In today's society there is a great deal of emphasis placed upon the importance of being environmentally conscious. I believe in conservation and that every little bit can help.
Fellas, when masturbating think of mother nature not just Alexis Texas's fat booty and or Eva Angelina's fake boobies. When you are about to crack one off plan in advance. You may lose the spontaneity of just whipping out your pen15 club but you will be saving the world one jerk @ a time. Use a jizz towel. I understand this seems entirely unsanitary, and in reality it may in fact be, (I have yet to do any appropriate research) but I do know it keeps kleenex out of your waste basket and consequently out of a land fill. If you must insist upon using Kleenex place them in your compost, they are in fact compost-able. One of the benefits of the cum rag is that you have a greater surface area to catch your personal cum-shots and less possibility of spillage. Keep this in mind next time you have personal time, and if you have been lacking personal time, make time, it's feels ef-ing wikkid.
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