodwill Fire Association Hall. Much like the Palmer Center in Easton, it had a really intimate feel to it. There are no guard barriers; the front row is situated ten feet from the ring apron. It was so close that we could notice (and skeeve out, by the way) at Mima Shimoda hocking a loogie on the floor, which was linoleum, by the way. I liked that it was all contained in one room rather than in Easton, where it was on a basketball court that was half shut off. It's a neat little venue, even if it was a little dingy with very rude concession staff.

Our first match of the evening was a 12 Large Summit contest. Jigsaw, making his return after a biceps injury, took on Fire Ant in what turned out to be a very spry, very well-worked opener. It kicked off with a nice display of chain wrestling, almost setting the tone for the evening. Maybe they were looking to impress the English Johnnies with their knowledge of grappling. It ended with Fire landing an arm drag on Jig, which led into the heart of the match, Jigsaw selling the arm that had just healed. The rest of the match's narrative centered around this, and it made for some really good theater. At one point in the match, I thought things were getting a little testy for a match between two fan-favorites. Jig teased a brainbuster, but his arm couldn't support the weight and Fire countered slickly into an Ace crusher and then into a brainbuster of his own for two. Jig made a slight comeback after that, getting in position for the Jig 'n Tonic, but Fire reversed into a cross armbreaker on the weak arm. Jig tapped out, and Fire Ant gained three points. Afterwards, sportsmanship abounded.

Next out was Jakob Hammermeir, who came out in his ring garb. He quickly made an announcement for himself, describing himself as "handi-capable". Hmmm... he rushed to the back and then came back out, preening and gloating all the way. Say what you want about him, but I respect the hell out of Jakob because he, like Icarus, puts so much effort into getting people to hate him, and it all works. His opponent for the evening was none other than Gregory Iron, which got a big reaction from the crowd. I think the intros to the match were longer than the match itself though, really short. Iron started out like a house on fire, but there was a shockingly early ref bump, which Jakob took advantage of with some cheating. Then, shortly thereafter, UltraMantis Black came out from the Commentation Station and hit Jakob with the Praying Mantis Bomb. He threw Iron on top, and bam, decision in something like two minutes. Afterwards, Mantis commented that he'd do the same thing to the rest of the BDK until Ares stopped running and hiding from him.

Third match of the evening pitted Eddie Kingston against Adam Cole, who showed more personality and panache in his 30 second walk to the ring than he has in his entire ROH career to date. If you're surprised by this, then I have beachfront property to sell you in the Black Hills of South Dakota. Cole actually did a really good job heeling it up here. He kept doing big moves and then screaming "I'M ADAM COLE!" afterwards, which elicited "If he says that one more time, I'm screaming MATT DAMON at him" from my Twitter pal and TWB superfan IronyNOW. Actually, the antics started before the opening bell, as Cole Pearl Harbored Kingston as he was making his entrance into the arena, which the War King quickly turned the tide on. Once the action began, it was Kingston pretty much hammering Cole until Panama's Finest was able to get a clean shot on Kingston's traditionally injured knee. HE works that injury into a lot of matches, I wonder if he's got a legit history there that he plays up? Either way, it led into maybe my favorite spot of the night, where Cole had Kingston locked in the Figure 8 (think a Figure 4, only done off to the side) and then raked his nose. I love arcane heel tactics like that. If he had only broken out a fishhook later on in that match, I might have changed allegiances. Even when Kingston was on offense, he was selling the leg, most evident when he couldn't hold the bridge on a Northern Lights suplex. Anyway, despite the leg injury, Kingston got the duke with a Sliding D and a Backfist to the Future on a seated Cole. Afterwards, they got a cup of ice to put on his knee from concessions. I wonder how many times they had to ask the surly old ladies behind the counter for it? No, I'm not bitter.

Final match before intermission was a doozy, a trios match between Team FIST (Icarus, Johnny Gargano and Chuck Taylor) and Team ¡3.Olé! (El Generico, Scott Parker and Shane Matthews). If you know anything about Chikara, you had to have had the feeling that this match would be insanely silly, insanely fun and insanely action packed. You'd have been right too. Pre-match saw some infighting between Parker and Matthews over a can of Red Bull. Apparently, Matthews has a problem, and there may be a Red Bull intervention staged at a later card, but that's just my gut feeling. Icarus didn't tease the jacket coming off for nearly as long as he'd do at King of Trios, but once it did come off, it got an elbow drop from Parker. Taylor countered with threatening to cut El Generico's t-shirt with a pair of scissors, which yielded an elbow drop on Taylor's t-shirt. This was all in the first couple of minutes after the bell rang. God, I love Chikara.

Once the action started, it was pretty high-octane stuff. Matthews busted out some attempts at his big moves, but was thwarted. The faces got a lot of the advantage early on. 3.0 has a lot of really cool tag team offense. They've got some of the best teamwork offense in the game today, and I'm glad that we kinda get them exclusively in Chikara when they visit down South of Quebec. Generico got to show John Morrison how to properly do a split-legged move off the top with a moonsault. At one point a little later, Matthews took a cheap shot at Taylor's throat, and when he was called out on it by Nick Papageorgio, he remarked "Karate! That's called karate!" This led into the heels getting the advantage and a long face-in-peril sequence on Generico. At one point, Matthews tried to get into the ring to help his teammate, and Papageorgio held him back, to which the crazy Canadian replied "You're deceptively strong!" See, it's banter like this that makes 3.0 so awesome to watch.

Generico dead-weighting on a powerbomb attempt and getting the hot tag on the subsequent counter lead into the match's third act, which was pretty insane. Matthews went into his headscissors-o-rama on FIST, and then all three members of the tecnico trio locked in Boston crabs on their counterparts. Matthews went for a powerbomb pin, but it was broken up and FIST went onto their advantage, which featured Taylor leapfrogging over a charging Parker that led into Gargano doing his slingshot spear from the apron. Generico teased a BRAINBUSTAAAAAHHHH~! on Icarus, but Taylor ripped him from the top and hit him with Sole Food. He was then taken out with a corner EXPLODAAAAHHH~!, which led right into eating a face bomb/Codebreaker combo from 3.0 for the win. Really, really fun trios match, which by my estimation was the best part of the first half. The winning trio then posed for pictures in ring with fans during the break.

After the intermission, we were treated to our first entree into the World of Sport, as Johnny Kidd, making his American debut, took on the man that I bet more than half the arena wished were their grandfather, Johnny Saint. The match was separated into six rounds of five minutes apiece, which is how they did things back in the day on the iconic British sports program on ITV. Both men were greeted very warmly, and the crowd was super into the match. That warmed my cold black heart, because I was a bit worried whether the crowd would get into a match that didn't feature any high spots, head drops or big impact strikes. Instead, the crowd ate up every top wristlock, every reversal, every little wink and nod to the absurdity of wrestling without making fun of it . It was terrific.

Round one featured a full nelson back-and-forth, and Saint really kicked his game off in high gear. Basically, if you've never seen Saint work, the crux of his in-ring game is performing magicians' escapes from submission holds and reversing them into ones of his own. It really is fascinating to watch. Kidd is similar, but he relies more on his slyness rather than his creativity when escaping holds. Case in point, towards the end of round two, Kidd had Saint in a seated wishbone lock. Saint reversed it and had Kidd in one of his own. Kidd pointed over Saint's shoulder, basically to say "LOOK!", and as Saint turned his head, Kidd just got right up and dusted himself off.

I could try to describe more of the action in detail, but I feel like this the kind of match that needs to be experienced, not described. Chain wrestling can come off as boring in the written word, and to the untrained eye, or at least the eye of a shithead indie wrestling fan who goes to ROH shows and boos any attempt at doing this style over HEAD DROPZ N FLIPZ GUISE, it can look boring. But there's a sublime beauty inherently embedded in the DNA of good chain wrestling. For those who appreciate it, there's nothing better than seeing the cat and mouse and the safe acrobatics that come with a good round of catch-as-catch-can brilliance, especially when laid down by masters such as Kidd and Saint. That isn't to say that all other styles aren't beautiful, or that this is the best, or that you're dumb if you don't like chain wrestling (although it is symptomatic of some short-sighted, read: shitheaded, fans that they hate this when it subs in for their usual 20 MOVEZ in 2 minutes desires). I'm sounding really pretentious here, and for that I'm sorry. However, I really like seeing this kind of action from time to time.

Kidd ended up winning with a, according to the Chikara Pro site, kneeling frog press out of an Irish whip in the fourth round, but I'm of the school of thought that the result in this particular match was immaterial in comparison to the actual body of work. If you seek out the DVDs for this weekend, I'd do it if just for this match and the Night Two tag match alone.

How could they follow up that match? Well, they tried with the six woman expo between the BDK Ladies and Makoto against Team Mima Shimoda, which also featured Tsukasa Fujimoto and Portia Perez. Tried is the operative word here, because this match was flat for a few reasons. One, there were no real defined roles in the match. Ostensibly, Team Mima was the babyface trio, mainly because of the presence of both del Rey and Daizee Haze on the other team. That really didn't stop Mima or Perez from working total rudo during the match. In fact, I'd say the only one who worked face was poor Makoto, who got beaten like she owed the other team money. When Makoto made her hot tag to Haze, the crowd was dead silent, mainly because no one wanted to pop for her (yet...). The match was mainly centered around del Rey and Mima going at it, which sounded better in theory. It wasn't Sara's fault either.

Mima Shimoda was one of the names I was looking forward to watching during this weekend, and sadly, all I could think of watching her in the ring was "Man, I wish it was Manami Toyota instead of Mima." There was just something off about her in-ring. I couldn't put my finger on it. I hate to continually compare her to Toyota here, but it was like she was way, way, WAY less fun than her other joshi counterpart. I dunno. I wanted to like this match, but it came off as very disjointed. Mima got the duke over Haze with a Tiger superplex.

Match seven was the long-awaited Flex Express match, Green Ant taking on Tursas. During the introductions, Greenie removed his original mask to reveal a red-white-and-blue mask to match his Old Glory-themed Colony ring wear. We got the scoop from friend of TWB and shutterbug extraordinaire Zia Hiltey that he was being rechristened US Ant for the evening. Derek Sabato reffed the affair... which meant there were going to be shenanigans abounding. I got a sick feeling in the pit of my stomach.

The match started off with Jakob going for a sneak attack, which US Ant thwarted. Tursas tried to use it as a way to get the jump, but US Ant was savvy enough to thwart that too. It wasn't long before the action spilled out into the outside ring area as well as well into the crowd. Sabato let the extracurriculars go, like Tursas choking US Ant with the American flag around the ring post, as long as it favored the BDK behemoth. US Ant was able to mount a bit of a comeback, felling the giant with two splashes from the top rope. There were a few countout teases, harkening back to how the original Lex Express angle ended with the SummerSlam countout victory for Luger. Tursas got back to his feet and proceeded to start wrecking shit like a man of his size is wont to do. He took US Ant from the apron and superplexed him into the ring, afterwards taunting him with "You wanna fight? You wanna fight me? You're gonna DIE!" For as tightly as I had my mark hat on during the match, I had to admit that that was an awesome, awesome visual.

One thing I didn't understand was Sabato going into a standing ten count for US Ant when he'd be laying on the canvas by himself. I thought I had missed the point where they announced it to be a Last Man Standing match. From here, they started going into Rocky (the movie, not the wrestler) territory with the Ant making some valiant comebacks that were squelched right away by the Finnish giant. To his credit, Ant's bumping here really sold that sizzle. He is my favorite worker in the Colony by a large margin, and it's not like I hate the other two for their ring game either. Tursas really played into the whole spirit of the angle by going for the Banzai Drop on a couple of occasions. The first one led into US Ant trying to wrangle Tursas into the Torture Rack, which would have literally blown the roof off the Goodwill Fire Association. Seriously, the roof would have flown into the air and landed somewhere on the PA 12 highway. After the second missed Banzai, US Ant segued into a cross armbreaker, which was countered by Tursas with a smush into the corner.

From here, I think I have to give Tursas some props for being a huge guy who isn't afraid to fly or look good doing it either. He went into a moonsault that he missed, but it was damn impressive looking. It's one thing to be a big dude, but to be a big dude who can move? Major respect. Off the miss, Ant bodyslammed him, and the place exploded. Tursas fell out of the ring, to which Sabato kept his full attention. Ant tried to exit, but he was blocked at every attempt, so he went around to other parts of the ring to exit...

...only to be whacked in the back of the head twice by Jakob with a tennis racket that he pulled out from Tursas' fur entrance overcoat. Tursas got back into the ring and proceeded to hit US Ant with a Border Toss, and then after a cocky let-up at 2, a top rope splash that won the match for the Finnish evildoer. Afterwards, he spat on the Stars 'n Stripes before he left. The crowd clapped for US Ant's valiant effort.

I couldn't help but be a bit disappointed at this finish. I mean, I get that the story's not over yet, probably not even close to being over with the referee shenanigans and the rampant interference, but still, I was hoping to see Chikara do with this whole angle what the WWF failed to do... deliver a cool resolution to the bus trip across the country. That being said, I can't hate on it, because it was a brilliantly executed wrestling match with a great story and some damn fine performances from everyone involved, including Sabato and Jakob.

Finally, Night One's main event was upon us, another 12 Large Summit match between Mike Quackenbush and Claudio Castagnoli. Just like in the opener, there was some World of Sport-style chain wrestling going on after a short opening dominance by Claudio, although it wasn't nearly as good-spirited as the grappling between Fire Ant and Jigsaw. I wanna write about the officiating here for a moment and how it played in the match. Just as Sabato was instrumental in the story of the last match, I think Justice Jon Barber's refereeing played a role in this story too, albeit a smaller, subtler one. With Bryce Remsburg being absent for the proceedings (he had a wedding to go to on the Left Coast), it allowed for the other officials to have more time in the sun. Barber is definitely the least experienced of the troupe, and he played that up so well in this match, whether intentionally or not. The best would be when Claudio would blatantly cheat, and he'd feebly admonish him, almost afraid to do anything but say "You can't do that, Claudio!" or "C'mon, stop! Please?" He really was the perfect choice to officiate this match in Bryce's absence.

The action spilled to the outside, as most of the matches did that night, and between taking ranas and ramming Quack into the ringposts, Claudio took to breaking people's miniature American flags in half (which were handed out pre-show for the Flex Express match). He kept a wooden shard from one of his conquests and hid it in his trunks, doing his best to stab Quack with it whenever Barber's line of sight was obstructed or distracted. When Barber found out and grabbed the shard from Claudio, someone in the crowd yelled "DQ!" Then, in his best Lenny Leonard (the Simpsons character, not the DGUSA announcer) voice, Claudio retorted "Shut up!" That was pretty awesome.

The interruption didn't cost Claudio that much momentum as he kept toying with the smaller Quack, dropping him gut first on his knee via a military press and ending a short-lived comeback with a huge bicycle kick. Quack made another comeback that culminated in a Chikara Special attempt, but Claudio got the ropes, leading into a blocked tornado DDT -> Swiss Death -> UFO with a LONG no hands spin sequence. Quack countered a Ricola bomb into a la casadora pin, but he couldn't block the second one, which Claudio performed while standing on the apron facing the ring. He could only muster a two-count. He went for another Swiss Death, but Quack countered it by standing on the top of Claudio's chest, backflipping and wrangling him into the Chikara Special right in the middle of the ring. Claudio tapped out, and Quack sent the crowd home happy with another awesome match to top off the card.

Night One wasn't without its bumps, notably the women's match and the decision to an otherwise outstanding tilt between US Ant and Tursas, but hey, not even Chikara can attain perfection all the time. Plus, there was still another whole night of action to go Sunday in Philadelphia.

The opener for this slate was the two Ice Ribbon imports, Makoto and Fujimoto, doing battle in singles competition. My disappointment in the previous night's match really tempered my excitement for this match, because I really wanted to see them do well, especially Makoto. Joshi girls are notorious for being super stiff, and the beating she took from Mima especially the night before made me cringe a little bit, even though I knew in my heart that Makoto more than likely enjoyed it in a perverse way. That was sort of validated in this match, as both women came out stiffing each other with smiles on their faces, after they removed streamers that got stuck in the rafters before the match began. I had never heard a wrestling crowd mark so loudly for debris removal in my life. Seriously though, back to the action, I've never seen any two people enjoy beating the crap out of each other in a worked match than I did these two. Normally, you'd think shit like that would be a turnoff, but here, I was somewhat charmed in my own perverse way. You had to think these were two women who were working in America their first time, and as big as wrestling is in Japan, it's big in a different way over here.

They ran through a bunch of spots they did the night before, only with more emphasis because they weren't being overshadowed by Mima's domineering presence. Makoto draped Fujimoto over the top turnbuckle and kicked her, field goal style. Fujimoto was able to land a 619 without the Internet combusting in hatred over such a contrived move, and then sweetly followed up with a rolling clutch pin attempt. Fujimoto got the win with a pseudo-springboard-off-the-turnbuckle enzugiri in what was a largely satisfying and redemptive opener for the gals of Ice Ribbon. Brandon Stroud is onto something with this promotion, I think.

Second into the card was a comedic matchup between Archibald Peck and Dasher Hatfield, two of the funniest (in a good way) acts in all of wrestling. The two met nose to nose in the middle of the ring before they were patted down by Barber. Peck removed his glove and swung at Dasher's face, duel-style. The only thing was Dasher ducked, and Peck smacked Barber right in the face with his glove, leading right into a roll-up attempt by the Old Timey King of Swing. After throwing a temper tantrum into the ropes, Marchie Archie accused Dasher of having a pirate hook while Barber was patting him down. Then when it came to Peck getting patted down, he "accidentally" mule kicked Barber. Poor kid got the business all match.

I remarked before the match that this was a classic jock vs. band geek match, and they totally played it up, with Dasher using the Wet Willy as an offensive maneuver, and later on, a wedgie as a potential submission hold with the crowd chanting "TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP!" Again, I love Chikara. Barber got nailed a third time by Archie accidentally, after that time, skulking out of the ring like he was never there. He then accused everyone short of Darkness Crabtree of knocking the easily intimidated official to the ground. Peck got the duke with his Unchained Melody, an inverted tombstone-style Styles Clash, after using Barber as a shield from an impending Dasher attack. As far as comedic matches go, you can't get much better than this one. Very well-played.

Next up, Mima Shimoda against Daizee Haze. Again, Mima straight up heeled her ass off during the match, which again was weird given that there was no inkling that anyone from the BDK would ever be cheered against anyone other than a member of their own faction, at least to that point. It started from get-go one, when it was Mima who pulled out the handshake fake into an attack. Haze got a bit of advantage early with a suicide dive, but it was basically a clinic in Mima stiffing the crap out of her the entire time. Haze would get the win with a roll-up, but the story was more in the after-match beatdown... by Mima. Playing up the sore loser heel schtick, Mima destroyed Daizee, finishing her off by throwing her HARD into the guardrails. Yeesh. It was so bad that Gavin Loudspeaker after the match did the whole "give it up for Daizee Haze" spiel he does for defeated babyfaces. Maybe that was the first clue...

Just like Night One, Team ¡3.Olé! finished off the first half of this card, this time against the Spectral Envoy of UltraMantis Black, Hallowicked and the infectiously fun Frightmare. While making their intro, Parker grabbed Mantis' staff from the timekeeper's table and remarked at it before giving it back. He then went into the ring and told Mantis "Hey, I like your stick!" Again, I love Chikara. Hell, if there's anyone better at in-match banter than 3.0, someone let me know, because I'm not aware of them. Okay, maybe Archibald Peck or perhaps Robert Evans. And no, they're definitely not the same person. Matt Classic told me himself. Not to be outdone by his tag partner, Matthews beckoned to Generico to pull Hallowicked's horn while he had him in a headlock, which Generico did to the chagrin of the referee.

Matthews went for his HEADSCISSORS schtick early in the match on Hallowicked to no avail, being greeted by an elbow instead. His second attempt was greeted by a clothesline. Third time was the charm, as he ran the ropes twice to get his move off on Wicked. Mantis entered the ring and ate a headscissors of his own, but when Frightmare got into the ring, it was he who was the executor of the move on Matthews in a nice little twist.

There was a lot of back and forth and some really cool spots in this match. Again, 3.0 is such a fun tag team, and they showed their double-team-o-rama style here in full display. Mantis showed his wrestling chops too, hitting a slick arm drag into a pin attempt at one point. Towards the end of the match, Frightmare hit a nice looking tope con giro on Generico to the outside, but he inexplicably didn't get up afterwards. A moment later, I saw Tim Donst wielding a steel chair, having just nailed Frightmare with it on the ground. The BDK then assembled in the entry way, distracting everyone except for Mantis and Generico in the ring, as Mantis hit the Praying Mantis Bomb for the win. Afterwards, the combined forces scared off the BDK back to the back.

After intermission was our surprise match of the evening. First in the ring were Gargano and Taylor of FIST, awaiting their opponents. Loudspeaker announced that their scheduled opponents didn't show, so they brought out the hat (albeit a Chikara hat instead of Bryce's traditional Phillies hat, since of course, Bryce wasn't there). The first team picked out was Giant Bernard and Karl Anderson, but they predictably weren't in the back. The second team was announced as Rey Bucanero and Atlantis. We all expected Sabato to run back without them, because they usually go three or four deep, but to my surprise, the lights went down and yes, the lucha veterans came out from the back to a very surprisingly tepid reaction. I'm not sure whether the crowd was taken aback by the abruptness of their entry or whether they just didn't know CMLL all that well to know who they were, but they got a disappointing reaction from where I sat.

Taylor put his antics into overdrive from jump, trying to start a chant for himself, and then later, after selling his own headbutt more than Bucanero did, chastising Gargano for not being totally ready for the tag, yelling "WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING WATER FOR?" Gargano and R-Truth are now inexorably linked as the answer to the trivia question "Which two wrestlers were admonished in 2011 for drinking water during a match?" I think that's good company, don't you?

I thought the two luchadors acquitted themselves well. I was into them, but it seemed like I was the only one, which is odd because Chikara fans usually go nuts for guest stars from South of the Border. Was it that these two really didn't click with the crowd? I dunno, I thought they were great, but then again, I've proven time and time again that I can be out of touch with what fans at large like. Whether that's a good thing or bad thing is up to you. Anyway, I loved their tag offense, spotlighted by two really cool spots. One came with Gargano draped across Atlantis' knees, catapult style, with Bucanero coming off the top with a senton elbow. The second one was towards the end Atlantis launched Bucanero out of the ring and into Taylor. Right after that, while Sabato was distracted, Gargano feigned like he was just kicked in the balls by Atlantis, dropping to the canvas holding his crotch. Despite not seeing any evidence other than Gargano's acting, Sabato disqualified the visiting luchadors. Crowd was dead for the finish, which was par for the course for the match, sadly. Afterwards, the duo got a "Please come back!" chant, which hopefully means they will come back and get a little better heat next time.

After the match, Loudspeaker made the announcement that Chikara was coming to iPPV for the first time with their November 13th return to The Arena in Philly, High Noon. I imagine that it'll be the card where the 12 Large Summit will conclude, which is as fine a time as any for the first foray into live Internet streaming. Very excite! Very very excite, although I probably won't need to buy a stream. Cuz I'll be there. Duh.

Next up, Jigsaw and Kingston did battle in what many called the match of the night (not me, but I loved it regardless though) in a 12 Large Summit tilt. There was a test of strength early, where Kingston got in a nearfall, playing up the weakness in Jig's biceps. Jig would return the favor by targeting King's gimpy knee a little later on in the match, turning it into dueling injured limbs. Jig had maybe the most creative spot in that back 'n forth when he did a yakuza kick in King's knee while it was draped over the ropes.

The action spilled to the outside, and here's where the most superfluous run in of all time happened. Vin Gerard came out, presumably to wreck Kingston's shit, when he's stopped by a Jigsaw superkick before he could do anything. I feel like it was just something to try and add heat to the feud between King and Gerard, but it just came off as so unnecessary, the only real black mark on the match. This segued into King's big advantage in the match with a bunch of big moves that netted him a two count. Jig countered back with a bunch of big moves, culminating in a top rope double stomp, the move which Jig beat King with way back at Open the Freedom Gate in late '09. It netted a two-count.

The match from here really went into indie-rific territory, with a lot of big moves, strike trading and kicking out of finishers. That being said, I thought it still kept a lot of its composure and psychology if that makes any sense. I never got the feeling once that I was watching Davey Richards and Kenny Omega throw all semblance of selling out the window just to do moves to each other for the last five minutes of a long match. I think that's where the whole "DR is good in his style!" argument gets thrown out the window, because I see guys like King, Jig, Generico and Kevin Steen work a similar style and still have some idea that hey, this is a hard-hitting match and we're supposed to act hurt. Okay, side-track over.

Jig set Kingston up for a Coast to Coast in the big finish, but he fanned when King moved last second. This led into the finishing sequence of Backdrop Driver, Backfist to the Future, two-count and Backdrop Driver pin hold to give the War King three points. Afterwards, the two embraced and held up the Chikara logo tablecloth that was on the timekeeper's table. After the two left, Loudspeaker predictably announced that the DVDs for the weekend's shows would be available Monday (which is TODAY~!), which I expected because this was where they first did that offer last year. Smart Mark really is good at what they do.

The World of Sport tag match was next, although this one didn't have any rounds, just a straight-up, American rules tag match. Kidd's teammate was Colt Cabana, while Saint's was Quack. The review for this match may be a bit sparse, because I didn't take a whole lot of notes during it. That didn't mean sometime between Saturday and Sunday, the style got boring and I didn't care. That was the opposite. The fact that it was a tag match added so many more layers to the affair, and it made it that much harder for me to take notes and still take in the action in the ring, which again was rich, plentiful, layered and above all else, fun.

There were some spots repeated from Saturday, but the old dogs did bust out some new tricks. I thought a lot of what worked to make this match feel more unique than the one the night before was the addition of Cabana and Quack to the affair. Not only did they have great rapport with each other, but they also did well with their British counterparts as well. Cabana was a scream on the apron too, saying stuff like "Just like I taught you, Johnny" when Kidd was trying to counter out of various holds. I think the most amazing thing was that the match went 26+ minutes, and Saint and Kidd were in there for just as much time, if not more, than their American counterparts. After going 21+ the night before... I am in awe. Seriously, these guys were such a welcome addition to the Chikaraverse this past weekend, and they totally exceeded my expectations. Saint and Quack got the win when Saint pinned Kidd with a reverse rolling prawn hold. After the match, both Quack and Saint got on the mic and thanked the fans. That still bugs me, because it should be us thanking them, but hey, these guys were genuinely touched, and I'm glad that my enjoyment of what they put out helped them get some enjoyment back. It's an unvicious circle, guys!

After everyone cleared the ring, they played another video on the big screen, promising the return of Manami Toyota. I got excited because I've kinda fallen in love with Toyota over the last year, and any chance I get to see her back in the States is golden. But then the feed cut out, and when it came back in? Aja. Fucking. Kong. Promising death and destruction and to take Toyota and turn her into a Smart Car. It was the first of what I hope are many promos for Joshi-Mania in December. Quack definitely is serious about this education in joshi he's giving us here, although I have a suggestion. Kong's awesome. Toyota's awesome. Ice Ribbon is awesome. The SHIMMER guests (Ayumi Kurihara etc.) would be awesome. Bringing in domestic women like Rachel Summerlyn, Portia Perez, Nicole Matthews and even Mercedes Martinez would be awesome. Mima Shimoda? Please leave her at home, thanks.

Now, if the event had ended there, it would have been awesome, another feather in Chikara's cap. However, the main event, for me at least, and judging by the crowd reactions everyone else too, shifted it into overdrive. Sara del Rey, seconded by Daizee Haze, and Claudio Castagnoli, accompanied by Tursas, in the 12 Large Series would close the show, refereed by Derek Sabato. Judging by the look Death Rey had on her face, she wasn't going to reenact the Finger Poke of Doom. Of course, Claudio ordered her to lay down, but she was like "no thx, gonna kill u now lol not jk". Claudio responded by shoving and slapping her, but then del Rey followed up by dominating the shit out of Claudio from jump. And The Arena exploded. She went for the Royal Butterfly way too early, but she didn't break serve until Tursas tripped her up on a rope-run.

From there, Claudio had his fun working del Rey over like a woman's wrestler, circa 1950 would, with gratuitous hair pulls and tosses, all the while with Sabato looking on like he was watching Johnny Saint putting Johnny Kidd in a top wristlock. Of course, this didn't stop the crowd from chanting "LET'S GO SARA!", which elicited mock chants from the Swiss Stalwart as he was working del Rey over. At one point, Claudio tried to pin del Rey by holding her down to the mat by her jaw. That didn't set well at all with anyone in the arena outside of Tursas and maybe Sabato. Her feistiness shone through on a few occasions, getting some flash pins between the Claudio offense, but her comebacks were short lived each time. She did initiate some limb work, dodging a corner spear and causing Claudio to go chest first into the ring post. She then almost caused the roof to cave in when she did a koppo kick off the apron onto Tursas.

From there, she started to work the arm, hitting a crossbody and then locking Claudio in a cross armbreaker. He got to the ropes and then nailed her with a bicycle kick upon recovery. After a UFO though, he was back on the defensive, missing a corner splash and then eating three koppos from del Rey, back into another sequence where she tenaciously kept going for the cross armbreaker, a move that was super over all match long. Claudio again got to the ropes and mounted a comeback that ended in a Ricola Bomb. He cockily grabbed her up from the pin attempt at 2, repeating it after a hard European uppercut. He didn't get a chance to do a third move, because del Rey got a surprise backslide and a successful three count. The place came UNGLUED. For a moment, I think everyone in the former ECW Arena was a feminist.

After the match, I'm guessing the expulsion of del Rey and Haze from the BDK was complete as Claudio sneak attacked the Queen of Wrestling with a bicycle kick to the back of the head. Then, when Haze went in the ring to confront him, she was met with a HUGE chokeslam with Claudio's good arm. After barking at Sabato for fucking up the match, they left, and the former ladies of the Bruderschaft got a standing ovation.

After seeing this match, everything made sense. It was almost like the matches from before with Mima were put in some kind of post-The Sixth Sense light that revealed that Bruce Willis was dead the whole time maybe del Rey and Haze were both faces the entire weekend. Of course, I still had major problems with Mima's in-ring, so it wasn't like I could go back and bump up my opinions of the offending matches, but hey, at least there was now a rhyme and reason associated.

All things told, I think that Chikarasaurus weekend is definitely a must-get on DVD if you didn't attend live. Most of the action is good, believe me, but it's must see if just for the World of Sport stuff, both Jigsaw matches, both Generico/3.0 matches and ESPECIALLY for Sara del Rey becoming the biggest babyface in all of Chikara in the span of one main event match.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

My Favorite Wrestlers Ever: Announcement and Honorable Mention

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He frightens small children, and for that, I own his shirt
For those who don't keep track, this is post number #2,500 for The Wrestling Blog. In honor of reaching that plateau, I'm going to roll out a top 25 list of my favorite wrestlers of all-time. I did this for my then-current favorites last year, but that was all in one post. This list will be rolled out in the style that I did the Wrestler of the Decade posts back in Aught-Nine.

The list will be compiled by my own arbitrary standards, because DUH, it's a favorite wrestlers list. If I had objective criteria, then it wouldn't be a "favorite" list now, would it? I will say that the standing on this list will be geared not towards how I feel about the person now completely, but towards my admiration of their work and how I felt about them at certain times in my life.

So, without further ado, here are the ten wrestlers/entities who didn't make it but almost did. My honorable mentions:

- Sara del Rey is the first one I'd like to mention. She's also the only woman to appear here, so that means she's my favorite female in wrestling history. That's more a reflection on how poorly women have been treated in wrestling than it is my fandom of the artform. Still, the Queen of Wrestling kicks major ass.

- The Eliminators, Perry Saturn and John Kronus, were an ECW staple for me. ECW had a lot of really good tag teams with their own unique flair, and the low-down, dirty ass-kicking of these two really exemplified that for me. Plus, TOTAL ELIMINATION.

- Ric Flair is in this category, most likely because I wasn't exposed to his greatness all that much until the mid-'90s. Hey, I was a WWF kid growing up. Don't shoot me!

- One of my favorite current wrestlers is the high-flying Evan Bourne, a guy who wows me every time he's in the ring nowadays. This is true even if he's not doing a high spot. The guy knows how to sell and be enthusiastic. Those are two great qualities.

- Chuck Taylor frightens little kids and throws grenades. Plus I own his t-shirt. How could he not be at least in the honorable mentions?

- This is a really old school guy who is listed for stuff he did in the later years of his career. Bob Backlund's clean cut, white bread babyface run was way before my time, but when he came back in the early '90s as the kooky old-man psychopath, he had me hooked. Plus I'm a mark for the crossface chicken wing.

- As a fan of comedic wrestling and podcasting, Colt Cabana sates my needs for both. He's awesome at both, and he's a cool dude to boot.

- Mr. Perfect was always a guy I liked for what he could do in the ring, even if I was compelled to root against him as a young fan. He and Bret Hart were guys who made me the fan I am today in some respects. Plus, I always wanted to pull for him, so that run against Shawn Michaels in 1993 was certainly a high point in my life as a fan.

- The Osirian Portal, the time-traveling Egyptian tag team, is on here mainly because they're a time-traveling Egyptian tag team. Very fun tag team who always worked entertaining matches and were able to weave dancing into the foray. I'm gonna miss Amasis a whole lot.

- Finally, the Woo Woo Woo Kid himself, Zack Ryder, rounds this honorable mention section out. I hate to pull the wrestling hipster card on all y'all, but I liked him even before he blew up Youtube. WWWYKI.

Photo Credit: Scott Finkelstein - Please visit his site to view the plentiful amounts of pictures he's taken for DGUSA, ROH and other indie feds: Get Lost Photography

Monday, July 18, 2011

TMZ Posts Pics of Punk, Cabana and Steel

Via TMZ

Just when you thought that TMZ was only good for embarrassing wrestlers, they go and post pictures of CM Punk celebrating with his newly won title and two of his best friends in a really cool photo set. Punk, Colt Cabana and Ace Steel goof around with the Spinner Belt, and a couple of female fans join in. It's a really fun group of pics.

Steel, Punk, Chilly Willy and Cabana
Photo Credit: TMZ.com

In a related note, I gained some respect for TMZ out of all this. At least they gave Punk equal time after being the ones to really break open the story of him using the homophobic slur in Australia. Granted, he deserved to be called out for it, but the fun stuff should be publicized too.

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Looking Forward to the English Johnnies in Chikara This Month? Thank Chris Hero

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Looking forward to Saint? Thank Chris Hero!
If you don't listen to Colt Cabana's Art of Wrestling podcast, then good God man, what the hell is wrong with you? Anyway, if you're one of those forlorn souls who isn't in on the goodness, this week's guest was Chris Hero. Even if you're against podcasters, listen to this for the stories. One of the stories has everything to do with Johnny Saint and by proxy, Johnny Kidd, showing up to Chikara this month at the duo of Chikarasaurus Rex shows.

As it turns out, Saint was a bit of a recluse after his final "retirement" match in 2000. He didn't go to reunions, conventions, cards or anything. He just went about his life, looking after his parents, enjoying retirement. Little did he know that his work was being viewed and viewed again and viewed multiple times by the guys on the independent wrestling scene in America. Apparently, the English style of chain wrestling had become HUGE among guys like UltraMantis Black, Mike Quackenbush, Cabana and Hero among others. The last of those guys wondered aloud why Saint wasn't really around, and he pretty much tracked the English icon down. I won't go into how Hero did it - listen to the fuckin' podcast, you n00b - but he did, and in 2006, Saint made his return to the ring.

If Saint doesn't return to the ring because of Hero inspiring him, do we get him joining Quack and Jorge "Skayde" Rivera in the Masters of 1000 Holds team at King of Trios 2009? Do we get him and Quack hitting it off at that event to the point where Saint is coming back in at C-Rex and bringing Johnny Kidd with him? It could be possible, but at the same time, it seems highly unlikely to me. Because Chris Hero took mad initiative, we get cool-ass English chain wrestling and two catch-as-catch-can legends coming over to blow our minds for two nights in Southeast PA. I don't know about you, but that's a big deal.

So if you didn't think Hero was awesome enough already for his wrestling character and verily the millions of feds he is participating or has participated in in his 10+ year career, this is another reason why he's a pretty cool dude.

Photo Credit: Scott Finkelstein - Please visit his site to view the plentiful amounts of pictures he's taken for DGUSA, ROH and other indie feds: Get Lost Photography

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

The National Wrestling Alliance Is Officially a Joke

None of this would have happened if I were Champ...
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So, the NWA just stripped The Sheik of their World Championship because he backed out of a scheduled title defense against "Scrap Iron" Adam Pearce. As if the governing body hadn't taken enough flak during the year the way their top title has been handled, this comes as a big black eye in my opinion. I'm not surprised that there are shenanigans though. The rumor, and again, this is a rumor and this isn't the reason why anything happened, is that Pearce dropped the title in the first place to Colt Cabana because he didn't want to drop it directly to Sheik. Of course, that isn't the biggest reason why the title took so much of a hit, because if I were to base things on rumors, hearsay and conjecture, well, I'd be fucking Rajah now, wouldn't I?

I made a giant stink when Cabana lost the title to Sheik for my own, "fan" reasons, but if the title had to change hands, well, the title had to change hands I guess. However, I don't mean to crow over being vindicated here, but I think this situation proves that maybe I was right and that they should have called an audible on Cabana keeping the strap. Now, instead of being able to build an unbroken lineage (not historically, but recently at least as many people have relinquished/been stripped of the title before), they have the same political BS that plagues the big feds in a time when the indies are building a DIY-spirited recreation of the old school.

The problem is that they were so adamant on programming two guys together who clearly have problems with each other. I don't know what those problems are, and I won't pretend to be an expert on shit I don't know, but at the same time, where there's smoke, there's fire. Pearce didn't drop the strap directly to Sheik. Sheik pulled out of a match against Pearce. For a governing body that doesn't have complete control over the talents they book, programming people that have political enmity is a bad idea. I mean, if Vince McMahon wants John Cena to drop the WWE Championship to Triple H, he can force Cena to do it because it's his company. But the NWA? Well, they can't because Pearce is part of the braintrust of NWA Hollywood. Sheik runs NWA Fusion in Jacksonville. The NWA still operates like it did in 1970, not realizing that it doesn't have the same reverence it had in those days. Therefore, with the rise of indie feds that have made it on their own as entities, the being a part of the NWA has less and less appeal, to the point where a guy based mostly out of California can't really be programmed against a guy who runs out of Florida.

It's for this reason why the governing body of the NWA, not the individual feds, but the governing body, is a joke. They're pretty much running off the glory days and the fact that Ric Flair and Harley Race once held their titles, but with each passing day where shit like this happens, it's becoming clearer that they don't have a clue as to how something stays relevant in this day and age. The problem is, like I've said before, the answer is right in front of them.

If they really wanted to do something bold and something that'd work, they'd consolidate into one promotion, one that is actually on television and has a national reach, even if it's only through the Internet. They should retreat to Hollywood and build up a name and a brand there. If you want to compete for NWA gold? You head out West. Let's see how much the name is really worth. Let's see how many people are dedicated to continuing the legacy and not just trying to leech off the name and the name only.

Having the influence spread out over several feds is a bad idea, especially in this day and age. The time for a decentralized governing body in a worked sport full of egos has long since passed. The NWA is doing its satellite feds, ESPECIALLY the execellent NWA Hollywood, a severe disservice with this political BS.

That way, you don't have situations where one guy gets stripped of his title because he pulled out of a defense, and you won't have other Champions relinquishing titles out of protest.

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Chikarasaurus Rex Weekend Is William Regal Approved

We all knew English catch-as-catch-can legends Johnny Saint and Johnny Kidd were coming to Chikara for Chikarasaurus Rex: King of Sequel weekend. Over the last couple of days, we found out what matches they'd be competing in. Here's the first, scheduled for July 30th in Reading, PA:

World of Sport!
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Holy crap, it almost makes me want to risk alienating my 6 months pregnant wife by going to Reading for that show. However, if people are giving me good advice, then I'm erring on the side of caution here, as drawing the ire of a pregnant woman really is fucking stupid. So I'm sad that I won't be able to go to this one, especially since this match got a rousing endorsement from an expert on English grappling:


In a related note, Regal is the man on Twitter. He's one of the most interactive wrestlers on there, along with Claudio Castagnoli and Sugar Dunkerton. Anyway, back to the point at hand, if you're free on the 30th, can be in the Reading area and are a wrestling fan, then Regal's endorsement should be more than enough impetus for you to go. Seriously, this is like hearing Mario Batali say that an Italian restaurant is must-eat-at, or Kirk Hammett give you the recommendation to listen to a guy shred on guitar.

Of course, that isn't enough. No, as you know, Chikarasaurus Rex weekend is two days long, and Sunday's card in Philly, a card I will be attending. Of course Chikara isn't content just to let Reading have all the awesome. Kidd and Saint will of course be sticking around the whole weekend, and just in case Saturday's card didn't feature an awesome enough match, well, they had to go and up the ante for Sunday, which for my sake, IS AWESOME FREAKING SAUCE:

Well-played.
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I was hoping for Colt Cabana to be involved in the proceedings for that weekend, and my prayers to the Wrestling Gods were answered. Quack being involved is just gravy. Seriously, there scant few wrestling matches that I look forward to watching with this much fervor. It's good that WWE is giving us one in Punk/Cena at Money in the Bank, but to have two in the same month? Especially one of this caliber? I'm in hog heaven right now.

All of this goes to reinforce how freaking epic Chikara is when it comes to running an extremely fun, supremely eminent wrestling promotion. You ask me why I act as their propaganda arm, and I will point to these matches, which are just a tip of the iceberg when it comes to their awesomeness, as incontrovertible proof. Chikara is wrestling, folks.