Showing posts with label Kurt Angle. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kurt Angle. Show all posts

Monday, September 5, 2011

Impact Wrestling: A Haven for Drunks and Junkies in Wrestling

Poster child for Impact's laxity on drug use
Photo Credit: ImpactWrestling.com
There are a lot of exciting things happening in Impact Wrestling. Despite lack of direction, they have young guys who work exciting matches, and usually, shows can have as much good as they have bad. The bad can be really bad. However, as bad as they do in character, out of character, what they do, or should I be more specific, what they don't do is what is so infuriating. Two weeks ago, Matt Hardy was released from Impact ostensibly after getting into a single vehicle car accident, slamming into a tree. We all thought that maybe Impact was on the right track with their treatment of recidivist substance abusers, but then last night, Kurt Angle had his third drunk driving incident in the last five years. What was done? Nothing. Given the swiftness with which they handled Hardy, you'd think they'd have acted swiftly with Angle, right? ESPECIALLY since he was nailed earlier this year for something similar.

They didn't.

Granted, they could, but look back to the North Dakota incident this year. They didn't do anything to Angle at all. Look back at Victory Road too. They acted WAY too late when Jeff Hardy showed up to the arena (again, mind you) "in no condition to perform". Impact's long-term history when it comes to substance abuse is laughable enough that they deserve absolutely no leeway in judgment. So, what message do they send? It's loud and clear. Impact Wrestling is a haven for drug addicts and drunks. The only way you get fired is if creative has nothing for you, or you irritate Dixie Carter or someone above her in the pecking order. Obviously, that's why Angle and Jeff Hardy still have jobs. That's why Matt Hardy doesn't. It's clear as day.

So, why would anyone who toes the line even want to work there? I mean, all you have to do is get on someone's good side and anything you do is alright. What does that do to morale? What does that do to the people who don't do drugs or who don't run afoul of the law, ESPECIALLY when the people who do are the ones who get pushed to the moon? I mean, I hate going on conjectural reports about locker room morale, but when shit like this happens, and Angle isn't IMMEDIATELY reprimanded, then that smoke automatically says to me that there's fire. Absolutely.

The people who suffer aren't just the Austin Arieses and AJ Styleses of the world. It's everyone. For wrestling fans, all the work that CM Punk is doing to try and make this cool again will be undone because Impact will further the stereotype that carnies, junkies and white trash populate the ring, so of course the fans are the same. WWE suffers because no matter how stringent they make their Wellness Policy and no matter how much PR work they do with legitimate entertainment outlets (although Alex Riley and others have shown us this year that WWE has a LOT of work to do re: drunk driving), that they'll be lumped in with the old stereotypes because their biggest competition. Maybe David D. of The Smoking Section had it right with his idea that Vince McMahon needed to buy the company out for his own survival.

I'm beginning to sound like a broken record here, but c'mon son, how many more times are people going to be allowed to give Impact a black eye just because the brass likes them. They need to crack down, yadda yadda yadda. I can't even type it anymore. Hey, if Dixie and her bosses are happy running a fucking opium den, then it's their company. However, someone is going to die in their ring, and the fact that the government hasn't audited them is embarrassing. The wrestlers need to be shown consequence for their actions or else they won't learn. If Impact won't do it, Florida, Tennessee or Uncle Sam should.

Weekend Wrap-Up: Happy Labor Day!

Mugshot via TMZ
- Happy Labor Day! Hope you guys enjoy your day off (if you do indeed have off) with barbecue, beer and other fun things. Also, RAW tonight!

- CLASH Wrestling presented All-Out War Saturday, which featured the recently-fired Wreckingball getting the win in a 20-man (and woman) battle royale over such wrestlers as Mena Libra, Jimmy Jacobs and Tommy Treznik. Wreckingball will get a title shot at "GQ" Gavin Quinn at a later date, the latter defending his CLASH Championship successfully over former WWE wrestler and one-legged superstar Zach Gowen. Also on the card, "Caveman" Tyler Elkins defeated Cameron Skyy in a cage match via escape.

- Another Impact Wrestling superstar got popped for DWI last night. This time, it was the Champion. Kurt Angle got arrested for the fourth time in four years, third time for something alcohol related (and second time this year!) for DWI on I-66 in Virginia. Yeah, if there's one place you don't want to try any funny business on the road - drunk or sober - it's Virginia. Predictably, Angle wasn't fired within hours of the arrest, because he's not some annoying Internet maven like Matt Hardy, but with three legit arrests for alcohol (the fourth one was for "stalking" Trenesha "Rhaka Khan" Biggers, something that was overblown because it was she who was found out to be the stalker-type), he should probably at least be sent to rehab forcibly. Somehow? I doubt that'll happen.

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Future Endeavors 8/12 Power Poll: Punk. Cena. YEAH.




1, 2 and two corporate goons
Photo Credit: WWE.com
Welcome to yet another edition of the Future Endeavors Power Poll, a poll ranking wrestlers on a weekly basis based on how awesomely they performed or were portrayed on a Tuesday-to-Monday cycle. It is voted by a who's-who of wrestling bloggers, including my blogging Bro-dongo, PizzaBodySlam. I will list the top ten, and then post and comment on my ballot. Here goes:

1. CM Punk (Last Week: 1)
2. John Cena (2)
3. Christian (3)
4. R-Truth (8)
5. The Miz (9)
6. Daniel Bryan (NR)
7. Sheamus (4)
8. Randy Orton (5)
9. Mark Henry (NR)
10. Kurt Angle (NR)

And now, my ballot:

1. CM Punk - Duh.

2. John Cena - Double duh.

3. The Miz - Channeling Bruiser Brody, the Tasmanian Devil and Jeff Gilooly, Miz set out to rid the world of Rey Mysterio, and he did, at least for Monday night. If wrestling were real, then I'd probably hire Miz to go and take out my foes. At least I'd know the job would get done right.

4. R-Truth - Little Jimmy origin story. Your argument is invalid.

5. Kurt Angle - Winning the Impact Wrestling World Championship and looking like the crazy dude who led the Heaven's Gate cult in the process got him here. If he ends up getting Bischoff, Russo, Dixie and Jarrett to drink some Kool-Aid and "head up on the spaceship", he'd get #1.

6. Mercedes Martinez - She went 73 minutes with Lexus, thus taking that phrase back from lesbian porn.

7. Brian Kendrick - He retained his X-Division Championship at Hardcore Justice. Sadly, I have no sarcastic entry for him.

8. Daniel Bryan - Stock Daniel Bryan ranking

9. Sheamus - I'm amped for his HOSS FIGHT at SummerSlam tomorrow. That doesn't explain why I ranked him, but yeah, I just thought I'd pass that along.

10. Lexus - The other competitor in that 73 minute match. In other news, I'm not sure that the combined time for WWE's Diva matches this year approaches 73 minutes yet, and she and Mercedes topped that in one match. Imagine that.

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Unfairly Unforgiven: Historical Perspective and Triple H in the Fall of 2000




Did we play The Game wrong too early?
Photo Credit: WWE.com
I remember vividly the build-up to SummerSlam 2000. Kurt Angle had won King of the Ring a few months prior and was staking his claim to the WWF Championship. Despite only being in the company for 8 months, he had gotten himself so over that he implicitly demanded to be counted among the big boys of the company, then The Rock, Triple H, Undertaker and Kane. He was given a big story being the third man in the Trips/Stephanie McMahon relationship. The Internet hordes, myself included among them, screamed for Angle to come out of the feud as the new top dog in the WWF, with Triple H cuckolded and the boss' daughter having a new, Olympic beau.

When that didn't happen at SummerSlam nor at Unforgiven, boy, was the reaction screaming bloody murder. It didn't matter that Angle would win the WWF Championship at No Mercy, the damage was done in that The Rock had to do what Triple H didn't do... put Angle over. At the time, many among us accused Triple H of being a political machinist, someone who was paranoid about his spot and thus screwed Angle out of elevation. In retrospect though, was that fair?

To begin to examine that is to look at the context. The most important part of this background information has nothing to do with the players or the storyline in question, but with the people criticizing it. Internet fans by and large seem to be a fickle bunch. Stereotypically, they're always looking for the next big thing, and if/when that person breaks through, the backlash almost immediately begins. As someone who used to get caught up in that frenzy a lot more than I do now (and I'm not going to sit here and say that I don't lose perspective every once in awhile), it seems a little shortsighted. Yes, pro wrestling companies need to be proactive in building new stars, but when you have a guy who just hit the main event, when is it that he has to start making new wrestlers stars, and how often does he need to do it?

That brings us to "Public Enemy #1", Triple H.

By the time SummerSlam had rolled around, it was a year or so since his official elevation so to speak. However, you could argue that he really wasn't cemented as a main eventer until the Royal Rumble and No Way Out, when he and Mick Foley (as Cactus Jack) tore the house down in two consecutive title matches, the latter being a Hell in a Cell. There's no doubt that he was entrenched as a main eventer by SummerSlam, but at the same time, he really was only cemented for eight months as a top guy. For Trips to start hearing the catcalls that he was a diabolical scoundrel after less than a year of really coming into his own as a main eventer in retrospect, when guys like Steve Austin and the Undertaker, just to name two, had years on top before the bloom came off their rose and they were called upon to put people over (and even then, you could argue that Austin never really did that anyway) in order to let them join the main event pantheon, seemed really premature.

I think the perfect example here is Bret Hart. While he went into WrestleMania IX as the WWF Champion, I think we can all agree he really wasn't "made" until a year later, when he finally felled the sumo warrior Yokozuna and got his first real (and one could argue only) WrestleMania moment. He was on top really for two years, I'd say, before he was called to the carpet to put over Shawn Michaels at WrestleMania XII. In that time of course, he didn't win every match, but at the same time, the people he put over in high profile matches at the time - Bob Backlund and Jerry Lawler - were established in their own ways. I'm sure if the Internet were around as prominently in 1995 as it is today, there'd have been people moaning that Hart didn't put over Jean-Pierre Lafitte or his brother Owen.

However, when he put Michaels over at WrestleMania XII, it ostensibly made him. The same could be said for his role in playing the foil for Steve Austin the next year. Even though Hart won that "I Quit" match, Austin came out of it looking like a million bucks, and Hart changed roles in order to further enhance the budding star of the man who'd become Stone Cold.

Of course, knowing what know now, it did take Triple H a lot longer to put someone not on his level over in a meaningful way (Chris Benoit at WrestleMania XX and then Batista the next year). And yeah, Trips did weasel his way out of putting over a lot of guys who could have used the bump, from Kane all the way up to Goldberg (whom you could argue didn't need the bump to be considered a main eventer, but at the same time, the iron was hot at SummerSlam in 2003). But that's where the question comes in... how long should a guy be continually put over before he starts returning the favor?

Whether you think it should have been Kane at the end of that horrible Katie Vick angle, Rob Van Dam, Booker T after the horrible racism angle or anyone else in the stretch between his comeback in 2002 until WM XX, can we all agree that maybe our angry mob was unjustified in 2000?

Then again, the reason why I rejected Triple H, at least at first, wasn't because of any political machinations. Seriously, I didn't really become "aware" of the backstage stuff until around early 2000, and by that time, I was already sick of Triple H. When he turned heel, he turned boring to me. The 20 minute promos to start RAW grated on me. He didn't have good matches with anyone not named The Rock, Undertaker or Mick Foley. So yeah, the political stuff was a great cover for the wholly subjective reasoning that we just didn't like the guy.

So, we now flash back to SummerSlam 2000, which for me is when the Triple H backlash kicked into high gear, ESPECIALLY since his relationship with Stephanie was being reported as more real than they were letting on on screen. Especially given that Angle at the time was a rookie himself, would you really blame WWF for putting a commodity they were trying to build at the time at risk for the benefit of a guy who wasn't even a year into his tenure on the main roster? Looking back at it, I'm not really sure I can.

If anything, I'd blame the braintrust in 2000 for booking the wrong angle. Yes, the love triangle was a good build, but they didn't pay it off correctly for various reasons. They would have been better served focusing Angle directly on The Rock, especially since the endgame was going to be Angle upending Rocky for the title anyway. Then, maybe you have Triple H continue his feud with Undertaker or Kane. Maybe he tangles with Rikishi or some other act that didn't have a whole lot of upward mobility. I don't know.

But what I do know is that a lot of the rage directed at Triple H at that time period might not have been justified. Granted, I'm still not happy at the way he refused to share the spotlight in 2002-04, and maybe he spent too much time as a Hulk Hogan when he was meant to be a Bret Hart all along. However, maybe we all got off on the wrong foot when it came to judging him outside the confines of whether we liked him or not.

Monday, August 8, 2011

The Goofy Bad-ass: Reflecting on What Kurt Angle Was and What He Could Have Been




Pictured: Unrealized potential
Photo Credit: ImpactWrestling.com
Jason Mann and Joe Drilling were discussing the 2000 SummerSlam main event on last Wednesday's installment of the Wrestlespective Radio SummerSlam main event series. Towards the end, they got to talking about Kurt Angle, one of the participants in the match, and how his class clown character never really resonated with them until he eventually dropped the har-har part and got more serious, saying that it made him more of like a Honky Tonk Man quality to his first title reign in the fall of 2000, that he was always getting by by the skin of his teeth. While that was good for the Intercontinental Championship, they said it wasn't good for the World Title. I disagree with that to a point; I think a Honky Tonk World Champion would work, but it has limited shelf-life, if you smell what TH is cookin'.

But onto a greater point, I was then given a shoutout by Mann about how I was a fan of Angle's goofy badass character. Certainly, that iteration of Angle was my favorite, mainly because he made me laugh, but also because of the unique synergy that he had as being a wholly comedic character with the potential to tangle with the best of the lot due to his amazing wrestling ability and his legit amateur background. He hit both my wheelhouses, funny guys and great wrestlers. How could I not enjoy the hell out of him? I will admit to people not buying him until he stopped being funny and started using drugs in a super hardcore fashion to be ZOMG INTENZ!!!1

Honestly though, that's not a fault with Angle per se. You see, in WWF/E, people have roles, and those roles sometimes are so narrowly defined that if you put someone outside of the archetype just a little bit, Kevin Dunn's head may just explode and then Johnny Ace has to clean up the brain matter, or at least find Winston Wolf to do the job for him. And Vince hates when Johnny Ace has to clean up brain matter.

The funnier a wrestler you are, the more comically inept you are in the ring. Think about it. Santino Marella, despite having legit judo/wrestling chops, is relegated to the Superstars Zone despite being one of the most naturally talented guys at getting people to like him. Chris Jericho never fully broke through until he came back from hiatus and started calling the fans gelatinous tapeworms. The Rock made people laugh, but was there really anything comedic about his demeanor? The only exception here is Triple H, but at the same time, if all his attributes aren't maxed out to 99 at all times, he turns into a pumpkin. Or so I have read.

Honestly, that's why I feel like Angle was Honky Tonk Man, only basically impersonating himself circa 1996 rather than Elvis. WWE never felt comfortable taking the reins off him and letting him be a full on badass in the ring while being a jokester out of it. It would have made for a very interesting paradox in character, one that would have had so many different storytelling options without staying in the same stale boxes that WWF/E would keep guys in.

So basically, while Angle's credibility rose, at least my enjoyment of him declined as the years went on. It's to the point where yeah, the majority thinks he has great matches in Impact (For me, he's lost too much of his flair for psychology for me to say he always has good matches), but his character has been wholly drained of the panache that attracted me to him as a fan in the first place almost 12 years ago.

I get why pro wrestling, and sometimes, mainstream media on the whole, puts characters into archetypal boxes. For the most part, those archetypes are there because they're tried and true. However, Kurt Angle, the jokey ass-kicker, was a moldbreaker that had legs. It wasn't contrarian for the sake of being on the contrary. It was fresh and people latched onto it, whether it was the smarks like me who gravitated to him or the regular fans who wanted to see him get his ass kicked because of it. Sometimes you have to take a chance.

WWF/E could have taken a chance with Angle all those years ago, but instead, they didn't. You can argue over whether or not it was successful or not, and I'd say aside from the drug use that got him booted out of WWE, it was. But I can't help but wonder what could have been if Angle was allowed to develop as more than just an inept clown evolving into a more and more humorless legit wrestler.

Weekend Wrap-Up: Iron Women, Hardly Hardcore and Hollywood Ouster




New Champion, New Heel?
Photo Credit: ImpactWrestling.com
- So, is an event really hardcore if there's only one hardcore spot in the whole thing? I'm not sure people would have cared if Impact Wrestling gave them a good show in Hardcore Justice, but the consensus seems to be that they failed to deliver. Two new Champions were crowned last night, Kurt Angle the new World Champion (after, in many people's view, pointlessly turning heel) and Winter dethroned Mickie James to become the Knockouts Champion. I can get behind the latter because Winter, nee Katie Lea Burchill, is pretty awesome, but the former just sounds more like bad Russo writing. Also on the card, Crimson defeated Rob Van Dam in a Bound for Glory Series match to continue his undefeated streak. Anyone else get the feeling that he's going to main event their signature PPV, only to lose via shenanigans? After the match, Jerry Lynn appeared again and got in RVD's grill, meaning more RVD/Lynn rematches in the future.

- Rey Mysterio apparently hurt his knee at a house show this past weekend, with it being so severe that they ran an injury angle the next night to shorten his match against Alberto del Rio. Some reports are calling it a "tweak", but with his knees, a tweak can still be serious business. He's expected to work around the injury and appear at SummerSlam, which afterwards, hopefully he'll get a fucking vacation. The man needs to just go home, sip margaritas with his wife and relax for a bit so he can come back before the end of the year, refreshed, recharged and ready for the Internet to find new ways to slur him because they don't like his finishing move.

- Speaking of injuries, Daizee Haze has been listed as "out indefinitely" on the official Chikara message board. Circumstantially, it's because of the injuries suffered at the hands of Mima Shimoda and Claudio Castagnoli at Chikarasaurus Rex, Night 2. It leads me to believe it's all kayfabe, but at the same time, if it is legit, here's to a speedy recovery.

- In better news, Sunday's best show arguably took place in Cleveland, OH, with PWO putting on Wrestlelution 4. I really want to give you some results here, but for the life of me, I can't find them on the Internet anywhere. Bummer. However, what I can say is that according to TWB superfan and friend of the blog Jarret Aubry, the Josh Prohibition vs. Johnny Gargano vs. Matt Cross match was SUPER AWESOME. The man knows good wrestling, so take his word for it.

- JSCW's kickoff event was Saturday night free of charge on the Seaside Heights boardwalk. Judging from the picture posted in the results post, they did alright for themselves. The main crux of the show was the Tag Team Championship tournament, which had four first round matches headlined by a tilt between the SAT and All Money Is Legal, won by the latter team. Also on the card, Dan Maff defeated Apollo Star,

- Mercedes Martinez and Lexus set a modern women's wrestling record by going 73 minutes at the WSU tapings Saturday night. Martinez, who already has one superlative in the longest current Championship tenure under her belt (and may be the longest continuously defended women's title reign ever, given that Fabulous Moolah's 27 year reign was very much sparsely defended), now has another big record under her belt. The match was stopped as a 60 minute time limit draw, but the match was demanded restarted, and 13 minutes later, Martinez won with a fisherman's buster. Also at the tapings, Roxie Cotton made her redebut as Gabby Gilbert, taking two matches. The second taping ended with a WarGames match announced for the next iPPV between the newly formed Midwest Militia of Sassy Stephanie, Jessica Havok and Allison Kay and Team WSU, comprising of Martinez, Alicia and Brittney Savage.

- NWA Hollywood got a big shakeup as Joey Ryan was ousted as the head booker AND a contracted talent. I don't know what's going on that caused the coup, but it's a shocker to me. It's also very disappointing as Ryan has been embroiled in a pretty decent feud with Colt Cabana over the last couple of months. It especially sucks given that now, the only place you can find Ryan is on PWG, and that's only once a month. Granted, one show of Ryan a month is better than none, but at the same time, I can't help but feel that Hollywood is dropping the ball here by at least not keeping him on as a wrestler, even if they want to go a different direction behind the scenes.

- Ending on a happy note, according to the PWG message boards (a lot of message board news today, eh?), not only is Finlay scheduled to appear at Battle of Los Angeles this year in the tournament itself, but TJ Perkins and the Super Smash Bros. will appear at their next card after Battle of Los Angeles. Super psyched to see the SSB get some dates outside of the East Coast and Quebec, because they're a really fun tag team. Not surprising to see them touch down in SoCal though, as PWG has been really good about importing guys from Quebec, as seen with their thrusting of El Generico and Kevin Steen into the mainstream. Looking VERY much forward to this.

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Your Favorite Wrestlers Ever: Sean Williams

Now that my own favorites list is out of the way, I posed the question to some of my colleagues in the fan/writer community. Who are your favorite five wrestlers?

Next on the list is Twitter-phile and fellow Chikara enthusiast Sean Williams. He likes RPGs, puroresu and busting my chops. Here's his list:

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Two of Sean's favorites, right here
5. TAKA Michinoku - My first ever Japanese tape order was a Best of TAKA compilation that I wish I could find today. Even back in ’97 with the advent of the Light Heavyweight division, as a 12 year old, I knew he was special. He didn’t look like much, but his talent in the ring was undeniable. I devoured his mid-90s M-Pro work, and have followed him since through all of his Japan work. The Michinoku Driver was an insane finisher at 12, and seeing it in Japan where OH MY FUCKING GOD HE JUST DROPPED SOMEONE ON THEIR HEAD led to me being the gigantic eWrestling move whore I am today. Also, his jumping no-hands springboard dive to the floor is a work of goddamned art.

Oh, and the best theme music ever. A good friend of mine (who shall remain nameless) and I spent way too much time enjoying all of its remixes. “TAKA IS COMING. MOTHERFUCKER!” “I GON KICK YOU ASS!”

4. Test - Probably the most “out there” choice on my list, but I was quite possibly the world’s biggest Testicle when he had his biggest run in 1999 with Shane-O-Mac. He had a great look, and in my humble opinion, the best high end offense in the WWE at the time with his gutwrench powerbomb, pumphandle slam, top rope elbow, and later adoption of the big boot. I thought for sure he’d be inserted into the Survivor Series ’99 world title match that the Big Show ended up winning.

Even after he got depushed, he always did something I found entertaining: T&A, his pairing with Stacy, the Unamericans; hell, I even liked his ECW run. I loved when the writing staff would remember how bad Stephanie fucked him over. Wrestling’s lost a lot of great talent far too young, but Test’s death affected me more than all of them, because he was the one guy in the Attitude era I really, really got behind and cheered for, and I miss his work.

3. Christopher Daniels - One of the crispest wrestlers on the planet. Words cannot describe how sad I am that he never got a chance with the E or a TNA World Championship run. The fact that the Fallen Angel character is great and he can talk just makes it baffling to me how no one’s ever strapped a rocket to him and let him really go, not even Ring of Honor. He should have been a world champion by now, and the fact that he will likely retire without a world title to his name is criminal in my eyes. He’s how I got into indy wrestling in America, and without him, I’m not writing this entry on a wrestling blog site.

2. Kurt Angle - I love guys who can tear the house down in the ring that are ALSO great personalities. WWE Kurt Angle is probably my favorite wrestler ever. He loses some points for how he is now, because to me, Kurt Angle will ALWAYS be the purveyor of the Three I’s, the man who offered to flip his gold medal as a coin against HHH, the man who made out with Stephanie McMahon on SmackDown. Just as importantly, he’s the man who has the prettiest moonsault in wrestling, the awesome pop-up belly to belly superplex, and the Angle Slam. He’s the Euro-Continental Champion, and there’s way more that could be said about him, but you already know it all. It’s true. It’s damn true.

Oh, and (Little?) Jimmy crack corn, and I don’t care.

1. R-Truth - WHAT’S UP?!

Just kidding, Tom.

1. Eddie Kingston - This pick is definitely a product of my current fandom. If you asked me this question in 2000, the answer is Vader. If you ask me in 2004-5, it’s Kurt Angle. But you’re asking me in 2011, so the pick is the King of Diamonds, a man who I’m a giant fan of for pretty much every reason possible. His entrance is simply and low frills, but there’s something about Gavin yelling out “THE LAST OF A DYING BREED” that gets me every time, because it’s true. Eddie Kingston isn’t in WWE shape. He looks like a wrestler out of the 1980s, the local NWA territory top guy who’d get a shot at Ric Flair or Kerry von Erich when they came to town. He’s got other cool nicknames (“The War King” comes to mind). He’s tremendous in the Commentation Station when he’s there. And his in ring work is incredible, because he comes to the ring to beat you up.

Very few people love flippy spotfest wrestling more than I do. Selling is usually something I can take or leave if I’ve got a giant spotfest in front of me with guys doing a billion flips and ZOMG MOVEZZ! I love that shit. But Eddie Kingston makes it feel real. I’ve watched so many Kingston matches where I can’t tell if his knee is ACTUALLY shot to shit or if he’s just selling, and I’m really fine with it either way. He is a man who has been in wars who keeps WILLING his body to one more war. His match with Gran Akuma in 2010 was a HARROWING war with both guys just beating the shit out of each other. He had the best five minute match I’ve ever seen against Tursas His match at KOT with Arik Cannon was, again, both guys beating the shit out of each other. Shockingly, he then went on to face Akira Tozawa the next night, and they…no, wait, they ALSO beat the shit out of each other.

His offense consists of strikes that make you cringe and throws that make you do the same. Every Kingston match is a war, which is just how he likes it. And his rise from CHIKARA outcast to grudging acceptance as his role as the new ace of CHIKARA Pro, replacing Claudio Castagnoli in that capacity, has been some great subtle storytelling by Quack and company.

So yeah, I may wave the BDK flag proudly and will continue to do so. But even if Claudio and Ares Germanic invasion crew wasn’t there, I’d happily plop down my $20 to see Eddie Kingston fight someone. And really, isn’t that what it’s all about?

Photo Credit: Scott Finkelstein - Please visit his site to view the plentiful amounts of pictures he's taken for DGUSA, ROH and other indie feds: Get Lost Photography

Monday, August 1, 2011

Your Favorite Wrestlers Ever: Eric Gargiulo

Now that my own favorites list is out of the way, I posed the question to some of my colleagues in the fan/writer community. Who are your favorite five wrestlers?

The first list in this series of favorite wrestlers among the blogosphere, Twitterverse and fandom. Our first list comes from Eric Gargiulo of the Camel Clutch Blog. Here are his fave five:

1. Ric Flair - Maybe it is my age but Flair was a legend to me before I ever saw him wrestle thanks to the Apter magazines. Seeing him live defending the NWA title was something else. His matches were always lengthy, exciting, and kept you on the edge of your seats. Compound that with the promos he cut in his prime and you got the best of all time in my opinion.

Two of E's favorite wrestlers in a classic WrestleMania moment
Photo Credit: WWE.com
2. Kurt Angle - I think Angle is arguably the most underrated wrestler of this generation. Whenever people talk about greatest of all time they always mention Flair and HBK but leave Angle out. Name me a bad Kurt Angle match and I'd call you a flat out hater. Just the fact that he continues to get excellent matches out of Jeff Jarrett makes him an all-time great and a miracle worker.

3. Randy Savage - Savage brought a new attitude to the WWF in the 1980s. His intensity was second to none and he was the first to incorporate a more athletic style to the main-events. I don't recall many boring Savage matches and he worked with everyone and anyone. Like Flair, his promos were innovative and brought a whole new dynamic to the WWF.

4. Shawn Michaels - Shawn is without question the greatest wrestler of the 21st century. This guy got great matches out of everyone, including Mark Henry. His matches always told a story and while they weren't always the most psychologically sound, you understood the emotion of the fight by the time the match was over.

5. Tiger Mask Sayama - If not for his short run I'd call him the greatest of all time. He pioneered a new style of pro wrestling that continues to bleed into the current era of the business. Thousands have tried to fly and move like him, but nobody was as fluid and precise as Sayama. If you have never seen an original Tiger Mask match you need to put an hour aside and sit in front of You Tube. The guy blows just about anyone and everyone out of the water and unfortunately came along about 20 years too soon.

Thursday, July 21, 2011

My Favorite Wrestlers Ever: #25 through #21

Let's dive into the list, shall we? Let's do it!

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25. Kurt Angle

Full disclosure, Kurt Angle would be a lot higher on this list if he didn't fall off towards the end of his WWE run and into his TNA/Impact tenure. Ever since he dropped the "goofy" from his "goofy badass" persona, I've really found him to be bland and mostly unappealing. Even his wrestling has sunken for me.

That being said, I'm not here to bash the guy. This is my favorite wrestlers list. There was a time when Angle was must-see TV for me. From the time when he first debuted at Survivor Series '99 through his feud with Brock Lesnar, there were a scant few who commanded my attention both in the ring and out of it like Angle did. He was great as a performer himself, but he was also a great foil for nearly everyone he worked against, be it Steve Austin, Big Show, Lesnar or Booker T. At one time, he was the best in the world, which makes his fall from grace for me that much more painful to watch.

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24. UltraMantis Black

When most people mention the Dark Lord, they're probably Star Wars fans referring to Darth Vader or Harry Potter fans referring to Lord Voldemort. When I refer to a Dark Lord, it's lovingly and obediently and directed at one UltraMantis Black. Why? Well, because he's awesome, that's why. To begin to understand how Mantis brings in the goodness is just to understand his gimmick. He's a guy who wears an insectoid mask, carries around a staff and is an alleged proponent of black magic. It's utterly silly, silly enough that it fits into the Chikara ethos perfectly.

It's not just the gimmick either. He's a good wrestler, maybe not the best in terms of ability in any one area, but the dude knows how to convey a story. He's also one of the best announcers in wrestling right now, and whenever he's calling a match on Chikara DVDs, ESPECIALLY when his partner is Bryce Remsburg, the results are magic. He's also one of only three guys whose t-shirt I own or have owned in the past. One was mentioned yesterday. The other one is my favorite wrestler of all-time. That's pretty good company.

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23. Booker T

SUCKAAAAAAAAAAH! Booker T always had that wild-eyed charm, an unhinged aura that made him eminently likable to me. As a guy who didn't watch all that much WCW until 1999, I missed out on a lot of Harlem Heat. But when he busted out as a solo star, I thought WCW had something with him. They tried turning him into a dimestore imitation of The Rock, but he deserved so much better than that. Much like Christian is portrayed now, Booker was always played up a the foil who lost, especially when brawling with Steve Austin in a supermarket while Ric Flair and Vince McMahon watched on the TitanTron.

Thing is, Booker now continues to prove his awesomeness to me every Friday night and on PPVs when I get to order them. He's so damn charming and exuberant that it doesn't matter that he states the obvious all the time or doesn't really know to defend himself when Michael Cole barbs him. And when he made his comeback, doing the Spinarooni before getting tossed to the floor by Mason Ryan at the Royal Rumble? Yeah, I marked. Huge.

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22. Yokozuna

Yoko has the distinction of the first heel that I really rooted for. It wasn't early on in his run, but after WrestleMania: The Arcade Game came out for Sega Genesis, I started using the shit out of the sumo warrior. From there, my vicarious living through digital means of the big lug made me more and more of a fan of his.

I also thought he was very underrated as a worker. I mean yeah, there's only so much a 500 lb. guy can do, but what he did do, he did really well. I loved the Banzai Drop as a finisher too. Simple, effective match finishes are sometimes the best, and while a three-and-a-half rotation corkscrew moonsaulting cutthroat Death Valley Driver might be pretty to look at, a quarter-ton dude jumping ass-first on a guy's chest gets to the fucking point right away.

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21. CM Punk

Only 21st? Yeah, it might seem low, but when you consider there have been thousands upon thousands of guys to step in the squared circle, 21st is probably somewhere in the 99th percentile. And that's damn good.

See, just because I like 20 guys throughout wrestling history more than Punk doesn't reflect badly at all on the Straight Edge Savior. I also admit that the way things are going now, as he gets more and more of a stage to do his thing, if I were to do this list next year, he might make top 10. His ceiling is that high, and he's done a fucking fantastic job of entertaining me since I've come back to wrestling three years or so ago.

The reason why he resonates with me, and with so many other fans, is that he gets it. He's not a "performer", he's a real person, with real thoughts, speaking real words and sparking real emotion. He's a great wrestler and never denies that this is wrestling. When he speaks, it's so natural. He's not afraid to take risks either. I mean, from him jabbing at Jeff Hardy's drug addiction in 2009 all the way up to insinuating that he has an intimate relationship with Triple H's wife today at ComiCon, he has a flair for the entertaining.

So yeah, don't think of this as me underrating Punk. Think of the other 20 guys on the list over the next few days as guys I really, really have a fandom for. Because if I have Punk at this spot, imagine how much I enjoy the next twenty.

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Wrestling Six Packs: Patriotic Gimmicks

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Yesterday was Independence Day, in case this is the first time you've read this blog all day and live, say, in Kazakhstan or some other country where July 4th is just another day. But yeah, in America, it's a big deal. Since pro wrestling has become ingrained in American culture, of course several gimmicks within the artform have certain patriotic tinges. Here are six of my favorites.

1. "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan

HOOOOOOOOOO! Ol' Hacksaw may be the most iconic embodiment of the Red, White and Blue. I've written about him at length before, so here's what I wrote in honor of his Hall of Fame induction:
Duggan was always a sentimental favorite of mine. Back when I first really got into wrestling, he was my second favorite guy behind Hulk Hogan, a guy whom today would probably have gotten a title run or two because of how over he was. Of course, Duggan was a hero of a long gone era, back when it was cool to be a patriot. Even for how jingoistic wrestling crowds still are and how well foreign heels still can get over, the all-American face has disappeared. Even if his gimmick was cheap and he acted like a borderline mental patient, Duggan's affable spirit and gung-ho, take no prisoners approach in the ring endeared him to several of the WWF's devoted fans, myself included.
And here's what I wrote about him last Fourth of July:
Was Duggan the best technical wrestler? Hell no. Was he the most handsome wrestler? No, he was as homely as a mule. However, he was resilient. He was tough. He never said die. He embodied America better than anyone else did. A blue-collar, flag-waving hero for all the kids to look up to. He made it proud to be an American. He fought Nikolai Volkoff and Iron Sheik. His flag waving made Communists everywhere shit their pants. When Ronald Reagan told Gorbechev to "tear down that wall", you know why Gorby complied? Reagan had Duggan standing right behind him. Jim Duggan's "HOOOOOOOOO!" haunted Fidel Castro's nightmares until the day his brain finally gave out. Any time China starts shit, Duggan heads over there with his 2x4 and reminds them why they'll never stand a chance, even though they outnumber us 4 to 1. So, let's hear it for America, July 4th and Hacksaw Jim Duggan, tough guy.
In short, fuck you, Hacksaw's the man.

2. The Great American Bash

The name of the event always conjured up images of summer. Cookouts, fireworks, the American flag. There's just such a tradition behind the name, even if the event had become "just another PPV" in its later years. I think there's a lot of potential for a special event here. I know the logistics of having PPV outdoors can be rough, but a cookout-themed event? Yeah, I'd go in a heartbeat.

3. The Lex Express

I extolled the virtues of the event that launched this bus-tour around the country earlier on today, so why wouldn't I list this? While Luger didn't exactly pan out for WWE as a top guy, I loved the Lex Express as a kid. So cheesy, but so fun at the same time. Plus, it's inspired the Flex Express today, so it gets a lot of replay value as well.

4. Kurt Angle

Angle made the American hero character archetype and flipped it on its head, playing up his persona so geekily that he got boos instead of the cheers that his forebears would have garnered. In the early days, Angle's character was so fresh and goofy that he was truly an innovator. It didn't hurt that his comedic delivery was on point.

5. Steve Austin

When you think Stone Cold, you generally don't imagine the Stars 'n Stripes. In fact, he generally embodies nihilism, selfishness and rampant recklessness. But for a hot second, he was the leader of an unlikely group of invaders into Canada to battle the Hart Foundation. Yes, Canadian Stampede, generally regarded as the best In Your House and one of the greatest overall PPVs ever, featured a 10-man main event that saw Austin defend America's honor, along with Goldust, Ken Shamrock and the Road Warriors, in the heart of Hart country, Calgary, Alberta, Canada. He wasn't singing Lee Greenwood or draped in Old Glory, but on that day, Austin was a de facto patriot.

6. Tribute to the Troops

In a serious note, one of the best things WWE does each year is the Tribute to the Troops. It can be hip to forget the military or to bash them for the sins of the political fat cats who send them to war for their own personal gain, but the WWE never forgets these brave men and women. They actually are treated well all year long, gaining free entry into WWE events, but the best is when the company brings the action to them. It's a total fanservice show, but for these fans who may not be there to enjoy the show next year, well, it's well-deserved.

Monday, June 13, 2011

Weekend Wrap-Up: Happy Slammiversary, Impact

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- Impact Wrestling's Slammiversary PPV was last night, and the big winners were Ken Anderson and Kurt Angle. Anderson defeated Sting for the Impact World Championship, while Angle made Jeff Jarrett tap out to presumably end their feud (or at least one would hope, since it's dragged on for so goddamn long it's not even funny). Bully Ray defeated AJ Styles in a last man standing match, and Alex Shelley and James Storm retained the Tag Team Championships, again, teasing dissension because EVERY TEAM NEEDS TO TEASE DISSENSION GAWD.

- CZW Prelude to Violence took place at The Arena on Saturday. The show was a prelude to their Tournament of Death to take place in Delaware later on this month. The main event saw Scotty Vortekz defeat Drake Younger in a TLC match to qualify for the tournament. Other winners included AR Fox, who defeated Drew Gulak for the Wired TV Title, Adam Cole, who retained his Light Heavyweight Championship against Jonathan "Hieracon" Gresham and Philly's Most Wanted (BLK JEEZ and Joker), who retained their Tag Titles against Azrael and Bandido.

- Frank Iadevaia of JAPW announced this weekend he was starting a new brand under the company's umbrella. Jersey Shore Championship Wrestling will open for business later this year. You can find the pertinent FAQ here. Basically, JAPW will become a sort of PWG-dream match promotion for the East Coast, while JSCW will feature more of the unknown talent from the area, be it select, lower-card talent from JAPW or other local indie guys. Iadevaia plans on running JSCW as the full-time promotion while JAPW will be the special occasion fed. Also, guest shows with NJPW and Impact will still be promoted under the JAPW banner. This is pretty interesting news. I'll be keeping up with it.

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