Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Rebecca Black's Friday Possibly Worst Song and Music Video EVAR?

Rebecca Black's Internet music video "Friday" has garnered over 6 million views as of today (Tuesday March 15). It's been holding the attention of big names on the Internet such as blogger Daniel Tosh and YouTuber Ray William Johnson. However, this video is not getting its publicity from being good. It's getting attention because it is so horrible.

The song in the video features Rebecca Black, a 14 or 15 or 16 year old who can't decide whether to sit in the front seat of the car, or the back. WOOPDY FRIGIN' DOO! The song's subject matter is so shallow, it makes Nickelback look like Shakespeare. Black sings about how it's Friday, how she's going to eat breakfast from a bowl of cereal, how rushes to the bus stop but then gets into her friends' car and CAN'T DECIDE WHETHER TO SIT IN THE FRONT SEAT OR THE BACK SEAT!?!?!? What is this a song for kindergardeners?!?!? No seriously, is it? There's even a section of the song that puts the order of the days of the week to music. I'm not exaggerating. These are the lyrics:

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards

About 3/4 of the way through the song, a nameless 50 year old rapper pops in and spits a verse similar to Luda's feature in Justin Bieber's song "Baby" (which was way better than this BTW). I kid you not, he really is nameless. He doesn't do a lead in like Luda's signature "Luda! (Luda...)" and his name is never mentioned in any credits or in the video description.

To top it off, the actual video is terribly directed. Black's makeup makes her look like a cheap 14 year old hooker. Black repeatedly lip-syncs like she's constipated. I should go frame by frame and take out as many embarrassing screen shots I can find, because some of them are quite hilarious. Any ways, the video is so awesomely bad. If you want to watch it, here you go...

What do you think of the video? Leave a comment below!

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