In the most surprising move ever *wanking motion*, Matt Hardy was busted for driving while intoxicated in North Carolina today after slamming his Corvette into a tree. He was uninjured. Actually, in the surprising move, Impact Wrestling FIRED him hours later. Impact, a company that has rarely ever fired for disciplinary reasons, has finally had enough.
But yeah, it's not like this was the first offense either. Most recently, he posted a video where he and his brother Jeff and girlfriend Reby Sky all appeared intoxicated, playing with a taser. But yeah, as with everything, here's hoping the guy finally finds the help he needs. Yeah.